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128th Avenger > doesnt matter what! you wanna attack helpless haulers
128th Avenger > now come fight something that fires back
Suitonia > in a sec
Suitonia > killing another hauler
Hanns > LOL ?
Konietzko > don't get cocky. it's disrespectful to all of your buddies who've died tonight
Zachios Primos > rofl
Hanns > what the guys who lost there merlins?
Hanns > ohnoes
FowlPlayChiken > i lost a claw:-p
Hanns > to friendly fire
Hanns > lol
FowlPlayChiken > no, only half to friendly fire, zach got final blow
Konietzko > someone lost a purifier
Hanns > omg
Hanns > not a purifier
Hanns > ok ISS cancel this op, our budget for tonight is gone
FowlPlayChiken > rofl hanns
Yumiko Shaku > Im off to study for a test.
Yumiko Shaku > A pregnancy test.
* Teh-Tobzy pokes fic-kitty.
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<Hellclan|Oraclegol1> lol
* Teh-Tobzy pokes fic-kitty.
* M4sterm1nd takes aim...
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<M4sterm1nd> BOOM HEADSHOT
Selim > Well, Oica, I have expended all my diplomatic powers, and I am unable to find a solution to your dilemma. You'll be recieving a diplomatic package by air in about 23 hours. Good day.
Aeaus > Selim, may I recomend we strap it to a 1400mm Shell?
Selim > That can be arranged.
Bacchanalian > we should perhaps be so hospitable as to deliver multiple packages, no? we want to make sure we bring enough to go around
Aeaus > Yes, that would be most elegant.
Durok Torn > and we, of course, shall be obligated, through a sence of fair play and politness, to respond in kind
Bacchanalian > I look forward to it Durok!
Scorpio Dantes > Somehow I think Durok's package will prove too small to sufficiently stimulate us.
Ale Tricio > A Drunk is stumbling back and forth.

A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"

"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.

The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
Ale Tricio > "It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the mans wiener
hanging out of his fly for all the world to see..
He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing
yourself?"
Ale Tricio > Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and
without missing a beat, blurts out..........

"Holy ssshit ----- My girlfffriend's gone, too!!!!!"
Nexus Kinnon > You can still be loving and affectionate to someone you're fisting in the ass.
[@DJDaman] FUCK! The DVD rip of Star Trek Nemesis I got is in Spanish!
Demon Sen > try to pick up 20 cans over 50kms away in a ferox... and you will know the true meaning of horror
Cletus Graeme > lol
Cletus Graeme > learn to power nap between loot pickups :p
Demon Sen > well.... I actualy have to find a mission required item among these cans
Cletus Graeme > train a monkey to play while u nap then :p
Demon Sen > might as well train him to wack me off
Demon Sen > save myself some real time
Nebbeshim > Tired of huddling in a base while you wait for someone else in your corp to log in during a wardec? Come to Perkone! Perkone! Taking over the galaxy... one slacker at a time!
Nebbeshim > Perkone! The pay's not great but you can be your own boss and they don't care if you're high!
derloki > niemals
Svetdana > ./wardec perkone
Nebbeshim > Wouldn't work heh heh heh
Svetdana > ./suicide gank Nebbeshim
Nebbeshim > Ah see that'd work.
Nebbeshim > Especially if I'm high. Which I could be at this very moment!
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