Eagle Extravaganza > hey, would be appreciated if you guys could get one of your spies to dig through their alliance mail history and find our cyno chain route, I've forgotten one of the systems! Thanks guys!
mirel yirrin > Lucifers idea of good battle tactics involve charging, head on, into 500 Heavily Armed Fanatical Anti-pirates, equipped only with the EvE Equivalant of a Skateboard and a Penknife.
MegaMichi > :D and how long would it take an earth ship going 25874 KM/h to travel 1 AU? :)
Telesto > Mega, who cares?
Miri Tirzan > 1 hour 35 minutes approx
MegaMichi > Telesto :) my bad. I thought this was the Quiz Korner :)
Telesto > proper questions!
Coza McCoza > nah this is the bored fuckers corner
Telesto > no swearing either!
Coza McCoza > says who?
Telesto > me, the person who makes up the rules
MegaMichi > Ok.. If a Woman from Alabama gets a divores.. is he still her brother?
Telesto > lol
Coza McCoza > but are you a channel admin? i think not :P
Miri Tirzan > Only in West Virgina
Telesto > so?
Coza McCoza > so how u gonna enforce these rules that you are setting?
Telesto > using a lot of shouting and punching
MegaMichi > So.. if you make up the rules and evryone in the room were to block you. would they still apply? :)
Telesto > yes
Coza McCoza > lol
Miri Tirzan > If a man speaks in the woods and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
Coza McCoza > well im choosing to ignore your rules and allow the consequences to apply to me
MegaMichi > LOL
Coza McCoza > lmao @ miri
Telesto > fine, *punch*
Coza McCoza > /emote cries out in aggony
Coza McCoza > Telesto u bastard i thought u were joking :'(
Telesto > /emote takes out a frying pan
Telesto > hahahaha
Coza McCoza > run away run away!!!!!!!!!!
Telesto > bye bye
Telesto > *throws frying pan*
Telesto > anyone else wanna break the rules?
Ariel Elyrien > will it make me richer than bill gates?
Telesto > no
Ariel Elyrien > will it make me more feared than Dick Cheney?
Telesto > basically it'll get you beaten to death with a frying pan
Telesto > Mega, who cares?
Miri Tirzan > 1 hour 35 minutes approx
MegaMichi > Telesto :) my bad. I thought this was the Quiz Korner :)
Telesto > proper questions!
Coza McCoza > nah this is the bored fuckers corner
Telesto > no swearing either!
Coza McCoza > says who?
Telesto > me, the person who makes up the rules
MegaMichi > Ok.. If a Woman from Alabama gets a divores.. is he still her brother?
Telesto > lol
Coza McCoza > but are you a channel admin? i think not :P
Miri Tirzan > Only in West Virgina
Telesto > so?
Coza McCoza > so how u gonna enforce these rules that you are setting?
Telesto > using a lot of shouting and punching
MegaMichi > So.. if you make up the rules and evryone in the room were to block you. would they still apply? :)
Telesto > yes
Coza McCoza > lol
Miri Tirzan > If a man speaks in the woods and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
Coza McCoza > well im choosing to ignore your rules and allow the consequences to apply to me
MegaMichi > LOL
Coza McCoza > lmao @ miri
Telesto > fine, *punch*
Coza McCoza > /emote cries out in aggony
Coza McCoza > Telesto u bastard i thought u were joking :'(
Telesto > /emote takes out a frying pan
Telesto > hahahaha
Coza McCoza > run away run away!!!!!!!!!!
Telesto > bye bye
Telesto > *throws frying pan*
Telesto > anyone else wanna break the rules?
Ariel Elyrien > will it make me richer than bill gates?
Telesto > no
Ariel Elyrien > will it make me more feared than Dick Cheney?
Telesto > basically it'll get you beaten to death with a frying pan
Machette Bass > what is the next best ship up from the impairor?
Gerrosh > everything is better :)
Gerrosh > do the career missions, u'll get ships for free
Gerrosh > hit f12
Machette Bass > im doing the mole hill mission now
Lucian Lemuel > do the lilitary career agent and you get a free executioner, stick an ab on it and its fine for most l1 missions
(...)
Gerrosh > aye, a tormentor, a sigil, a executioner and a punisher, if u do all 3 arcs
Miner 1457 > thats 2 sigils
Gerrosh > even better then :)
Ollodem > 2 sigils arent THAT much better than one sigil in fact ^^
Gerrosh > u still can sell or reprocess one of it...
Ollodem > hm, okay yes, but thats not nice towards the agent... ^^
Gerrosh > don't tell him ;)
(...)
Ollodem > but imagine if he comes over for a dinner or what and then he goes like: 'Ah i just thaught about that Sigil i gave you back in the days, how is she, by the way?'
Ollodem > That would be awkward
Lucian Lemuel > point her to your other sigil, they all look the same
Gerrosh > no, u could show the other one, he will never notice ^^
Lucian Lemuel > just keep the number plates
Ollodem > good point
Gerrosh > everything is better :)
Gerrosh > do the career missions, u'll get ships for free
Gerrosh > hit f12
Machette Bass > im doing the mole hill mission now
Lucian Lemuel > do the lilitary career agent and you get a free executioner, stick an ab on it and its fine for most l1 missions
(...)
Gerrosh > aye, a tormentor, a sigil, a executioner and a punisher, if u do all 3 arcs
Miner 1457 > thats 2 sigils
Gerrosh > even better then :)
Ollodem > 2 sigils arent THAT much better than one sigil in fact ^^
Gerrosh > u still can sell or reprocess one of it...
Ollodem > hm, okay yes, but thats not nice towards the agent... ^^
Gerrosh > don't tell him ;)
(...)
Ollodem > but imagine if he comes over for a dinner or what and then he goes like: 'Ah i just thaught about that Sigil i gave you back in the days, how is she, by the way?'
Ollodem > That would be awkward
Lucian Lemuel > point her to your other sigil, they all look the same
Gerrosh > no, u could show the other one, he will never notice ^^
Lucian Lemuel > just keep the number plates
Ollodem > good point
ApophisXP > HMS-WTPWNMOBILE....... get a name that suits it
ApophisXP > H.M.S.S. StabbedUpWhore
ApophisXP > H.M.S.S. StabbedUpWhore
In Jita Local...
Dynai > what is the main hub in this zone?
Ernie000 > Yulai
trader4life > rens
Percefis > bwf
Ernie000 > Orvolle
Packtu'sa > NOL
Ernie000 > EC-P8R
Ms Tinkerbell > rancer
trader2die4 > HED-GP
Sinister Logic > but defiinitly not here >.>
Packtu'sa > COAD's another place
Dynai > what is the main hub in this zone?
Ernie000 > Yulai
trader4life > rens
Percefis > bwf
Ernie000 > Orvolle
Packtu'sa > NOL
Ernie000 > EC-P8R
Ms Tinkerbell > rancer
trader2die4 > HED-GP
Sinister Logic > but defiinitly not here >.>
Packtu'sa > COAD's another place
MasterDecoy > scouting is nice. relaxing.... plus, you can fraps your friends getting blown up in complete safety
Proconsul Hathor > brb... need to go take a blowtorch to my mailbox
Maizoon > was that slang or is he acualy gonna do that?? o.O
Maizoon > was that slang or is he acualy gonna do that?? o.O
Tatsue Nuko > The cork on this bottle won't budge. :(
The Cosmopolite > Is that a euphemism?
Jonny Damordred > rub it a little, it'll move
The Cosmopolite > Yep, a little rub under the rim does wonders...
The Cosmopolite > Is that a euphemism?
Jonny Damordred > rub it a little, it'll move
The Cosmopolite > Yep, a little rub under the rim does wonders...
<S_OK> I'm just curious if BoB gonna enter a carebear period after ASCN war or are they gonna go for more pvp
<KomradeVirtunov> We have a pvp period?
<KomradeVirtunov> We have a pvp period?