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Chuck Al'Hashib > I learned on the internet today that Japanese men have tentacles.
Frogpills > should be surprised but
not due to the wonderful world we live in
atm
Endometriosis > you live in
wonderworld?
Endometriosis > is wonderwoman your
mom?
Endometriosis > can i sleep with your
mom if that is the case?
Duke Ricol > lol
Dethra > if his mom was
wonderwoman, you would probably get
beaten up while you were getting laid
Endometriosis > rough sex....SWCHEET
Dethra > she gets beaten up
everyday; I imagine if it were gentle, she
wouldn't feel anything.
Frogpills > damn go afk for 5 mins
and come back to drunk pirates talking about
sex with my mother ... damn you all to hell
you bastards ;)
ma'eul > Why is our FC saying F*ck so much, that is not a nice word. Can you change it to LOVE please? Thank you
Wee Girl > I dont think 5 berserkers will help you very much against a 50+ blob of reds
Wee Girl > unless of course you jet them in a can and shout "GUISE THE OFFICER LOOT IS IN THE CAN!!111" in local while running
Rico Naginata > FU
Rico Naginata > the local thugs love me
Node Crash > Well it ain't for your charming personality, so I'll assume you bend over easily.
Argenex AlphaKronium > Luxe, tell him this: Yea whatever you're such a wannbe I'm bored. Or you could say "well that sux we're about to leave it all and switch names we're so through" Or you could say "HAHAH WE ARE BOB, DIE VMIR YOU BASTARD!"
Octaviun > luxe would never use caps.
Octaviun > he would just go "lick my balls bitch"
Luxe Ecru > true.
<Asestorian> how hard it is to get shoes that fit me
<Asestorian> :(
<Asestorian> I need to be rich so I can just get custom fitted shoes all the time
<Vex> stop trying to wear heels
<Vex> fag
<HellGremlin> I will assist you
<HellGremlin> In fitting a shoe
<cougem> stop wearing cats as shoes
* HellGremlin obtains a shoehorn
<Asestorian> lol
* HellGremlin slides it easily into Asestorian's anus
<HellGremlin> There we go
<Vex> win.
<Asestorian> :|
<cougem> that is a nice fit
<HellGremlin> Gentlemen
<cougem> i dont see what was so hard
<HellGremlin> Who would like to try him on?
<HellGremlin> There is a shoehorn already inside
<cougem> ok
<HellGremlin> For easy slippage
* cougem fits perfectly
<HellGremlin> And entry
<cougem> IM THE PRINCESS
<HellGremlin> Oh
<Asestorian> D:
<HellGremlin> Feel the snugness
<HellGremlin> But wait
<HellGremlin> Let's give someone else a turn
<cougem> its nice and warm
<Asestorian> STOP ABUSING ME
<cougem> can i stay in
<HellGremlin> Oh perhaps for a fleeting moment longer
<cougem> STFU SHOE
<HellGremlin> Merely to...
<HellGremlin> Savour the experience
shirayuki > god damn it, fed was it you who screamed on ventillo a few minutes ago?
Fedaykin Naib > :)
shirayuki > i were watching a movie and ate, then this huge scream sounds through my headphones, i fucking choked on that sandwich
res0nance > LOL
Sjustin > auction the raven
Sabian Beragh > hmmm starting bid in 125M then :)
Sjustin > lol
Sjustin > ill start at 100 :P
Sjustin > im not exactly sure why i need two
Sieben Sevenson > to auction one :)
Sjustin > lol
Sjustin > what i really need is a scorpian
Sjustin > who wants to sell me one?
Espen > what I really really need is araven
Zaramon > what I really really need is for my boyfriend to get over here and.. [sensored]
Sjustin > raven is ok but not as many med mod slots for pvp as scorp
Zaramon > I didn't write that out load did I?
Espen > your boy friend? 0.o
Zaramon > *look around* err.. I mean eh.. *undo undo*
Espen > haha
Zaramon > Oh I really need sleep. sorry guy's. :D
Dianabolic > if I catch u in a mining barge
Dianabolic > I'm going to pod u
Dianabolic > so do it secretly :p
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