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PhoenixDawn > Doing a 69 with your clone... would that be 'solo oral masturbation' or would it actually be sex?
Lord Warlock > HEY look the dimwit of the year award just lit up
Jordus Melicia > what did you win?
Kyp13 > oh, which side are your gas/brake pedals on in your car?
Kyp13 > we saw a european truck in town today and wondered where the pedals were...
Azia Burgi > the same side as the steering wheel
Kyp13 > i mean is the gas on the right and the brake on the left
Kyp13 > or the other way around
Azia Burgi > no
Azia Burgi > its still C B A
Kyp13 > a?
Azia Burgi > accelerator/gas
Kyp13 > ah
Kyp13 > same here then
Kitsy Chan > whats c?
Kyp13 > clutch
Azia Burgi > fyi: europe drives on the same side of the road as the states
Azia Burgi > its only the UK and ireland that still drive on the left
Kitsy Chan > whats... a clutch?
Kyp13 > ...
Kyp13 > it takes the piece off the wheel so you can change gears
Azia Burgi > it allows you to change gear in a manual car
suoidet ahcrin > or .. grind it till you find it speed changing selector
Kitsy Chan > is that what that grinding screeching soud is?
Azia Burgi > yes
Kitsy Chan > So its not a spair gas pedle for left handed drivers?
Azia Burgi > wtf... are you serious?
Kitsy Chan > ok, even my moterbike has automatic transmission :)
Azia Burgi > you go down on the clutch at the same time as coming off the gas, select your gear, slowly come of f the clutch and re apply the gas at the same rate
suoidet ahcrin > hmm .. a spare gas pedal to DOUBLE you speed .. just what the roadway needs
Azia Burgi > never ever let kitsy drive me anywhere
Timothy McKenzie > mort - did we lose much?
Zahiir Halar > i'm half-way through a bottle of vodka. what do you think?
Hellspawn01 > anyone ever scanned an ice roid about its volume?
Bellicus > I have never been that bored
• Wrangler|psycho|out is now known as Wrangler
(&Wrangler) I'm back o/
(&Mephysto) you left?
(%sharkbait) hehe
• Join: Atlantean
• sharkbait sets mode: +v Atlantean
(&Wrangler) yes, I went psycho
• Part: Atlantean
(&Wrangler) hmm.. did I scare him?
(%sharkbait) would appear so :)
Apache > do you work for GHSC?
Apache > you've infiltrated jericho for 14 months to steal our thorax supply havent you?
Atandros > It...it was the named damage controls I was after :(
Apache > fuck i knew it
* Atandros sobs
Phasemakaran > my dick is a perpetual motion machine
mr bighelmet > u mean ur dick is a myth that no one ever been able to prove it's existence?
Daishi Zeta > sent wife out for cigs for me she came back with rolling papers and tobacco said roll your own its cheaper....................i went and got
cottonballs and string and told her to roll her own tampons its cheaper :P
CEO Pyrex > lol
Bishop Destructo > lol
Zenitec > rofl
Mitawyn > ;/
Murphy > hahaha
Bishop Destructo > that was grand
Murphy > you got a nice dog house out back? lol
Mitawyn > too good for him
Daishi Zeta > well she put my dinner on the porch and said wrestle the dog for it
Dez Affinity > anyway gonna go pwn on some other game
Dan Affliction > what
Dan Affliction > got supreme commander yet ?
mirel yirrin > No
mirel yirrin > Dez is off to play the My Little Pony MMO
mirel yirrin > he plays a LvL 49 Blue Sparkle Pony WarMage
mirel yirrin > with a lvl 57 subjob as a Bard
mirel yirrin > -_-
Shewa > lol
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