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Viper ShizzIe > So, more ISD then I've ever seen in the same channel together, and fewer questions =/
Ciithania > We enjoy lurking
Vulgus Mob > EEK lurkers!
Jirid > I like to watch you type..
Viper ShizzIe > You would =P
Erik Pathfinder > that was genuinely disturbing, jirid
Merii Kha'sen > I want a MUD eve XD
Merii Kha'sen > text over SSL or 80 :P
WCPistolPete > with the change of seasons here work should slow down, so I might be able to get to the ei-fi long enough to switch skills while at work...
Merii Kha'sen > would be amusing as all hell
Kromaatikse Alain > > LOOK
WCPistolPete > ?
Kromaatikse Alain > You are at the gate to Jita. You see a large swarm of CONCORD drones
Merii Kha'sen > yes
Merii Kha'sen > you see (12 lines of players)
Kromaatikse Alain > > JUMP TO JITA
Merii Kha'sen > WARP TO 4 4
Merii Kha'sen > Please hold.
Merii Kha'sen > You have disconnected.
Merii Kha'sen > Logging in
Merii Kha'sen > Please hold.
Merii Kha'sen > You have disconnected.
Kromaatikse Alain > You are in a maze of twisty warp tunnels, all alike
Merii Kha'sen > actually
Merii Kha'sen > I played a MUD for 4 years
Merii Kha'sen > great game
WCPistolPete > sounds like a bad phone conversation :p
Merii Kha'sen > eve doesn't lend itself well to MUDs tho
Kromaatikse Alain > > F1 F2 F3 F4
Kromaatikse Alain > The tackler drone hits! You feel confused...
Rooker > You jump through the gate, there are 600 goonies on the other side
WCPistolPete > 9 jumps left...
Merii Kha'sen > S: 0/5469 A: 5200/7969 H: 7453/7453 SL SL SL SL SL SL SL HN HCI WE WS LAR DC AHT AHK AHE-
Merii Kha'sen > that would be the prompt for my geddon
Merii Kha'sen > oh wait
Rooker > not one of them thought to fit a scrambler, so you LOL to the next gate
Merii Kha'sen > forgot the speed and cap tho
Merii Kha'sen > the prompt would be a full line XD
WCPistolPete > lol
Merii Kha'sen > but yeah
Merii Kha'sen > I come from Achaea
Merii Kha'sen > so the prompt there looks like this
Merii Kha'sen > 3620h, 3620m, 15200e, 15200w cexdbk@-
Merii Kha'sen > so I'm used to reading prompts fast :P
WCPistolPete > man that's like ega trek :p
Kromaatikse Alain > no I think the MUD style would go better with the ambulation
Kromaatikse Alain > ENTER HANGAR
Kromaatikse Alain > You see what appears to be a very large pile of scrap metal and other junk
Kromaatikse Alain > EXAMINE JUNK
Kromaatikse Alain > Actually, it's a MInmatar ship
Merii Kha'sen > An angry slaver hound rises from the junk.
Merii Kha'sen > or that.
Merii Kha'sen > better joke :D
Rooker > tbh, I'm betting it's not 20 minutes after the patch that the first "zomg I gave her isk for cyberz and got scammed >,<" post on eve-o
Rooker > the ambulation patch*
Merii Kha'sen > 20 min?
Luther > are u nutz
Sard Caid > NVTS NUTS!
Luther > oh thought u was gonner shoot
Sard Caid > I am shooting
Sard Caid > Why aren't you dying? ='(
Luther > shooting health beams
Felbron > football cheerleaders in sweatpants and long sleve shirts because its cold makes it pointless to even have them out there.
Boroa > signed
R3V0LV3R > signed
* scottlarock grabs LucyDD by the waist and pulls her in. "Baby, I've got three inches of hot throbbing minmatar lovesteel waiting for you!"
Xune > 3 inches ? awe :(
scottlarock > Err... yeah, it's the nuclear reactors. :(
scottlarock > Radiation and all.
armslave> think one of my best kills with my plate rax was a bob inty while 4 bob bs's were shooting at me
armslave> killed him and warped out stiff o/
armslave> still*
Drogarn Langlay> nice
Blackdog Rackh'am> you warped out stiff?were you that excited?
EVE System > Channel changed to Orvolle Local Channel
Viceroy > it's small :
Sadist > damn, every time i come into the system there's some guy whining about his penis size
KIvante > lol that gotta hurt the ego
Leet Al > nidhoggur, how do you pronounce that
Soviet Orelius > I don't know
Soviet Orelius > Minmatar just communicate with grunts so the letters are just so they don't get confused
pr0wl > OK.. Anyone mind informing me what a "Small Warded Container" is, and what good it is to me? Can't figure it out.
Silverias > its a smallcontainer that wards u off, and if you do take from it it will go all pissy and bitch slap you
Chonker > i crushed a finger dropping the rear beam on my car off earlier, i'ts hard to type without it
Ginsu Knife > O.o
Jhar'An > Id recommend not crushing the finger then.
Chonker > yup
Brazz SilverPocket > ouch
Chonker > ooh, i see wages :)
Chonker > cheers jhar
Jhar'An > Lol, Aye, you got paid for both ops right?
Chonker > yea, proper took the nail off my finger
Brazz SilverPocket > thats like my friend, years ago he closed the garage door on his index finger when we were headed out to bowling one night.
Chonker > i'm all paid up i'm sure
Chonker > ouch
Ginsu Knife > O.o
* Ginsu Knife can't imagine how that works.
Chonker > hah, bowling, "chucking" sound more likely :(
Brazz SilverPocket > Yup, just a stump on it now. Couldn't repair it
Jhar'An > Ive done some pretty dumb, painful things.. But I cant top these stories.
Chonker > i think this is repairable, hopefully i'll get a new nail
Chonker > stupid car :)
Chonker > obviously needs to be made lighter!
Brazz SilverPocket > Not me at least, stupidest thing I ever did was get my pinky finger cut by an electric headgeclipper....thankfully only the tip a bit and it was
repaired...
Chonker > lighter = less crushy
Jhar'An > hehe, or you just need to get help.
Skaaltel > I can top these stories
Chonker > it's already quite light
Skaaltel > I went through the back window of a minivan with my head
Brazz SilverPocket > oh and the meatslicer I was cleaning in my first job at a deli. That was fun. Sliced my middle and ring finger sideways once. I could flap them. it was fun.
Chonker > http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~k0n/F776SNO/pics/2005-11-19/slides/100_0405.JPG
Skaaltel > and 50 stitches later....
Brazz SilverPocket > OUCH! You win.
Jhar'An > EWWW!
Chonker > ooooh 50 stickes?
Skaaltel > it was impressive
Chonker > stictches
Jhar'An > Never has meat where Skaaltel works.
Chonker > arse, stupid hand
Arhnoldus Pranel > suddnely the chili I'm cooking is losing its appeal
Ginsu Knife > I bet a Band-Aid II would have handled that.
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