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Repentence Tyrathlion > I DO NOT MUNCH ON RUGS.
Vaden Khale > we at Veto pride ourselves on NRDS
Vaden Khale > fortunately, we have everyone red
Faustus Kraemer > EVE hates me tonight. And I love it still. I'm a WHORE *sobs*
<@Vittoros> mrs vitt took vitt jr and went to visit grandma this weekend
<@Vittoros> so it will be beer and porn for three straight days now
<@Vittoros> living with your spouse is good and all, but every now and then, you need to see another vagina
Skirge> My prophecy flying skills suckz
monev> i only have BC to 4
Skirge> I only have it to 5...
Skirge> Only one more lvl!
monev> yeah your eally have toget most of your skills to 6 to flysomethign realy well
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> Those bastard lvl 6 skills man
Skirge> Takes a year to train
Skirge> for rank 1 skills
Skirge> Thats WITH +5 implants
Skirge> But once you get it, your battlecruisers turn into transformers XD
monev> and they can usde dread lasers, that track at 1rad/s
monev> fire 5 times a second
Skirge> YEAH
Skirge> And they come with a unique lvl 6 ability that allows them to use a doomsday like device
Skirge> But they can use it once per 30 seconds
Skirge> and it never runs out of charges
monev> in the next system over
monev> with no timer warning
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> stealth doomsday
monev> yeah
monev> and it can jump itself without synofields. 30 light years
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> And it can hold AND operate 50 fighter drones
Skirge> AT ONCE
Skirge> But it only has 300 CAP
monev> that recharges 600 a second
Skirge> yes
Skirge> lol
Skirge> And it has an inherent warp disruption field thing
Skirge> like the heavy dictors
Skirge> And a web range of 200km
Skirge> And a base speed of 1000
monev> 98%
Skirge> Thats before skills are taken into account
Skirge> Oh and people can dock in it
monev> and keep jump cloans there
Skirge> And its constantly in reinforcedmode but only consumes 1stronth per week
monev> the hanger bay is bigenought to hold 4 titans docked
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> And it can create modules without minerals
monev> yeah, just uses corpses
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> biomass
Skirge> And it has a super special ability that it can only use once a week
Skirge> It can crash a node with the push of a button
monev> but only jita
Skirge> But is instantly teleported to the next node over
Skirge> lol
Skirge> And it has 99% resists across the board
monev> including hull
monev> and hull reppers are 1000% more effective
Skirge> And is immune to warp scram/jam/propulsion jamming/speed web effects
Skirge> And if you dampen it, it recieves a +100% damage bonus
Skirge> And it emits an aura regenerating 1000 shield hit points per second to all ships in gang
Skirge> And that
Skirge> is what you will need
Skirge> to defeat BOB
Skirge> And it will still be difficult >_>
Skirge> lol
monev> yeah. might need 2 of them
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> They will be called Fatherships
monev> PWNbarges
Skirge> lol
Neo Rainhart > lol i got 2500 kg spirits
Neo Rainhart > and a frozen corpse has a weight of 200kg?
Lord Matrix > must be caldari
Robness says:
was reading an articvle on fighter planes
Robness says:
and it said it was using dual AB to give it an advantage in speed
Robness says:
and i sat there thinking to myself
Robness says:
wtf
Neil says:
been doing that for ages
Robness says:
if your going for speed use dual mwd
Neil says:
lol
Robness says:
only way to go
Robness says:
then a bit like oh shit rl innit
ZarnieWoop > what do fat girls and mopeds have in common
ZarnieWoop > both are fun to ride untill you mates find out :D
Kybers > dunno...
N1fty > lol!
Kybers > ;)
JerryManhunt > rofl
mxmusa > :D
Siron BLack > encore
ZarnieWoop > whats the diffrence between a hooker and a mosquito
Eradith > both suck
Eradith > sorry, I wasn't in the game
JerryManhunt > hahaha
ZarnieWoop > the mosquito stops sucking when u slap it :d
Kybers > lol
JerryManhunt > rofl !!!!!
N1fty > hahaha, lol
Eradith > way better than my answer
Kyran D'Aedon > wtf
Kyran D'Aedon > like actual lady tits. natural. massive. bouncing etc.
BeanBagKing > like that sideboob?
Kyran D'Aedon > NO
BeanBagKing > because that my sideboob :)
Kyran D'Aedon > NOR DID I LIKE THE LESBO FOXES OR THE FUCKING HENTAI COW
Kyran D'Aedon > god
Koro Sarum > animal tits are better
Kyran D'Aedon > k ima pretend you didnt write that
<Blacklight> I'm just going to keep going filling dead air until someone kicks me off
<TheCore> Scheduled downtime beginning in 1 minute
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