Top Hat Arkena: GLORY TO THE PLASMA CANNON
Top Hat Arkena: Hit LAV driver
Ultra Gigga Cat: Plasma Cannon is probably a virgin
Ultra Gigga Cat: No girlgun would want it
DUST Fiend: It shoots its load fast enough to be a virgin anyways
Midnight(Mobius): OH SHIT
DUST Fiend: ;)
Top Hat Arkena: Oh DUST Fiend
Midnight(Mobius): .25 seconds to blow
Top Hat Arkena: xD
Ultra Gigga Cat: 0.65 seconds
Ultra Gigga Cat: And the operation skill reduces it by 25%
DUST Fiend: you really have to know how to finess it
Top Hat Arkena: Hit LAV driver
Ultra Gigga Cat: Plasma Cannon is probably a virgin
Ultra Gigga Cat: No girlgun would want it
DUST Fiend: It shoots its load fast enough to be a virgin anyways
Midnight(Mobius): OH SHIT
DUST Fiend: ;)
Top Hat Arkena: Oh DUST Fiend
Midnight(Mobius): .25 seconds to blow
Top Hat Arkena: xD
Ultra Gigga Cat: 0.65 seconds
Ultra Gigga Cat: And the operation skill reduces it by 25%
DUST Fiend: you really have to know how to finess it
Asmael Bloodletter > Ugh... Well "You know you're bored when.... You're reading local chat"
Rooker > I have an excuse
* Rooker is waiting for pizza dude to get here before starting a mission
Rooker > they look at you funny when they knock and you yell "HANG ON. I'M SCRAMBLED AND MY TANK IS FAILING"
Rooker > I have an excuse
* Rooker is waiting for pizza dude to get here before starting a mission
Rooker > they look at you funny when they knock and you yell "HANG ON. I'M SCRAMBLED AND MY TANK IS FAILING"
T2 Taylor > jesus our alliance is going crazy lol
Havox33 > is Jesus invited?
Havox33 > we cool
T2 Taylor > lol
Ric Adburr > nah that dude is so self-righteous. He never even shoots at the enemy
Ventro69 > lol
Lord AbSynth > who wants a badly shaven mexican anyways
Ventro69 > is that like a half-waxed Brazilian?
Swalesey > someone talking about pubic hair?
Havox33 > is Jesus invited?
Havox33 > we cool
T2 Taylor > lol
Ric Adburr > nah that dude is so self-righteous. He never even shoots at the enemy
Ventro69 > lol
Lord AbSynth > who wants a badly shaven mexican anyways
Ventro69 > is that like a half-waxed Brazilian?
Swalesey > someone talking about pubic hair?
Andreus Ixiris > Does anyone actually have units of Synthetic Coffee? I can never seem to find any.
Jandice Ymladris > aren't those sold on markets?
Andreus Ixiris > Jandice: They're a market item but I never see any on the market
Biggus Tankus > there are 2 Andreus in Lanngisi @ 875k per unit
Andreus Ixiris > And I thought prices at Starbucks were ridiculous
Jandice Ymladris > Remember, Free Sample
Jandice Ymladris > Then yo'ure hooked and they can milk you dry
Andreus Ixiris > I once saw a Free Sample on contract for a single ISK.
Jandice Ymladris > hope you bought it :p
Andreus Ixiris > It made me very sad.
Andreus Ixiris > It made me very sad because I realised there's someone out there in EVE who has a brilliant understanding of irony but he can only express himself through the contracts system
Jandice Ymladris > aren't those sold on markets?
Andreus Ixiris > Jandice: They're a market item but I never see any on the market
Biggus Tankus > there are 2 Andreus in Lanngisi @ 875k per unit
Andreus Ixiris > And I thought prices at Starbucks were ridiculous
Jandice Ymladris > Remember, Free Sample
Jandice Ymladris > Then yo'ure hooked and they can milk you dry
Andreus Ixiris > I once saw a Free Sample on contract for a single ISK.
Jandice Ymladris > hope you bought it :p
Andreus Ixiris > It made me very sad.
Andreus Ixiris > It made me very sad because I realised there's someone out there in EVE who has a brilliant understanding of irony but he can only express himself through the contracts system
<@HellGremlin> Right, that's it.
<@HellGremlin> I have just topped myself in egotistical shitf**kery.
<@HellGremlin> I have hired a newbie to follow me around everywhere I go, and sing praises of me in local.
<+frst> how much are you paying him
<@HellGremlin> 10 million.
<@HellGremlin> Has anything this bastardish ever been done before
<+frst> yea
<@HellGremlin> In Eve?
<+frst> fraid so
<bUBbLeS> u could like get 3
<bUBbLeS> 1 to enter system b4 u to annonce yah arriving
<bUBbLeS> one to sing yah praises while u in local
<bUBbLeS> and 1 to tell people they just missed yah greatness after you left
<+frst> kinda the opposite tho hg
<+frst> i mean
<+frst> instead of paying someone
<+frst> i killed the reclaimer
<+frst> and he followed me around
<+frst> talking shit
<+frst> about me
<+frst> but same thing imo
<@HellGremlin> I have just topped myself in egotistical shitf**kery.
<@HellGremlin> I have hired a newbie to follow me around everywhere I go, and sing praises of me in local.
<+frst> how much are you paying him
<@HellGremlin> 10 million.
<@HellGremlin> Has anything this bastardish ever been done before
<+frst> yea
<@HellGremlin> In Eve?
<+frst> fraid so
<bUBbLeS> u could like get 3
<bUBbLeS> 1 to enter system b4 u to annonce yah arriving
<bUBbLeS> one to sing yah praises while u in local
<bUBbLeS> and 1 to tell people they just missed yah greatness after you left
<+frst> kinda the opposite tho hg
<+frst> i mean
<+frst> instead of paying someone
<+frst> i killed the reclaimer
<+frst> and he followed me around
<+frst> talking shit
<+frst> about me
<+frst> but same thing imo
Keelan Sage > we just lost 2 dreads
Keelan Sage > seiging a pos
Keelan Sage > to self-destruct
Jiro Rans > People like sieging so much they sd'd?
Keelan Sage > people were fucking around
Keelan Sage > and didn't turn it off
Jiro Rans > Darwinism
Keelan Sage > seiging a pos
Keelan Sage > to self-destruct
Jiro Rans > People like sieging so much they sd'd?
Keelan Sage > people were fucking around
Keelan Sage > and didn't turn it off
Jiro Rans > Darwinism
<Virtuozzo> normally I print out oveur's blogs and take em to bed with me
<Virtuozzo> ack that sounds wrong
<zofu> Virtuozzo: TMI
<Virtuozzo> I meant to read them there ...
<Virtuozzo> meh
<Virtuozzo> english is not my main language mkay :/
<Virtuozzo> ack that sounds wrong
<zofu> Virtuozzo: TMI
<Virtuozzo> I meant to read them there ...
<Virtuozzo> meh
<Virtuozzo> english is not my main language mkay :/
Bobby Smyth > I sold 2 insurance policyes while playing eve today, what did you do
NoLSolid > Masturbate
damage done > solid wins
NoLSolid > Masturbate
damage done > solid wins
Tristan Acoma[prax]: if we're going for comedy, I'm slapping lasers on the hyp
Aurra Jol [pxin]: ^^
Romandra [srne]: heh, anyone remember when Tri did a cruise/neut/cloak raven fleet for lols?
Romandra [srne]: and then end up killing imperian's titan?
Tristan Acoma[prax]: never understimate what the lethal combiantion of semi-functional retardation, lack of sleep, liquor and a logic-defying belief you're the best damn thing to happen to new eden ever can not accomplish ;)
Aurra Jol [pxin]: ^^
Romandra [srne]: heh, anyone remember when Tri did a cruise/neut/cloak raven fleet for lols?
Romandra [srne]: and then end up killing imperian's titan?
Tristan Acoma[prax]: never understimate what the lethal combiantion of semi-functional retardation, lack of sleep, liquor and a logic-defying belief you're the best damn thing to happen to new eden ever can not accomplish ;)
bfmReciprocity > Hey remember when GC was a sov holding alliance?
Breize > Who's GC?
bfmReciprocity > rofl
Breize > Who's GC?
bfmReciprocity > rofl