Raul 3367 > Anyone know how to kill the battleship in the "Driving the Wedge" scenario?
Tristan Acoma > shoot it
Raul 3367 > It won't die.
Tristan Acoma > shoot it again
Tristan Acoma > shoot it
Raul 3367 > It won't die.
Tristan Acoma > shoot it again
<Batolemaeus> note to self: if mic does appear to be broken, check if mic is plugged in before doing an exhaustive check on drivers, hardware and mixersettings
Maikko Tastalahtien > so, is anyone interested in a pith b-type large shield booster?
Maikko Tastalahtien > if someone buys this here shield booster for 210m, I'll write you a compliment via evemail once a day for a week (you need to turn off your CSPA charge first, of course)
Maikko Tastalahtien > imagine
Maikko Tastalahtien > you log in and have a new evemail from maikko
Maikko Tastalahtien > 'hello sir you are looking very clever today sir'
Maikko Tastalahtien > your day goes well
Maikko Tastalahtien > next day
Maikko Tastalahtien > 'hello sir who's the enterprising new owner of a pith b-type shield booster, huh?'
Maikko Tastalahtien > you can be called miss if you like, have it your way!
Maikko Tastalahtien > tough crowd
Maikko Tastalahtien > if someone buys this here shield booster for 210m, I'll write you a compliment via evemail once a day for a week (you need to turn off your CSPA charge first, of course)
Maikko Tastalahtien > imagine
Maikko Tastalahtien > you log in and have a new evemail from maikko
Maikko Tastalahtien > 'hello sir you are looking very clever today sir'
Maikko Tastalahtien > your day goes well
Maikko Tastalahtien > next day
Maikko Tastalahtien > 'hello sir who's the enterprising new owner of a pith b-type shield booster, huh?'
Maikko Tastalahtien > you can be called miss if you like, have it your way!
Maikko Tastalahtien > tough crowd
PsychoSanta > Use some of that money to buy a set of +4 implants.
Ferocious One > wish i could its my second day
Sagace > where did you get all that isk?
Ferocious One > friend and my dumbass bought some
Sagace > ah
Ferocious One > yup
Ferocious One > money well wasted
Ferocious One > might i add
Sagace > yikes, how much did you buy?
Ferocious One > 500,000,000
Samirol > 0.o
Sagace > *jaw drops*
Samirol > you know you are supporting terrorism right
Ferocious One > really?
Sagace > a half billion?
Xavier XI > /emote runs in and steals Sagace's jaw
Ferocious One > how so?
Samirol > giving money to al queda
Samirol > they macro games for cash
Ferocious One > who said i bought it from al queda?
Ferocious One > oh
Samirol > where did you buy it from
Ferocious One > didnt know that
Samirol > yeah, its really bad
Ferocious One > igxe
Ferocious One > well too late for a refund
Samirol > its estimated 50% of the money used at 9/11 was from gaming sales
Samirol > they had a report come out, it was on the down low so the public didn't get a whiff of it
Ferocious One > well its good to know that
Ferocious One > not that i was gonna get anymore
Samirol > did you know that gullible isn't in the dictionary?
Samirol > =P
Ferocious One > nope not much of a trivia person
Samirol > yeah, its not an official english word
PsychoSanta > Sam, now I'm literarally ROFL.
Samirol > ferocious, please tell me you were just going along with it
Ferocious One > but i do know that the "s" section of the dictionary is the biggest
Ferocious One > wish i could its my second day
Sagace > where did you get all that isk?
Ferocious One > friend and my dumbass bought some
Sagace > ah
Ferocious One > yup
Ferocious One > money well wasted
Ferocious One > might i add
Sagace > yikes, how much did you buy?
Ferocious One > 500,000,000
Samirol > 0.o
Sagace > *jaw drops*
Samirol > you know you are supporting terrorism right
Ferocious One > really?
Sagace > a half billion?
Xavier XI > /emote runs in and steals Sagace's jaw
Ferocious One > how so?
Samirol > giving money to al queda
Samirol > they macro games for cash
Ferocious One > who said i bought it from al queda?
Ferocious One > oh
Samirol > where did you buy it from
Ferocious One > didnt know that
Samirol > yeah, its really bad
Ferocious One > igxe
Ferocious One > well too late for a refund
Samirol > its estimated 50% of the money used at 9/11 was from gaming sales
Samirol > they had a report come out, it was on the down low so the public didn't get a whiff of it
Ferocious One > well its good to know that
Ferocious One > not that i was gonna get anymore
Samirol > did you know that gullible isn't in the dictionary?
Samirol > =P
Ferocious One > nope not much of a trivia person
Samirol > yeah, its not an official english word
PsychoSanta > Sam, now I'm literarally ROFL.
Samirol > ferocious, please tell me you were just going along with it
Ferocious One > but i do know that the "s" section of the dictionary is the biggest
H Zub > You put your balls in the low slots not WCS.
Reachok > was trying to wipe ice cream off of my keys and windows pops up and asks if I'd like to turn sticky keys on, lol
(&RinnyWee) so i am out in 0.0 with my corp doing some stuff
(&RinnyWee) and i'm like
(&RinnyWee) oh man i need to wee
(&RinnyWee) and get coffee
(&RinnyWee) and have a smoke
(&RinnyWee) so i safespot and off i go
(&RinnyWee) i'm standing out on the balcony having a smoke
(&RinnyWee) and i can see my comp through the doors
(&RinnyWee) and i notice
(&RinnyWee) there's something moving on the screen near my ship
(&RinnyWee) so i'm like oh fuck
(Greme) :O
(&RinnyWee) so i run in
(&RinnyWee) but it's all slippery on the balcony
(&RinnyWee) and i slip and fall on my arse
(&RinnyWee) which is fine
(&RinnyWee) and then i get in and check the screen
(Alacrity) uhoh
(&RinnyWee) and it's just the fucking cursor
(Just_Smith) :)
(&daddy) lol
(Tara) ROFLLL
(&RinnyWee) cause my cat is playing with the mouse cord
(&RinnyWee) and i'm like
(&RinnyWee) oh man i need to wee
(&RinnyWee) and get coffee
(&RinnyWee) and have a smoke
(&RinnyWee) so i safespot and off i go
(&RinnyWee) i'm standing out on the balcony having a smoke
(&RinnyWee) and i can see my comp through the doors
(&RinnyWee) and i notice
(&RinnyWee) there's something moving on the screen near my ship
(&RinnyWee) so i'm like oh fuck
(Greme) :O
(&RinnyWee) so i run in
(&RinnyWee) but it's all slippery on the balcony
(&RinnyWee) and i slip and fall on my arse
(&RinnyWee) which is fine
(&RinnyWee) and then i get in and check the screen
(Alacrity) uhoh
(&RinnyWee) and it's just the fucking cursor
(Just_Smith) :)
(&daddy) lol
(Tara) ROFLLL
(&RinnyWee) cause my cat is playing with the mouse cord
Apoccolipse > i have turned everythin right down
Apoccolipse > 16bit colour etc
Apoccolipse > 8.6fps whao thats extreme
Akirith > I get about 4 fps on a good day ;)
Apoccolipse > what card are you running and are you serious?
Akirith > Crappy Intel embedded graphics on a Toshiba laptop.
Apoccolipse > i got a crappy geeforce 2 on a crappy 1.4ghz pc
Apoccolipse > at least its amd suckyness though
Iynara Maeral > /emote pets Akirith gently
Apoccolipse > look out he bites
Akirith > Lies, all lies.
Iynara Maeral > :D
Apoccolipse > /emote holds up a bleeding stump that used to be his hand
Apoccolipse > thats what happened when i poked him for ignoring me
Akirith > Having such a terrible framerate isn't so bad - it means I get to see every gorgeous snapshot of the Eve universe for that much longer.
Apoccolipse > 16bit colour etc
Apoccolipse > 8.6fps whao thats extreme
Akirith > I get about 4 fps on a good day ;)
Apoccolipse > what card are you running and are you serious?
Akirith > Crappy Intel embedded graphics on a Toshiba laptop.
Apoccolipse > i got a crappy geeforce 2 on a crappy 1.4ghz pc
Apoccolipse > at least its amd suckyness though
Iynara Maeral > /emote pets Akirith gently
Apoccolipse > look out he bites
Akirith > Lies, all lies.
Iynara Maeral > :D
Apoccolipse > /emote holds up a bleeding stump that used to be his hand
Apoccolipse > thats what happened when i poked him for ignoring me
Akirith > Having such a terrible framerate isn't so bad - it means I get to see every gorgeous snapshot of the Eve universe for that much longer.
* Ysabelle humps Emiug > where've you been?
<Emiug> Uni
<Emiug> aka, behind the worst firewall ever :P
<Dobbs> Emiug
<Dobbs> just do what I did
<Dobbs> offer your network tech a blowjob in return for a direct link
<Dobbs> .
<Emiug> hmm
<Emiug> Uni
<Emiug> aka, behind the worst firewall ever :P
<Dobbs> Emiug
<Dobbs> just do what I did
<Dobbs> offer your network tech a blowjob in return for a direct link
<Dobbs> .
<Emiug> hmm
Arox Dax > hmmm I seem to have lost corp chat :P
Arox Dax > can't see anything, my tab flashes if I have it minimized, but when I open it, it's just blank :P
eprimos > get out of the car and close the door them get in again and all will work just fine
Arox Dax > well I will try logging out then back in, see if that works
Arox Dax > well that seems to have worked
Arox Dax > don't know WTF happened, but it just stopped working :P
Arox Dax > ah well, it's eve, didn't expect things to work properly :)
Arox Dax > can't see anything, my tab flashes if I have it minimized, but when I open it, it's just blank :P
eprimos > get out of the car and close the door them get in again and all will work just fine
Arox Dax > well I will try logging out then back in, see if that works
Arox Dax > well that seems to have worked
Arox Dax > don't know WTF happened, but it just stopped working :P
Arox Dax > ah well, it's eve, didn't expect things to work properly :)