Icebox > taking a stunning brunette out tonight
Icebox > not that it counts cause she's my best friend
Kozlack > n1
Crescend > Yeah, yeah. Unless there's at least one goat involved, it's too vanilla for me.
Kozlack > lol
Icebox > we don't have goats
Kozlack > sheep
Crescend > Well, there's your problem right there.
Icebox > we have chimpanzee's
Crescend > Chicks dig goats.
Icebox > much more fun
Crescend > Chimpanzees are cool. Bonobos are better.
Crescend > Oversexed little fuckers.
Icebox > hard to catch those buggers
Crescend > Yeah, but bonobos have massive lesbian orgies.
Icebox > should see it when the chimp does the goat tho :D
Crescend > Just follow the sound of "ook ook oooooooooooook"
Crescend > It brings a tear to my eye, it does.
Icebox > brings one to my eye too
Icebox > was my favorite goat
Crescend > There there.
Icebox > I remember many a night by the campfire
Icebox > /emote sniffs
Crescend > There there.
Icebox > not that it counts cause she's my best friend
Kozlack > n1
Crescend > Yeah, yeah. Unless there's at least one goat involved, it's too vanilla for me.
Kozlack > lol
Icebox > we don't have goats
Kozlack > sheep
Crescend > Well, there's your problem right there.
Icebox > we have chimpanzee's
Crescend > Chicks dig goats.
Icebox > much more fun
Crescend > Chimpanzees are cool. Bonobos are better.
Crescend > Oversexed little fuckers.
Icebox > hard to catch those buggers
Crescend > Yeah, but bonobos have massive lesbian orgies.
Icebox > should see it when the chimp does the goat tho :D
Crescend > Just follow the sound of "ook ook oooooooooooook"
Crescend > It brings a tear to my eye, it does.
Icebox > brings one to my eye too
Icebox > was my favorite goat
Crescend > There there.
Icebox > I remember many a night by the campfire
Icebox > /emote sniffs
Crescend > There there.
Kong iverz > hey ive never noticed it but does the planets move in eve?
HydroPrime > they warp to gates sometimes
HydroPrime > they warp to gates sometimes
Shade Morninstar > Belive me.. If there is anyone you dont wont running a powerplant. It is a Iceland.
Nomious > shade: oh? why is that?
Shade Morninstar > We talk about everyhing first. Then we start doing somthing. Then we start thinking we may have made a mistake.. But we decide to continue working, and ignore the mistake.
Nomious > ah yeah..reminde me to never invest in any high tech stuff in iceland then hehe
Nomious > doh to late!
Nivlartar > ehhm U allready have Nomi
Nivlartar > CCP = Iceland
Nivlartar > hehe
Nomious > shade: oh? why is that?
Shade Morninstar > We talk about everyhing first. Then we start doing somthing. Then we start thinking we may have made a mistake.. But we decide to continue working, and ignore the mistake.
Nomious > ah yeah..reminde me to never invest in any high tech stuff in iceland then hehe
Nomious > doh to late!
Nivlartar > ehhm U allready have Nomi
Nivlartar > CCP = Iceland
Nivlartar > hehe
Van'Clif > Корпорация Capitals примет в свои ряды новых пилотов, прием ведется через академию.Подробностив личке!
Rhi Tehn > Ladies and Gentlemen! Spot the typo competition is ON!!
Rhi Tehn > Ladies and Gentlemen! Spot the typo competition is ON!!
MisterVos > I want to kill my agent. How do I do that?
Beef Strokenhoff > Bite down really hard while you're earning your promotion under his desk.
Beef Strokenhoff > Blood loss is pretty traumatic
Beef Strokenhoff > Bite down really hard while you're earning your promotion under his desk.
Beef Strokenhoff > Blood loss is pretty traumatic
Allangor > i still say come to south africa, perfect example of how education pumps out moron's who can't read, can barely wright and need wordpad just to type out a short letter without spelling mistakes, and on top of that need calculators to add 12 and 8
Shadow XII > 'wright'.
Shadow XII > Point proven.
Shadow XII > 'wright'.
Shadow XII > Point proven.
Mothy > search enhines are so shit for literal translations
Mothy > *engines
Ryan > LOL
Ryan > Google works fine for me
Mothy > I put in 'what is the indian word for free' and it comes up with indian restaurants and free sex
Mothy > *engines
Ryan > LOL
Ryan > Google works fine for me
Mothy > I put in 'what is the indian word for free' and it comes up with indian restaurants and free sex
Tekki Sandan > i heard that vargo guy likes to stand over the mirror naked and stick his finger up his bum....
Vargo17b > thas a lie.. i dont need a mirror for that
Tekki Sandan > i also heard that he numbs his bum with icecubes so it seems like he is touching someone else
Tekki Sandan > propaganda?
Vargo17b > nah
Vargo17b > i do a move called the stranger sometimes
Vargo17b > its where u sit on your hand until its numb then beat off... feels like somebody else is doin it
tasede > ...
tasede > that seams erotic
Emperor Caligula > i do that sometime aswell, except its my girlfriend you fucking sicko
Emperor Caligula > xD
Tekki Sandan > i do that also, my girlfriend doesnt like it when i sit on her hand
Vargo17b > thas a lie.. i dont need a mirror for that
Tekki Sandan > i also heard that he numbs his bum with icecubes so it seems like he is touching someone else
Tekki Sandan > propaganda?
Vargo17b > nah
Vargo17b > i do a move called the stranger sometimes
Vargo17b > its where u sit on your hand until its numb then beat off... feels like somebody else is doin it
tasede > ...
tasede > that seams erotic
Emperor Caligula > i do that sometime aswell, except its my girlfriend you fucking sicko
Emperor Caligula > xD
Tekki Sandan > i do that also, my girlfriend doesnt like it when i sit on her hand
Overd0ze > I had to work today.. but it was incredible boring
Overd0ze > so I started to read this 48 page complete guide about mining
Overd0ze > and it pretty much got me excited for mining!
Kyrall > nerd
Overd0ze > so I started to read this 48 page complete guide about mining
Overd0ze > and it pretty much got me excited for mining!
Kyrall > nerd
Matthew Kalf > 25S is crawling with hostiles, they're cloaking outside the station, assault ships
Matthew Kalf > Member of Dirt Nap Squad [D-N-S]
Matthew Kalf > should i approach and engage?
Matthew Kalf > 21 in local, 11 hostile
SombreNote > do what you want bro, but this is an intel channel
Matthew Kalf > SHIT AMBUSH
Matthew Kalf > Member of Dirt Nap Squad [D-N-S]
Matthew Kalf > should i approach and engage?
Matthew Kalf > 21 in local, 11 hostile
SombreNote > do what you want bro, but this is an intel channel
Matthew Kalf > SHIT AMBUSH