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SteelEggs > ïîäàðèòå 3 ñòàíäàðò ëàí÷åðà ïëèç)
Lardarz B'stard > my thoughts exactly
shambley > lol wife just showed me a house she liked on telly - it looked exactly like a front view of a megathron - i showed her the piccy of a megathron - she now hates the house
Oakin > they do have pimping missions - i ferryed an exotic dancer across a system for an agent :)
xNashx > lol ive heard of transporting xrated holoreels
Iok Sototh > Pimping missions eh? I wonder if Hillary Clinton knows?
IcyFizzle > i want 3D pr0n
Aadahn > used to get that one fairly often.... agents, drugs sex and guns...
Kinran > XXX holoreels 4tw!!
Draziw Ehtbob > hmm... .I have some holoreels.... didn't check to see what the rating is...
Deryk Blacke > The big players make their own xxx holoreels. All it takes are 1000 homeless and a damsel . . . plus a handful of janitors to clean up afterwards.
xNashx > :o
Prospectre > Don't forget the marines...
Sleazy Cabbie > Yeah I'm sure the damsel appreciates being in a porn film with a bunch of homeless guys
xNashx > it doesnt get cleaned up
xNashx > no janitors
IcyFizzle > what do you think "toxic waste" really is??
Aadahn > sleazy, why do you think she spends all her time in a brothel?
Futuristic Eagle > So, about to do physics, shouldnt do that after playing eve
Futuristic Eagle > "An ship is moving at 500m/s when it cuts out is engine, what happens"
Answer:"it slows down and comes to a stop, and becomes vulnerable to battleship turrets"
Futuristic Eagle > Question:"An astronaut throws a ball at 20m/s at a space station, what happens when it hits"
Answer "Not much, its a projectile"
Commander Venture > yeah I looked at local just now there were five of us
Commander Venture > we all had bounties on us
Commander Venture > It was like, this....
Commander Venture > Victim: "Who shot me?" Local: "Um, the guy with the bounty."
Commander Venture > Victim: "Thanks for narrowing that down"
<TWD> Veni, Vidi, Varpi
<TWD> I came, I saw, I warped the hell out
Blackjackx > nearly got killed by the wife last night., funny story
Redroth Firewall > literally/
Redroth Firewall > ?*
Blackjackx > she comes in with the bank statement, ready to do some damage, telling me I have a gitl on the side etc, and then she says, who the fuck is this girl eve you keep giving money to each month.....
Blackjackx > girl*
Redroth Firewall > lol awsume
Redroth Firewall > go to computer load eve
Redroth Firewall > theres my wench on the side
Blackjackx > I just had to turn on the screen. I have the new scorpion as my background, and there in the corner is the eve logo
Redroth Firewall > thats one way too shut the wife up :P
Blackjackx > she just walked out, and said nothing more about it
Darius Dark > why u kill my crew
Lyticus > Because I'm a pirate, and I like the explosions and screams of carebears?
Lallante > Letting non PvP Corps into the CA is a bit like letting a Vegan into a meat-appreciation society
Chowdown > I lub lettuce...
<shambley> frantics electronic skills are just scary
<Dralion> yeah, he's still probably the most feared char in eve
<shambley> at fanfest i kep expecting him to decloak behind me
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