<PenguinOfDoom> Sounds like a curse would be good for ffa's supertanky faggotry
<PenguinOfDoom> Just sit cloaked, then jump out and suck off whoever is tanking everybody else
<Levin> you can jump out and suck me off any time PenguinOfDoom
<Levin> <3
<PenguinOfDoom> :/
<PenguinOfDoom> Just sit cloaked, then jump out and suck off whoever is tanking everybody else
<Levin> you can jump out and suck me off any time PenguinOfDoom
<Levin> <3
<PenguinOfDoom> :/
Naveah Fade > I just don't like to be "bonked" simply because you're bored.
Ariano Paluda > I named my arbitrator "cherry" and it got popped by two PERV's
SN3263827 > I really need a bigger ship :/
SN3263827 > orbiting ships at gates praying they'll shoot me first isn't working
SN3263827 > orbiting ships at gates praying they'll shoot me first isn't working
nikolaj > Dude, i'd totally lube up a ragnarok and sodomize myself with it
Promon Delnai > theres a Raptor on the LGUZ gate
Promon Delnai > so careful yall
Promon Delnai > oh and maybe i shouldve asked if 7-12 is camped
Promon Delnai > before i warped to it
Promon Delnai > oh boy
Promon Delnai > this wont end well
Promon Delnai > so careful yall
Promon Delnai > oh and maybe i shouldve asked if 7-12 is camped
Promon Delnai > before i warped to it
Promon Delnai > oh boy
Promon Delnai > this wont end well
Augin Soric > TBH, the best way to describe Minmatar is "Waterworld in Space"
<@Viceroy> Arab folklore says that the camel knows the 100th name of God but will tell no one. That is why he solemnly holds his head high and plods defiantly across the desert, holding the secret to himself.
<@Viceroy> fucking camel
<@DigitalCommunist> That smug bastard.
<@Viceroy> fucking camel
<@DigitalCommunist> That smug bastard.
Valourie > I want so bad to build my combat skills
Valourie > I'm barely fit to pilot a shopping cart atm
Raph > lol
Valourie > /emote crashes her shopping cart into a stack of mason jars..
Raph > how many neut's can you fit on a shopping cart?
Valourie > 12
Valourie > but you can only fire 1 at a time
Raph > lol
Raph > bah
Raph > do you have to wear a crash helmet while you... "drive" it?
Valourie > no, but they recommend chapstick, in case of "wind burn"
Raph > ahh lol
Raph > hey at least it has a decent cargo space
Raph > ... unless you want to sit in it
Valourie > it can haul $300 worth of beer and assorted alcohol at a time
Valourie > so not completely gimp
Raph > not in the least
Valourie > but the speed issue is critical, it's faster to get off and walk, unless you're going downhill
Raph > plus, if you run real fast, you can jump up on it and roll
Valourie > this is essential especially if you don't have the isk to cover the "Gate guard" fees
Raph > see now I'm wondering what they'll do with the T2 cart
Valourie > i've already seen it
Valourie > OMG it has a cup holder
Raph > ?!?
Raph > LMAO
Valourie > it only requires about 4 mill SP to pilot too
Valourie > but damn, that's one sweet cup holder
Raph > so wait, you're telling me I can have 12 neut's on it, a decent amount of booze AND not spill the one i'm drinking?
Valourie > YEP!
Raph > lmao I have to have it
Valourie > rumour has it, a future patch will enable the Heated Cup Holder feature Very Happy
Raph > just for a collectors piece
Valourie > collectors hell, I'll live in that cart
Raph > haha
Raph > you could push 2 of them together and tape them up with the duct tape.. overpowered
Raph > 24 neut
Raph > s
Raph > and 600 bucks in booze
Valourie > wow
Valourie > you are a genius!
Raph > i think we're on to something
Raph > duct tape! i'm telling you
Valourie > but we're gunna need more people to push
Raph > hmm
Valourie > for some reason people in white aprons try to gank me when I leave the booze sector
Raph > we'll offer them some of the booze!
Valourie > share the booze? hmm.. I'm not liking these logistics
Raph > but... well... yeah
Valourie > maybe if we tied a rope between it, and a light scout vehicle.. like a hyundai..
Raph > lol light scout vehicle
Raph > yes yes
Valourie > we could increase the top speed enough to outrun the gank squad
Raph > especially down hill
Valourie > well, that's the only way to start that particular LSV
Raph > well what do you expect.. that carts are worth more than the LSV
Valourie > true
Valourie > well, maybe if we ransom someone elses T2 Cart in the booze sector using plastic forks, we won't have to pay for our own
Raph > that is always a possibility
Raph > nothing like pirating in a cart
Valourie > woo, sounds like fun
Valourie > but the T2 Cart is more of a luxury hauler.. they might steal our plastic forks and pirate it back before we warp out
Raph > oh yeah, I'd never risk a T2 cart
Raph > unless i could get someone else to push, and ride within the cart itself armed with a broom
Valourie > you know what we need for defense?
Raph > ?
Valourie > OMG a Named Broom?
Raph > yes
Valourie > that'd be awesome!
Raph > hard to find
Raph > no one cleans anymore
Valourie > Thor's Broom of Bristle-doom
Raph > lol
Valourie > Fear the brown gunk on the end!
Valourie > man, no one would even get close to that
Raph > nope
Raph > I think this whole conversation should be pasted to the forums, to get some feedback on our new design
Valourie > but for defense though, I was thinking, if we could requisition one of those airline trolley's... someone could hide inside till they tried to gank us, then pop-out and pwn them with a Broom.. or maybe even a Mop loaded with Smelly Water ammo!
Raph > I like where this is going
Raph > a mop you say?
Valourie > yea.. the whole blockade runner thing
Michael Manteuffel > afk
Valourie > yea.. but I dunno if we have the grid to keep a mop and a water bucket going at the same time
Raph > a nos ... a BEER nos? that could keep it going
Valourie > oo
Valourie > beer... that's dirty
Valourie > i like it
Valourie > Beer makes it's own smelly water ammo Very Happy
Michael Manteuffel > or you could try a minimum-wage labourer implant?
Raph > it pulls the enemies drinks DIRECTLY FROM THE COASTER
Raph > if they have the T2 version
Raph > I think this is going to need some balancing
Valourie > that's assuming they don't have beer coaster stabilizers though
Raph > that's a good point, but it's such a waste of a really-low slot
Valourie > yea, but it could ruin our whole beer-nos ammo chain
Raph > yes
Valourie > and those coaster stabs are a dime a dozen
Raph > this opens up a whole new ship type - BW
Raph > Beer Warfare
Valourie > ooo... i like
Valourie > we'd need pretzel support for that though
Raph > yep
Valourie > oh man, and Keg Haulers!
Raph > it's not a solo platform
Valourie > that'd be so cool
Raph > !
Raph > ok ok, this is a million dollar idea here
Valourie > dude, we could totally rewrite this game and sell it to every college kid on the planet
Raph > and alcoholics!
Valourie > same thing ;D
Raph > lol
Raph > well... a lot of alcoholics can't afford college... on account of the boozing and all
Valourie > that's what student loans are for
Raph > omg I can go to school now too?!
Valourie > heh
Valourie > well duh, that's what the system was created for
Raph > for alcoholics?
Raph > they get all the good stuff
Valourie > I'm barely fit to pilot a shopping cart atm
Raph > lol
Valourie > /emote crashes her shopping cart into a stack of mason jars..
Raph > how many neut's can you fit on a shopping cart?
Valourie > 12
Valourie > but you can only fire 1 at a time
Raph > lol
Raph > bah
Raph > do you have to wear a crash helmet while you... "drive" it?
Valourie > no, but they recommend chapstick, in case of "wind burn"
Raph > ahh lol
Raph > hey at least it has a decent cargo space
Raph > ... unless you want to sit in it
Valourie > it can haul $300 worth of beer and assorted alcohol at a time
Valourie > so not completely gimp
Raph > not in the least
Valourie > but the speed issue is critical, it's faster to get off and walk, unless you're going downhill
Raph > plus, if you run real fast, you can jump up on it and roll
Valourie > this is essential especially if you don't have the isk to cover the "Gate guard" fees
Raph > see now I'm wondering what they'll do with the T2 cart
Valourie > i've already seen it
Valourie > OMG it has a cup holder
Raph > ?!?
Raph > LMAO
Valourie > it only requires about 4 mill SP to pilot too
Valourie > but damn, that's one sweet cup holder
Raph > so wait, you're telling me I can have 12 neut's on it, a decent amount of booze AND not spill the one i'm drinking?
Valourie > YEP!
Raph > lmao I have to have it
Valourie > rumour has it, a future patch will enable the Heated Cup Holder feature Very Happy
Raph > just for a collectors piece
Valourie > collectors hell, I'll live in that cart
Raph > haha
Raph > you could push 2 of them together and tape them up with the duct tape.. overpowered
Raph > 24 neut
Raph > s
Raph > and 600 bucks in booze
Valourie > wow
Valourie > you are a genius!
Raph > i think we're on to something
Raph > duct tape! i'm telling you
Valourie > but we're gunna need more people to push
Raph > hmm
Valourie > for some reason people in white aprons try to gank me when I leave the booze sector
Raph > we'll offer them some of the booze!
Valourie > share the booze? hmm.. I'm not liking these logistics
Raph > but... well... yeah
Valourie > maybe if we tied a rope between it, and a light scout vehicle.. like a hyundai..
Raph > lol light scout vehicle
Raph > yes yes
Valourie > we could increase the top speed enough to outrun the gank squad
Raph > especially down hill
Valourie > well, that's the only way to start that particular LSV
Raph > well what do you expect.. that carts are worth more than the LSV
Valourie > true
Valourie > well, maybe if we ransom someone elses T2 Cart in the booze sector using plastic forks, we won't have to pay for our own
Raph > that is always a possibility
Raph > nothing like pirating in a cart
Valourie > woo, sounds like fun
Valourie > but the T2 Cart is more of a luxury hauler.. they might steal our plastic forks and pirate it back before we warp out
Raph > oh yeah, I'd never risk a T2 cart
Raph > unless i could get someone else to push, and ride within the cart itself armed with a broom
Valourie > you know what we need for defense?
Raph > ?
Valourie > OMG a Named Broom?
Raph > yes
Valourie > that'd be awesome!
Raph > hard to find
Raph > no one cleans anymore
Valourie > Thor's Broom of Bristle-doom
Raph > lol
Valourie > Fear the brown gunk on the end!
Valourie > man, no one would even get close to that
Raph > nope
Raph > I think this whole conversation should be pasted to the forums, to get some feedback on our new design
Valourie > but for defense though, I was thinking, if we could requisition one of those airline trolley's... someone could hide inside till they tried to gank us, then pop-out and pwn them with a Broom.. or maybe even a Mop loaded with Smelly Water ammo!
Raph > I like where this is going
Raph > a mop you say?
Valourie > yea.. the whole blockade runner thing
Michael Manteuffel > afk
Valourie > yea.. but I dunno if we have the grid to keep a mop and a water bucket going at the same time
Raph > a nos ... a BEER nos? that could keep it going
Valourie > oo
Valourie > beer... that's dirty
Valourie > i like it
Valourie > Beer makes it's own smelly water ammo Very Happy
Michael Manteuffel > or you could try a minimum-wage labourer implant?
Raph > it pulls the enemies drinks DIRECTLY FROM THE COASTER
Raph > if they have the T2 version
Raph > I think this is going to need some balancing
Valourie > that's assuming they don't have beer coaster stabilizers though
Raph > that's a good point, but it's such a waste of a really-low slot
Valourie > yea, but it could ruin our whole beer-nos ammo chain
Raph > yes
Valourie > and those coaster stabs are a dime a dozen
Raph > this opens up a whole new ship type - BW
Raph > Beer Warfare
Valourie > ooo... i like
Valourie > we'd need pretzel support for that though
Raph > yep
Valourie > oh man, and Keg Haulers!
Raph > it's not a solo platform
Valourie > that'd be so cool
Raph > !
Raph > ok ok, this is a million dollar idea here
Valourie > dude, we could totally rewrite this game and sell it to every college kid on the planet
Raph > and alcoholics!
Valourie > same thing ;D
Raph > lol
Raph > well... a lot of alcoholics can't afford college... on account of the boozing and all
Valourie > that's what student loans are for
Raph > omg I can go to school now too?!
Valourie > heh
Valourie > well duh, that's what the system was created for
Raph > for alcoholics?
Raph > they get all the good stuff
<[SSC]Ronyo> last night I was stupid
<|AFDT|mim> :'(
<[SSC]Ronyo> and flew right into the large smartbomb trap that I HAD HAD OUR GUYS SET UP
<[SSC]Ronyo> podded by [Xan]Zenst and [SSC]RisenStar
<|AFDT|mim> :'(
<[SSC]Ronyo> and flew right into the large smartbomb trap that I HAD HAD OUR GUYS SET UP
<[SSC]Ronyo> podded by [Xan]Zenst and [SSC]RisenStar