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Kenten Roderick > Name a price and I'll yell highway robbery and then accept it anyway.
Yuki Li > sorry what? i couldn't hear you over the sound of you being dead
Azia Burgi > oh eagle i was watching a program on monday night
Eagle Extravaganza > yeah?
Azia Burgi > do you REALLY have fruit exclusion zones?
Eagle Extravaganza > yes
Azia Burgi > what on earth for?
Eagle Extravaganza > quarantine
Azia Burgi > what on earth for?
Eagle Extravaganza > you cant take fruit interstate
Eagle Extravaganza > fruit flies and shit
Azia Burgi > um....
Azia Burgi > you know flies can um... you know...
Azia Burgi > fly
Eagle Extravaganza > yeah, tell our Govt that
Eagle Extravaganza > and if your a fly, do you wanna cross a desert?
WashuChanUK > The gov in Aussie aint too bright
Azia Burgi > is there yummy fruit on the other side?
Eagle Extravaganza > well, most of the exclusion zones are surrounded by desert
Eagle Extravaganza > so yeah, there might be
Azia Burgi > the flies flew to australia across oceans...
Azia Burgi > a bit of desert isn't going to stop them
Eagle Extravaganza > tell that to Mr Rudd
WashuChanUK > Dont you mean Premier Rudd
Eagle Extravaganza > fruit fly zones were a Howard thing though
Eagle Extravaganza > that guy was a fucking idiot
Eagle Extravaganza > lieing basterd
Azia Burgi > would fruit flies really do that much damage to your crops?
Eagle Extravaganza > probably not
Ned Hamford > They are damn annoying
Eagle Extravaganza > but polis are idiots
Harii Renn > people with no concept of the real world?
Azia Burgi > what if you have a pet fruit fly on a bit of string?
WashuChanUK > Your a cruel person
Azia Burgi > i wouldn't tie it tightly
Azia Burgi > its just the same concept as having a dog on a lead
Eagle Extravaganza > I want a pet fruit fly now :S
Omega Guardian > the in-game notepad makes Windows really ancient notepad look good in comparison
ArtfulArt > I'd like a mini in game excel too
AeolusWind > I'd like an in game smoothie machine
AeolusWind > sadly the Devs disagree with my ideas
Roen Dunaer > lmao
Aeyar > hmm
AeolusWind > the thought of a Quafe smoothie isn't appetising to them
TranceSutt > How about a little exotic dancer who dances in the corner of your screen? Or Militant torpedo Tubes?
AeolusWind > I wanted an exotic dancer like the paper clip in MSWord
TranceSutt > Heheh.... exactly, that'd be great!
Aeyar > lol
AeolusWind > "it appears you're trying to ransom somoene, would you like help composing your ransom letter? Big boy."
Siddy > and i suspekt that you havent had sex for a while
Siddy > so i forgive you, for now
mazzilliu > i also want an osprey for tackling and kicks
mazzilliu > noone ever suspects the osprey
mazzilliu > NOONE
ChristofDeluca > cby status?
Captn Sparrow > full of assholes but at least they are blues.
Ulstan > I think being 'too rich' does detract from your enjoyment of the game. At least, I had more fun when I was scraping for every penny to replace my lost blackbirds back in 03.
Sponk > I had more fun splashing in puddles when I was 5. Tastes change; the sense of wonder is replaced by ennui, and you die inside one slice at a time. Deal with it.
Herschel Yamamoto > On one hand, this captures as well as any post I've ever seen just how unspeakably bitter SHCfolk are. On the other, you're exactly right.
Javane > Son of a bitch.
Javane > So I just lost my Raven, alt-tabbing.
Javane > Stalking girls on Facebook.
Pattern Clarc > 2 Titans instapopping Mom's may be amusing however.
OrangeAfroMan > Then they can say they double penetrated your Mom :D
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