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Mutant Caldari > hey all
Palpatinius > straw
Deety > bean sprouts
Deety > I mean, Hi
Palpatinius > lol howdy
Deety > used to hate when I'd say hey, and my mom would say "hay is for horses"
Palpatinius > yeah me too, of course thats because I spent most summers bucking bails
Deety > wow, I COMPLETELY missread those last two words
obwan > would 4 wcs be enough to get away from a 5 ship gate camp
<_1of9> im a "low maintenance" eve player :)
<wizzard66> well im a high maintenance director
Reachok > ack, need to turn the light on next time, those were not slim jim's but were Ol' Roy snak sticks - for dogs!!
Tehopenee > help im not being attacked !!
Black Th0rn > OMW!
Rifa Karshok > i'm rushing not to help u
Tehopenee > thank heavens :)
Eblis Bey > i got fucking wife agro right now
Eblis Bey > so i cant talk on TS she is setting in the chair next to my pc
Valea Silpha > you mean if you stick the ruler into your puppyfat further it looks longer ?
John Sharp > puppyfat?.....hmm...I need to steal that one
Valea Silpha > i like to use it to describe the escaping bulge that appears around poorly fitted corsettes
Feline Ferocity > what hes really saying is, hes a fatty
John Sharp > oh...the hanging skin....the handle bars.....them things
Valea Silpha > you mean bingo wings ?
Feline Ferocity > and saddle bags and droopy ballsacks
John Sharp > ballsacks droop, we can't do anything about that
John Sharp > well, we can, but it's uncomfortable
Valea Silpha > you could botox it
Feline Ferocity > i can nail them further up?
Valea Silpha > it'll look like a cream egg wrapped in pantyhose
Feyde Harkonen > Never have figured out the programming AI of drones...
Feyde Harkonen > "Is capsuleer attacking selected target? Y or N"
Feyde Harkonen > Y
Feyde Harkonen > "Cool. Attacking something else, then."
EC JuniorD > Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Shoot them both,
Bugged overview.
Morgan Brenna > does ccp publish a girls of eve calendar?
ISD Modicus > Morgan, no, but there may be an idea for a player run thing there
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