SpoonRECKLESS > Hey pete I heard you ask about me my wife was playing on my alt this week
SpoonRECKLESS > She trying to "like" eve
Jago Kain > getting women to like eve is like getting them to like bum-sex... if they aren't into it, they aren't into it and no amount of encouragement is going to change that
Shalia Ripper > it is best to ease them into EvE. play around on the surface for a while, then dive in.
Jago Kain > i see what you did there :)
SpoonRECKLESS > She trying to "like" eve
Jago Kain > getting women to like eve is like getting them to like bum-sex... if they aren't into it, they aren't into it and no amount of encouragement is going to change that
Shalia Ripper > it is best to ease them into EvE. play around on the surface for a while, then dive in.
Jago Kain > i see what you did there :)
Davion Vrynn > Let's clean up this mess and go home shall we?
Vanzer > and I only shot at you twice....
Davion Vrynn > Wait...
Davion Vrynn > You SHOT at me?
Vanzer > uh... no.
Vanzer > and I only shot at you twice....
Davion Vrynn > Wait...
Davion Vrynn > You SHOT at me?
Vanzer > uh... no.
General Killah > tomb has a negative sec status
General Killah > WHO DID YOU BLOW UP TOMB?
Papolytic > All of us
Johnson McCrae > TomB likes blowing up those who irritate him
Johnson McCrae > I think thats everybody though ;)
General Killah > hehe no he hits them with the nerf bat
General Killah > WHO DID YOU BLOW UP TOMB?
Papolytic > All of us
Johnson McCrae > TomB likes blowing up those who irritate him
Johnson McCrae > I think thats everybody though ;)
General Killah > hehe no he hits them with the nerf bat
Dilligafmofo > u couldnt beat eggs dude, maybe only ur meat
Sebasv > how old are you 11 ?
Dilligafmofo > with an excellent grasp of the english language, unlike u
Sebasv > how old are you 11 ?
Dilligafmofo > with an excellent grasp of the english language, unlike u
KSUDruid > shhhh.
KSUDruid > quiet.. remember?
cordy > oh right hehe
cordy > /emote goes back under druids desk
KSUDruid > o.0
Feek > Hmm. what are you doing under there?
todkavonic > /emote wants pics
Feek > Druid, just walk away
cordy > he cant he is to addictive on it :p
KSUDruid > hell no
KSUDruid > i'm stickin' around for this
cordy > you see
KSUDruid > /emote throws a football at his office door and slams it shut
Feek > You got an office AND a football?
Feek > git
KSUDruid > i got 3 stations too
cordy > hey dont call my druid a git i am only allowed to :p
KSUDruid > the cabin has a pool
KSUDruid > the grill's got a nice patio
Feek > I was at the cabin earlier.
Feek > Pissed in the pool ;)
KSUDruid > and the mansion, well, 1 word.. GROTTO
Dog > /emote puts fresh salt in pool and shakes head at feek
Feek > The bar 'n' grill is the bestest place though.
pringprang > they make a mean club sandwich
KSUDruid > steak sandwhich 4 teh win
cordy > mmm whiped cream
The Hard > on a steak sandwich?
KSUDruid > get back under the desk you
cordy > WOOF
cordy > *lick*
cordy > wow now everyone is silent:p
KSUDruid > quiet.. remember?
cordy > oh right hehe
cordy > /emote goes back under druids desk
KSUDruid > o.0
Feek > Hmm. what are you doing under there?
todkavonic > /emote wants pics
Feek > Druid, just walk away
cordy > he cant he is to addictive on it :p
KSUDruid > hell no
KSUDruid > i'm stickin' around for this
cordy > you see
KSUDruid > /emote throws a football at his office door and slams it shut
Feek > You got an office AND a football?
Feek > git
KSUDruid > i got 3 stations too
cordy > hey dont call my druid a git i am only allowed to :p
KSUDruid > the cabin has a pool
KSUDruid > the grill's got a nice patio
Feek > I was at the cabin earlier.
Feek > Pissed in the pool ;)
KSUDruid > and the mansion, well, 1 word.. GROTTO
Dog > /emote puts fresh salt in pool and shakes head at feek
Feek > The bar 'n' grill is the bestest place though.
pringprang > they make a mean club sandwich
KSUDruid > steak sandwhich 4 teh win
cordy > mmm whiped cream
The Hard > on a steak sandwich?
KSUDruid > get back under the desk you
cordy > WOOF
cordy > *lick*
cordy > wow now everyone is silent:p
Recusor > whats our policy on hostiles in 0.0?
Boma Airaken > in 0.0 our policy is this
Boma Airaken > IS IT BLUE?
Boma Airaken > NO?
Recusor > NO SIR!
Boma Airaken > THEN FUCKING MURDER IT!!!!
Recusor > YES SIR!
Boma Airaken > IS IT RED???
Boma Airaken > THEN MURDER IT
Boma Airaken > WITH EXTRA MURDER
Kane Darkstar > ITS DEAD
Boma Airaken > in 0.0 our policy is this
Boma Airaken > IS IT BLUE?
Boma Airaken > NO?
Recusor > NO SIR!
Boma Airaken > THEN FUCKING MURDER IT!!!!
Recusor > YES SIR!
Boma Airaken > IS IT RED???
Boma Airaken > THEN MURDER IT
Boma Airaken > WITH EXTRA MURDER
Kane Darkstar > ITS DEAD
Fried Chickenn > god i love explosions
Pandemoniac > yeah, they're like space orgasms.
Pandemoniac > yeah, they're like space orgasms.
Darell Annuzzi > you see Rapp, when you ask for the shitty stuff people gladelly let you have it :-P
Rapp > lol
Rapp > can i have your ship :P
Rapp > lol
Rapp > can i have your ship :P
Power's Urge > Destroyers make horrible setups very easy because they have so many slots you can put wrong stuff in.
Machette Bass > what is the next best ship up from the impairor?
Gerrosh > everything is better :)
Gerrosh > do the career missions, u'll get ships for free
Gerrosh > hit f12
Machette Bass > im doing the mole hill mission now
Lucian Lemuel > do the lilitary career agent and you get a free executioner, stick an ab on it and its fine for most l1 missions
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Gerrosh > aye, a tormentor, a sigil, a executioner and a punisher, if u do all 3 arcs
Miner 1457 > thats 2 sigils
Gerrosh > even better then :)
Ollodem > 2 sigils arent THAT much better than one sigil in fact ^^
Gerrosh > u still can sell or reprocess one of it...
Ollodem > hm, okay yes, but thats not nice towards the agent... ^^
Gerrosh > don't tell him ;)
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Ollodem > but imagine if he comes over for a dinner or what and then he goes like: 'Ah i just thaught about that Sigil i gave you back in the days, how is she, by the way?'
Ollodem > That would be awkward
Lucian Lemuel > point her to your other sigil, they all look the same
Gerrosh > no, u could show the other one, he will never notice ^^
Lucian Lemuel > just keep the number plates
Ollodem > good point
Gerrosh > everything is better :)
Gerrosh > do the career missions, u'll get ships for free
Gerrosh > hit f12
Machette Bass > im doing the mole hill mission now
Lucian Lemuel > do the lilitary career agent and you get a free executioner, stick an ab on it and its fine for most l1 missions
(...)
Gerrosh > aye, a tormentor, a sigil, a executioner and a punisher, if u do all 3 arcs
Miner 1457 > thats 2 sigils
Gerrosh > even better then :)
Ollodem > 2 sigils arent THAT much better than one sigil in fact ^^
Gerrosh > u still can sell or reprocess one of it...
Ollodem > hm, okay yes, but thats not nice towards the agent... ^^
Gerrosh > don't tell him ;)
(...)
Ollodem > but imagine if he comes over for a dinner or what and then he goes like: 'Ah i just thaught about that Sigil i gave you back in the days, how is she, by the way?'
Ollodem > That would be awkward
Lucian Lemuel > point her to your other sigil, they all look the same
Gerrosh > no, u could show the other one, he will never notice ^^
Lucian Lemuel > just keep the number plates
Ollodem > good point