Xazier > THE ALLIANCE NEEDS PIE GRAPHS
Xazier > SHIN WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PIE CHARTS
Xazier > THE ALLIANCE WILL NOT SUCCEED WITHOUT PIE CHARTS
Xazier > SHIN WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PIE CHARTS
Xazier > THE ALLIANCE WILL NOT SUCCEED WITHOUT PIE CHARTS
HeX001 > The Olympics are supposed to restore english national pride .. but for 9.2bil, we could of just written 'Fuck Off Germany' On the moon ;)
Resdayn > /emote begins calibrating his mega pulses
Kura Accipter > Most normal men are happy to call it wanking resdayn.
Resdayn > /emote casts away his pappers and begins shooting wildly after kura
Kura Accipter > hahahahahahahahahahaha
Kura Accipter > /emote fondles the armour hardeners gaius gave him
Kura Accipter > /emote explodes cos he forgot to turn them on
Kura Accipter > Most normal men are happy to call it wanking resdayn.
Resdayn > /emote casts away his pappers and begins shooting wildly after kura
Kura Accipter > hahahahahahahahahahaha
Kura Accipter > /emote fondles the armour hardeners gaius gave him
Kura Accipter > /emote explodes cos he forgot to turn them on
Beletre > ...okay. It's too quiet. What are you plotting?
Mr Reeth > Im going to invade the Intaki system with an army of balloon doggies
Beletre > ......balloon doggies...... I may just have to risk low sec to see that....
Mr Reeth > There will be 10 million Doggies all the size of a Titan!
Beletre > ......I am oddly horrified by that mental image.... however, the thought that one reall kitten with sharp claws can pwn this balloon doggie army amuses me.
HayesDuSid > Shhhh! dont let the dog army in on our secret!
Mr Reeth > I know you have buit the kitten launcher IIs!!!
Mr Reeth > The doggies will have anti kitten yarn guns fitted!!!
Tablaren > I have a Kitten Bay II, far more deadly then some mere launcher!
Beletre > /emote hasn't actually built the T2 KL's yet. Have the BPO and materials, but still gathering them into one place before can start the build queue....
Mr Reeth > I must attack now then!
HayesDuSid > yarn, now with extra yarr!
Beletre > Nah, our mailman sentry guns have the area secure, just difficult to go offensive as tehy don;t like to leave their assigned mail route.
Mr Reeth > And if the Doggies fail I have a bachup... 1 billion clowns with nerf guns and jetpacks!
Beletre > ......okay, that may be a problem. Jetpacks and nerf weapon I can deal with, but clowns creep me out....
HayesDuSid > ...clowns with nerf guns? you have oveur and tuxford working with you? NO FAIR!
Mr Reeth > Im going to invade the Intaki system with an army of balloon doggies
Beletre > ......balloon doggies...... I may just have to risk low sec to see that....
Mr Reeth > There will be 10 million Doggies all the size of a Titan!
Beletre > ......I am oddly horrified by that mental image.... however, the thought that one reall kitten with sharp claws can pwn this balloon doggie army amuses me.
HayesDuSid > Shhhh! dont let the dog army in on our secret!
Mr Reeth > I know you have buit the kitten launcher IIs!!!
Mr Reeth > The doggies will have anti kitten yarn guns fitted!!!
Tablaren > I have a Kitten Bay II, far more deadly then some mere launcher!
Beletre > /emote hasn't actually built the T2 KL's yet. Have the BPO and materials, but still gathering them into one place before can start the build queue....
Mr Reeth > I must attack now then!
HayesDuSid > yarn, now with extra yarr!
Beletre > Nah, our mailman sentry guns have the area secure, just difficult to go offensive as tehy don;t like to leave their assigned mail route.
Mr Reeth > And if the Doggies fail I have a bachup... 1 billion clowns with nerf guns and jetpacks!
Beletre > ......okay, that may be a problem. Jetpacks and nerf weapon I can deal with, but clowns creep me out....
HayesDuSid > ...clowns with nerf guns? you have oveur and tuxford working with you? NO FAIR!
Pizt > in jump-queue?
Cuckoo > im in]ok
fitt
Cuckoo > fitting ship
Cuckoo > wont be a sex
Pizt > ???
Pizt > no, hope we'll have a fight instead ;)
Cuckoo > we will
Cuckoo > i mean a sec****
Cuckoo > im in]ok
fitt
Cuckoo > fitting ship
Cuckoo > wont be a sex
Pizt > ???
Pizt > no, hope we'll have a fight instead ;)
Cuckoo > we will
Cuckoo > i mean a sec****
Onyxalia La'fiette > youre a few drones short of a full bay
Mattias Kerensky > interesting
Mattias Kerensky > ...
Mattias Kerensky > my ship is brown
Mattias Kerensky > instead of rusty
jih chop > that's because it's been sitting vacant for so long now it's gone past rusting to petrification
Mattias Kerensky > ...
Mattias Kerensky > my ship is brown
Mattias Kerensky > instead of rusty
jih chop > that's because it's been sitting vacant for so long now it's gone past rusting to petrification
Yblarbo Janks > Thanatos in Passari on scan, and a cyno field
Frank Horrigan > Thanatos in my pants, and a female on scanner
Frank Horrigan > code red
Frank Horrigan > Vlad get the towels
Frank Horrigan > beeeooooooopppp beeeoooop *light flashes*
Frank Horrigan > Thanatos in my pants, and a female on scanner
Frank Horrigan > code red
Frank Horrigan > Vlad get the towels
Frank Horrigan > beeeooooooopppp beeeoooop *light flashes*
Strygalldwir > hey people... why arnt there any astroids in the belts atm?
JaakkimaTavvetti III > ........
JaakkimaTavvetti III > *sigh* One born every minute.
Strygalldwir > i've havent been on for a few days.... has somthing happened?
JaakkimaTavvetti III > Yes ... a titan came here and doomsday all the belts after someone bombed CCP's HQ.
JaakkimaTavvetti III > It's been all over the news actually.
Strygalldwir > wow....
Jango697 > ...
Jango697 > That was creative.
JaakkimaTavvetti III > Hmmm. Yes - but let's see if he believes it.
Jango697 > /emote waits
Strygalldwir > my container is right where i left it... there was a astroid 6km away.... nothing there now...
Strygalldwir > meh....
JaakkimaTavvetti III > /emote waits.
JaakkimaTavvetti III > /emote thinks Strygalldwir will turn to petition window. =
Strygalldwir > dude.... i've only ever seen 1 titan in high sec..... no where near the school
JaakkimaTavvetti III > ...
Jango697 > ....
JaakkimaTavvetti III > I need a drink. :S
Jango697 > Good idea.
JaakkimaTavvetti III > /emote snatches the whiskey from Jango.
Jango697 > OI
Jango697 > DATS MINE
Strygalldwir > so anyway.... where are the astroids gone?
JaakkimaTavvetti III > So was Stry's can and look what happened !
Jango697 > They clocked out. Their shift was over.
Strygalldwir > theres still a ton of containers here.....
Jango697 > It's a labor union thing.
Elric Vos > Asteroids are people too, after all.
JaakkimaTavvetti III > ........
JaakkimaTavvetti III > *sigh* One born every minute.
Strygalldwir > i've havent been on for a few days.... has somthing happened?
JaakkimaTavvetti III > Yes ... a titan came here and doomsday all the belts after someone bombed CCP's HQ.
JaakkimaTavvetti III > It's been all over the news actually.
Strygalldwir > wow....
Jango697 > ...
Jango697 > That was creative.
JaakkimaTavvetti III > Hmmm. Yes - but let's see if he believes it.
Jango697 > /emote waits
Strygalldwir > my container is right where i left it... there was a astroid 6km away.... nothing there now...
Strygalldwir > meh....
JaakkimaTavvetti III > /emote waits.
JaakkimaTavvetti III > /emote thinks Strygalldwir will turn to petition window. =
Strygalldwir > dude.... i've only ever seen 1 titan in high sec..... no where near the school
JaakkimaTavvetti III > ...
Jango697 > ....
JaakkimaTavvetti III > I need a drink. :S
Jango697 > Good idea.
JaakkimaTavvetti III > /emote snatches the whiskey from Jango.
Jango697 > OI
Jango697 > DATS MINE
Strygalldwir > so anyway.... where are the astroids gone?
JaakkimaTavvetti III > So was Stry's can and look what happened !
Jango697 > They clocked out. Their shift was over.
Strygalldwir > theres still a ton of containers here.....
Jango697 > It's a labor union thing.
Elric Vos > Asteroids are people too, after all.
Sanoma > rock out with the cock out jamout with the clam out
Kordek > shit happens when you party naked?
Vothinath > fucking meth..
Kordek > ahhahahaha
Sanoma > lol
Sanoma > biggest meth pop in nation and not proud but dabble
Sinfull > Well fuck that.... Boobs are the saviour
Sanoma > omg what you say
Sinfull > No really... It is...
Sinfull > Your standing there with your finger on the button that will send 2 billion people to certain death. When you suddenly, in the corner of your eye spot a spring-break beauty in her innocent promiscuity flashing her boobs and jumping in joy.
Sinfull > You hesitate...
Kordek > shit happens when you party naked?
Vothinath > fucking meth..
Kordek > ahhahahaha
Sanoma > lol
Sanoma > biggest meth pop in nation and not proud but dabble
Sinfull > Well fuck that.... Boobs are the saviour
Sanoma > omg what you say
Sinfull > No really... It is...
Sinfull > Your standing there with your finger on the button that will send 2 billion people to certain death. When you suddenly, in the corner of your eye spot a spring-break beauty in her innocent promiscuity flashing her boobs and jumping in joy.
Sinfull > You hesitate...