Komisches > waking up to find you were sleeping in a puddle of your own sweat is bad
Teranika Phenyo > i want cold, rainy and dark
Sith Marauder > I can think of worse puddles to wake up in
Teranika Phenyo > snuggling under the blankets
Teranika Phenyo > depends on what the puddle acutally is
Teranika Phenyo > if it's urine, yes that is bad...the other, i can live with it
Komisches > cum puddle = bad; mud puddle = bad; blood puddle = bad
Komisches > piss puddle = sounds funny, probably bad
Sith Marauder > puke is the worst
Sith Marauder > especially when it's not yours
Komisches > aye
Komisches > more so if it's chunky
Teranika Phenyo > cum puddle = not bad, blood puddle = as long as it's not life threatening, not bad; mud, urine and puke puddle = bad
Sith Marauder > ah I've almost died, the amarr navy is killing me
Komisches > cum puddles are bad = cold and slimey
Teranika Phenyo > im a girl and i am fine with them
Komisches > i'm gay, what's your point? I hate lube puddles too
Komisches > why are we having this conversation?
Teranika Phenyo > lol, never had a lube puddle
Teranika Phenyo > dont know, just flowing with it
Sith Marauder > I have a towel on hand, I try not to make a mess
Teranika Phenyo > i want cold, rainy and dark
Sith Marauder > I can think of worse puddles to wake up in
Teranika Phenyo > snuggling under the blankets
Teranika Phenyo > depends on what the puddle acutally is
Teranika Phenyo > if it's urine, yes that is bad...the other, i can live with it
Komisches > cum puddle = bad; mud puddle = bad; blood puddle = bad
Komisches > piss puddle = sounds funny, probably bad
Sith Marauder > puke is the worst
Sith Marauder > especially when it's not yours
Komisches > aye
Komisches > more so if it's chunky
Teranika Phenyo > cum puddle = not bad, blood puddle = as long as it's not life threatening, not bad; mud, urine and puke puddle = bad
Sith Marauder > ah I've almost died, the amarr navy is killing me
Komisches > cum puddles are bad = cold and slimey
Teranika Phenyo > im a girl and i am fine with them
Komisches > i'm gay, what's your point? I hate lube puddles too
Komisches > why are we having this conversation?
Teranika Phenyo > lol, never had a lube puddle
Teranika Phenyo > dont know, just flowing with it
Sith Marauder > I have a towel on hand, I try not to make a mess
Merc504 > hoooo man
Merc504 > i just jumped into hisec : (
Mr Bunbury > you lose your ship?
Merc504 > ill let you know in a min
Merc504 > nope
Merc504 > i got off and warped back to losec and jumped
Merc504 > lucky...
Onyxalia La'fiette > im tellin ya merc, concord does not like us XD
Onyxalia La'fiette > theres no negotiating with em =/
Merc504 > haha so i hear x . x
Merc504 > they wouldnt even let me cloak
Onyxalia La'fiette > theyre bastards i know =/
Merc504 > i wish there were a way for a pop up to happen asking me if im sure i wanna be an idiot and jump into hisec
Onyxalia La'fiette > LOL
Onyxalia La'fiette > doesnt seem fair does it?
Merc504 > not at all : (
Onyxalia La'fiette > ya get one to jump into your own home, but heaven forbid they warn you before you go somewhere actually dangerous to you
Merc504 > i just jumped into hisec : (
Mr Bunbury > you lose your ship?
Merc504 > ill let you know in a min
Merc504 > nope
Merc504 > i got off and warped back to losec and jumped
Merc504 > lucky...
Onyxalia La'fiette > im tellin ya merc, concord does not like us XD
Onyxalia La'fiette > theres no negotiating with em =/
Merc504 > haha so i hear x . x
Merc504 > they wouldnt even let me cloak
Onyxalia La'fiette > theyre bastards i know =/
Merc504 > i wish there were a way for a pop up to happen asking me if im sure i wanna be an idiot and jump into hisec
Onyxalia La'fiette > LOL
Onyxalia La'fiette > doesnt seem fair does it?
Merc504 > not at all : (
Onyxalia La'fiette > ya get one to jump into your own home, but heaven forbid they warn you before you go somewhere actually dangerous to you
osku > http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/duct_tape.jpg
Zakthar Kadaj > oh dear christ osku, that would TERRIFY me
Tearhart > yep
Chahya > rofl that is JUST WRONG.. but ya know what they say.. duct tape fixes all problems.. for the moment
Tearhart > yep
Chahya > brb and lots of jumps
Zakthar Kadaj > is that plane minmatar?
Zakthar Kadaj > oh dear christ osku, that would TERRIFY me
Tearhart > yep
Chahya > rofl that is JUST WRONG.. but ya know what they say.. duct tape fixes all problems.. for the moment
Tearhart > yep
Chahya > brb and lots of jumps
Zakthar Kadaj > is that plane minmatar?
Jalmur > any tuggers here?
Anya Snow > we need a tugger for a pure jaspet mining op
Marnius Cortez > true .... thats why its delayed, because of the 'need for speed initiative'
Zenith Bane > i could make a really bad joke here.....
Jalmur > you gona tugg you are alowed
Anya Snow > 15% of the income goes to the tugger
Zenith Bane > no dont youll make me say the joke
Midas Fischig > /emote gets his tumbleweed brush ready for Bane's effort at comedy...
Anya Snow > c'mon anyone? i'm the only tugger avalible?
Zenith Bane > its too immature. besides you already know exactly what im gonna say MF
Jalmur > no i am here but i am defance at the mo
Anya Snow > jal, when i start tugging, join me in it
Zenith Bane > must.... resist...
Anya Snow > i am not able to tug very much, only some 6k
Jalmur > np if you can suport defance
Jalmur > ow
Zenith Bane > LOL
Anya Snow > i cant really but i can equipt remote repairs
Jalmur > how much you got there?
Anya Snow > 12k
Jalmur > we nead a TUGG
Zenith Bane > Anya Snow > jal, when i start tugging, join me in it
Zenith Bane > thats priceless
Anya Snow > >.> zenith if your sitting on your ass in bika...
Zenith Bane > im ferrying an expensive cargo
Zenith Bane > so /.. :P
Jalmur > what you call jaspet?
MarioSimpson > .. Zenith come tug for us
Jalmur > pls
Zenith Bane > ill do it for a fiver. but for 20 quid you can have a video too
Jalmur > lol
Zenith Bane > bout time someone caught on
Jalmur > that depands
MarioSimpson > zenith
Jalmur > what kind of video?
Anya Snow > i understood but i'm more busy watching the overview
Zenith Bane > youve got no time for inuendoes and thats terrible
Jalmur > i am on that anya
Zenith Bane > this needs to go on omgrawr methinks
Zenith Bane > who agrees?
MarioSimpson > ?
MarioSimpson > wtf
Anya Snow > havent found anything funny yet
Zenith Bane > you must be too mature then
Anya Snow > i understood the joke, just wasent funny
Marnius Cortez > nahm not omgrawr stuff
Jalmur > so no tuggers
Zenith Bane > lol
Zenith Bane > please
Zenith Bane > it just needs a bit of trimming and itll be mint
Jalmur > just had to add this in :)
Anya Snow > tuggers, indys, haulers. whatever you want to call it, everyone is either busy, asleep or too immature to give a straight answer
Zenith Bane > correct 10 points
Zenith Bane > im all 3 :)
Jalmur > true anya
Zenith Bane > i think it might do well on omgrawr
Anya Snow > we need a tugger for a pure jaspet mining op
Marnius Cortez > true .... thats why its delayed, because of the 'need for speed initiative'
Zenith Bane > i could make a really bad joke here.....
Jalmur > you gona tugg you are alowed
Anya Snow > 15% of the income goes to the tugger
Zenith Bane > no dont youll make me say the joke
Midas Fischig > /emote gets his tumbleweed brush ready for Bane's effort at comedy...
Anya Snow > c'mon anyone? i'm the only tugger avalible?
Zenith Bane > its too immature. besides you already know exactly what im gonna say MF
Jalmur > no i am here but i am defance at the mo
Anya Snow > jal, when i start tugging, join me in it
Zenith Bane > must.... resist...
Anya Snow > i am not able to tug very much, only some 6k
Jalmur > np if you can suport defance
Jalmur > ow
Zenith Bane > LOL
Anya Snow > i cant really but i can equipt remote repairs
Jalmur > how much you got there?
Anya Snow > 12k
Jalmur > we nead a TUGG
Zenith Bane > Anya Snow > jal, when i start tugging, join me in it
Zenith Bane > thats priceless
Anya Snow > >.> zenith if your sitting on your ass in bika...
Zenith Bane > im ferrying an expensive cargo
Zenith Bane > so /.. :P
Jalmur > what you call jaspet?
MarioSimpson > .. Zenith come tug for us
Jalmur > pls
Zenith Bane > ill do it for a fiver. but for 20 quid you can have a video too
Jalmur > lol
Zenith Bane > bout time someone caught on
Jalmur > that depands
MarioSimpson > zenith
Jalmur > what kind of video?
Anya Snow > i understood but i'm more busy watching the overview
Zenith Bane > youve got no time for inuendoes and thats terrible
Jalmur > i am on that anya
Zenith Bane > this needs to go on omgrawr methinks
Zenith Bane > who agrees?
MarioSimpson > ?
MarioSimpson > wtf
Anya Snow > havent found anything funny yet
Zenith Bane > you must be too mature then
Anya Snow > i understood the joke, just wasent funny
Marnius Cortez > nahm not omgrawr stuff
Jalmur > so no tuggers
Zenith Bane > lol
Zenith Bane > please
Zenith Bane > it just needs a bit of trimming and itll be mint
Jalmur > just had to add this in :)
Anya Snow > tuggers, indys, haulers. whatever you want to call it, everyone is either busy, asleep or too immature to give a straight answer
Zenith Bane > correct 10 points
Zenith Bane > im all 3 :)
Jalmur > true anya
Zenith Bane > i think it might do well on omgrawr
Augin Soric > I GOT 99 PROBLEMS
Augin Soric > BUT A BITCH AIN'T ONE
Augin Soric > /emote tosses the Damsel out the airlock.
Augin Soric > BUT A BITCH AIN'T ONE
Augin Soric > /emote tosses the Damsel out the airlock.
Blood Runner > Sarah are u mining here?
Rudolfus > yes
Blood Runner > ?
Rudolfus > oh you said Sarah
Rudolfus > i thought you said Satan
Rudolfus > yes
Blood Runner > ?
Rudolfus > oh you said Sarah
Rudolfus > i thought you said Satan
Makkz > Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is hard, bacon.
Eveliina Kirkaslampi > ALL FAITHLESS SHALL BURN IN FIRES OF DOOM, AND THE IMAGE OF CAPS LOCK SHALL PESTER THEM FOR AN ETERNITY
MattCaladan > Those that don't listen to voice should have a 50% hull penalty applied.
Van Flyhight > How would this be enforced?
MattCaladan > via aggressive redistribution of ammunition to friendly cargobays... through their shields and armour
Van Flyhight > Yeah, that's what I thought...
MattCaladan > you just have to be careful when using sieged dreadnaughts...
Van Flyhight > How would this be enforced?
MattCaladan > via aggressive redistribution of ammunition to friendly cargobays... through their shields and armour
Van Flyhight > Yeah, that's what I thought...
MattCaladan > you just have to be careful when using sieged dreadnaughts...
Da Kid > lets go mine
Lord Seth > umm......i ...umm have to wash teh dog
Da Kid > doesnt it lick itself?
Lord Seth > lol
Lord Seth > i would rather scrub dog balls than mine
Da Kid > you'd rather scrub yours dogs balls than yours??? o.O
Lord Seth > LMAO
Lord Seth > fuck
Da Kid > wanna rephrase that?
Lord Seth > i would rather srub dog ball then shit for endless hours mining ore defeclessly in a astiroid belt
Lord Seth > SIT
Lord Seth > not shit
Lord Seth > i give up
Da Kid > yeah best thing
Dalan Darkstar > kid wins because of typing skills ftw
Da Kid > o/
Lord Seth > ....CURES MY FAT FINGERS
Lord Seth > cuse
Da Kid > curse o.-
Lord Seth > fucking shit
Lord Seth > yes
Da Kid > trade you your ashimmu for a dictionary seth
Lord Seth > umm......i ...umm have to wash teh dog
Da Kid > doesnt it lick itself?
Lord Seth > lol
Lord Seth > i would rather scrub dog balls than mine
Da Kid > you'd rather scrub yours dogs balls than yours??? o.O
Lord Seth > LMAO
Lord Seth > fuck
Da Kid > wanna rephrase that?
Lord Seth > i would rather srub dog ball then shit for endless hours mining ore defeclessly in a astiroid belt
Lord Seth > SIT
Lord Seth > not shit
Lord Seth > i give up
Da Kid > yeah best thing
Dalan Darkstar > kid wins because of typing skills ftw
Da Kid > o/
Lord Seth > ....CURES MY FAT FINGERS
Lord Seth > cuse
Da Kid > curse o.-
Lord Seth > fucking shit
Lord Seth > yes
Da Kid > trade you your ashimmu for a dictionary seth