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Madcap Magician > I have you partially surrounded. Please exit the station with your hands in your jacket searching for a gun.
Madcap Magician > "Tommy? Tommy are you in there? This is your wife, honey! I love you very much, and you need to do what this nice man is asking you to do! Please, think of our children!"
Madcap Magician > "Never! I have the arkonor and you'll have to pry it from my cold, logged off fingers before you'll ever own it again!"
Madcap Magician > "TOMMY NOOOOOOOO!!!"
Madcap Magician > Will Tommy give in to his carnal desire for megacyte? Will the good men of Finite Horizon show any quarter? Will this nonsense ever STOP? Tune into 2O-EEW tomorrow and find out!
Madcap Magician > (Cue theme music)

#5912 + ( 9 ) -inappropriate?

Ocara Nezus > get ye asses in gang guys
Ocara Nezus > we got inbound
wardey > ohh man
wardey > how many??
Ocara Nezus > 44 apparently...
DarkAvenger DK > Damn
wardey > lovely how big are we??
Ocara Nezus > well, 9 inches personally
Ocara Nezus > but i dunno why u wanna no that

#4596 + ( 9 ) -inappropriate?

WireFox > ca va Croc?
crocmore > ca va et toi?
crocmore > mais je ne suis pas le seul francais de la corporation :)
WireFox > je sais
Hazrat Izza > sure
Tamora > bonjour
Rei Storm > salut
Tamora > j'adore le minage et le npc
crocmore > lol tam :)
Tamora > j'm appelle tamora j'ai 25 ans
Hazrat Izza > donkey poo
Tamora > j'habit le Angleterre
crocmore > j'ai une petite bite avec des grosses couilles
Tamora > j'voudrais le massive cock
Tamora > :>
OzaLoni > heheh
Hazrat Izza > u love masive cocks?
Tamora > no?
Tamora > i have
Rei Storm > lmao
OzaLoni > no
OzaLoni > you say i would like
Tamora > oopsy
OzaLoni > :PPPPPPPPPP
Tamora > hahah
Hazrat Izza > yaya, likeWOOOPS

#13307 + ( 3 ) -inappropriate?

Anderson Williams > i get hard when losers die
Meridith Akesia > I get hard when anderson dies
Meridith Akesia > then i masturbate with my collection of authentic 16th century dildos
Triple Entendre > Or, as we like to call them, Aerosmith

#10493 + ( 39 ) -inappropriate?

<ulf-phone> Roll back the foreskin of ignorance...
<ulf-phone> And apply the wirebrush of enlightenment
<Ciarente> Ulf, that made *me* cross my legs.
<Ciarente> And I'm a girl.

#10040 + ( 1 ) -inappropriate?

Hanreas > I'd say a giant hammer attatched to Michael J Fox could me more dangerous

#1006 + ( 1 ) -inappropriate?

BiONetworks > if laaq dies i want footage of it
Dr'Laaq > pervert
Omadon > lol

#6056 + ( 85 ) -inappropriate?

Bong Ra > HEY!
Bong Ra > I'm friendly ffs!!!
Zatho > im not

#12567 + ( 1 ) -inappropriate?

Thokia > WHY IS THIS REGION SO DEAD?!!!
Thokia > I think I must PvP in the mornings..
Thokia > Yes.. yes..
Thokia > Sleep mid afternoon to midnight..
Thokia > Wake at 1am.. PvP all morning..
Thokia > All morning..
Thokia > Yes.. yes.. Muahaha.
Thokia > I will get Kills then..
Thokia > All morning..
Thokia > No-one can avoid me..
Thokia > All kills.. 1am.. all morning..
Thokia > PvP bwahahahaha
Thokia > This is a brilliant plan..
Thokia > All plans.. all mornings must PvP..
Thokia > Would you agree?
Thokia > Yes yes..
Thokia > AGREE DAMMIT!
Thokia > Brilliant plan!
Thokia > PvP...
Thokia > /emote drools.
Thokia > OH MY GOD A NEUTRAL!
Thokia > I've nhever seen one of those before..
Thokia > Omg.. must kill.. all morning.. All PvP Will destry..
Thokia > Come here... Die.. from 1am.. sleep afternoon..
Prince Nefer > whoa
Prince Nefer > i need to read lol
Thokia > /emote dies.

#5773 + ( 12 ) -inappropriate?

Suze'Rain > ugh. anyone else got horrible lag in stations at the moment?
merovingio > nme not
helios aplha > i do...
Yarek Balear > i do in space
Suze'Rain > hrm. ah, joy. dragging from hangar to cargo is about a 10 second delay. bloody Empire space... :/
Princess Pepe > It isn't empire space, its Navy Space™.
Suze'Rain > I thought it was Lagspace™... bit liek deadspace, only with less life.
Suze'Rain > *like
Yarek Balear > line from Eve - The Movie.... "oh my god, it's full of lag"

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