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Rococho Ranger > wat happened to the carpets i ordered?
Brutus Salazaar > Errr...
kim33 > lol
Azuse > *cough*
Brutus Salazaar > /emote points to the shag rug near the fire place..... I traded them in
Fistsandwich > Harder to clean RR, especially liquids
Azuse > carpet burn, you understand
Brutus Salazaar > It was a fantastic 1000 to 1 deal
Jheroloy Ayryon > Our trade expert...
Rococho Ranger > 80,000 square feet of carpet.... for one rug ?
Brutus Salazaar > Its a extra special special rug
Azuse > itll see more use...
Gkarr Tarawanaka > Brutus died it pink and glued it to the exterior of his Phallus
Rococho Ranger > ok brutus, but i'm not explaining it at the next management meeting
Brutus Salazaar > Mohair, or lama hair or somethin... feels synthetic though, like .... Polyester, static is a bitch on it though
Brutus Salazaar > hehe
Jheroloy Ayryon > I got some of those
Brutus Salazaar > But it is quite allot of phun rubbing any hairy part of your body over it and watching it stand on end....
kim33 > BRUTUS
Brutus Salazaar > WHAT?
Brutus Salazaar > :)=
Agustus Caesar > lmao
Rococho Ranger > ok end that line of thought right NOW!
Brutus Salazaar > hehe
kim33 > you are hopeless ;)
Jheroloy Ayryon > And that's why we all love you.
Brutus Salazaar > /emote points to the room in general - YOU are the ones with the dirty minds, I just have the map
Alexander Kuvkei > some crazy lady drove trough the front of our building at work
Alexander Kuvkei > its all on the news apparently
Zartor > :o
Zartor > that's crazy--where do you work now?
Alexander Kuvkei > *********
Zartor > What she do that for?
Alexander Kuvkei > apparently she wanted to run her ex over
Zartor > wow--she missed big time
Zartor > or did she?
Alexander Kuvkei > well, not really
Alexander Kuvkei > he ran into the building
Alexander Kuvkei > so she followed
Alexander Kuvkei > in a Ford Expedition
Suze'Rain > ugh. anyone else got horrible lag in stations at the moment?
merovingio > nme not
helios aplha > i do...
Yarek Balear > i do in space
Suze'Rain > hrm. ah, joy. dragging from hangar to cargo is about a 10 second delay. bloody Empire space... :/
Princess Pepe > It isn't empire space, its Navy Space™.
Suze'Rain > I thought it was Lagspace™... bit liek deadspace, only with less life.
Suze'Rain > *like
Yarek Balear > line from Eve - The Movie.... "oh my god, it's full of lag"
Siren Shiva > Is there any such thing as a sexy ship? I dont think I've seen one yet
John Quicksilver > geddon!
Ander > Thorax is sexey
juduzz > never seen a ranis or deimos?
Constantine Arcanum > Yep, sexeh.
Siren Shiva > Hmmm, if I did I probably didnt know what they are.
Constantine Arcanum > I once saw a rax called 7" vibrator. truestory.
Siren Shiva > I saw a Bestower called 'Yellow Submarine', I thought it was cute
Visilious > paint dries faster than this freighter.
Aiyeeta Beaver > my freighter moves like lightning
Aiyeeta Beaver > ...or rather, like a picture of lightning
Aiyeeta Beaver > inside a jet fighter
Aiyeeta Beaver > ...or rather, a parked jet fighter
Aiyeeta Beaver > parked at an aircraft carrier
Aiyeeta Beaver > ...or rather, an aircraft carrier that's in dry dock
Visilious > ... while the Earth pauses its rotation.
Aiyeeta Beaver > I was willing to take it all the way out to the relativity of time, Vis... or rather, the relativity of time inside a black hole
jih chop > So, I have three accounts
jih chop > I run them all simultaneously
Fredy Krueger > /emote claps
jih chop > and ALT+TAB between them
jih chop > I am therefore constantly ALT-TABbing between windows constantly, all night long
Fredy Krueger > i used to use two screens for two :P
Fredy Krueger > but my friends no longer play :(
Fredy Krueger > so what yya using 'em for?
jih chop > well, this morning, I woke up and looked at the clock saw what time it was, and rolled over to go back to sleep
Fredy Krueger > /emote waits patiently
jih chop > while thinking to myself I'll just ALT+TAB to my other self and let THAT me get up while this me sleeps a little longer
<Noskire> i'm quite capable of getting women on my own, tyvm
<Noskire> also now when parents got a cute puppy
<Noskire> i'm gonna get more action than ever
<Emiug> ...
<Emiug> poor puppy
2005.07.22 15:11:07 info Attention travellers! There have been multiple reports of stuck problems in the following systems: Amamake, Eystur, Egghelende, Teshi, Sayartchen, Gosalav, Sorzielang, Abaim, O-CNPR, VRH-H7, O1Y-ED, K4YZ-Y, X36Y-G, L-C3O7, Edani, Danera, Aurejet, Rilera,
Shokal, Atarli, Keproh, Zatamaka, Rannoze, Piri, Osmomonne. Please avoid them until further notice.

2005.07.22 15:12:15 info Oh, and Hek.
Varacus > Why would anyone. For that matter, who likes playing station games?
Varacus > I mean honestly, isn't there some other way you'd rather spend your pitiful existence?
Opan santel > yea, behind my computer typing some crap in local
Pulgor > Well you must first fizzle the charger, then charge the fizziler all while making sure the compound ratio is at 0.68% of natural levels.... this, all WHILE making sure the inital energy drive is stable!
Shira d'Radonis > pray i don't see you out in space sometime in the next few hours.....
Pulgor > =(
Shira d'Radonis > hehe
Pulgor > Seriously though, I have no idea how to use scan probes, sorry. There was a probe my doctor used on me once, but you don't want to hear about that.
Gracchus > Nor know what it found
Pulgor > Right, it's probably better that you don't know =P
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