Koravel > Im serious about this offere, there are several people that will back me up. only valid for another 45 minutes. This is your chance to get a background with a hot girl holding a sign saying you are hot! Or whatever else you want!
Marcux > sec - lemme invite
Koravel > I also have a hot guy who will do my bidding for pictures as well ( dont ask ) if thats your thing, send me a private message for either!
Alurina > Or, you could use google and photoshop if your this desperate
Andreya > lol Kor the things you do for money
Koravel > Ya Alurina, that too, but this onees legit, real girl, real sign, real pic :)
Koravel > Shes leave ins 45 minutes which is why im pushing this right now lo
Tesha Marill > i saw a pic...they're real
Koravel > *lol
Farscape Hw > koravel how much have you made now?
Koravel > see! lol. This isnt a scam ><
Koravel > Farscape: Total? On this one? none. On sending the pre taken pics earlier, um, 3 mil. lol. thats it.
Koravel > thats nothing to me, honestly i waste that in a night. those were to get people to see that i wasnt faking when i was willing to take a custom pic for 10 mil ^^
ElweSingollo > O_o
Farscape Hw > lol
ElweSingollo > how long have you been a Pimp Kor and is it a succesfull business niche in Eve ;P
Marcux > sec - lemme invite
Koravel > I also have a hot guy who will do my bidding for pictures as well ( dont ask ) if thats your thing, send me a private message for either!
Alurina > Or, you could use google and photoshop if your this desperate
Andreya > lol Kor the things you do for money
Koravel > Ya Alurina, that too, but this onees legit, real girl, real sign, real pic :)
Koravel > Shes leave ins 45 minutes which is why im pushing this right now lo
Tesha Marill > i saw a pic...they're real
Koravel > *lol
Farscape Hw > koravel how much have you made now?
Koravel > see! lol. This isnt a scam ><
Koravel > Farscape: Total? On this one? none. On sending the pre taken pics earlier, um, 3 mil. lol. thats it.
Koravel > thats nothing to me, honestly i waste that in a night. those were to get people to see that i wasnt faking when i was willing to take a custom pic for 10 mil ^^
ElweSingollo > O_o
Farscape Hw > lol
ElweSingollo > how long have you been a Pimp Kor and is it a succesfull business niche in Eve ;P
<almightybig_> why should this day be any different?
<wizzard66> because today is the first day of the rest of your skillqueue!
<wizzard66> because today is the first day of the rest of your skillqueue!
Maxemus Payne > Cayne, what're you doing?
Zedrik Cayne > Dude...shouldn't hav etaken that outta corp hangar..
Maxemus Payne > it was only 50k minerals
Maxemus Payne > stop
Maxemus Payne > STOP
Maxemus Payne > OMG
Maxemus Payne > dude, that was 6 mil for that ship....
Zedrik Cayne > o/
Zedrik Cayne > Dude...shouldn't hav etaken that outta corp hangar..
Maxemus Payne > it was only 50k minerals
Maxemus Payne > stop
Maxemus Payne > STOP
Maxemus Payne > OMG
Maxemus Payne > dude, that was 6 mil for that ship....
Zedrik Cayne > o/
Blutreiter > o/ Megadon
Rokan Niks > so you doing sansa incursions?
Rhamnousia > me no. i kill ppl who do incursion.
Rokan Niks > evil, evil
Rhamnousia > why yes, thank you.
Megadon > Oh Hi Blut...
Blutreiter > tell me about it
Blutreiter > i joined Rhams corp
Blutreiter > and the first comment i get on TS
Blutreiter > "jesus christ look at his sec rating"
Blutreiter > and i heard choking noises in the background
Rokan Niks > so you doing sansa incursions?
Rhamnousia > me no. i kill ppl who do incursion.
Rokan Niks > evil, evil
Rhamnousia > why yes, thank you.
Megadon > Oh Hi Blut...
Blutreiter > tell me about it
Blutreiter > i joined Rhams corp
Blutreiter > and the first comment i get on TS
Blutreiter > "jesus christ look at his sec rating"
Blutreiter > and i heard choking noises in the background
Jenny Wimbishi> So, here I was, sitting at the comp plugging in the same old repetative build orders, when I hear this sound.
I SoStoned > And?
Jenny Wimbishi > Well, it was this creaky sort of sound, you know, like unoiled old hinges moving ever so slowly. I look at the TV, just another bland science program about black holes, no creaky door hinges there. I mean, this sound was farking creepy, sent a rod of ice right up my back.
I SoStoned > As opposed to a rod up...
Jenny Wimbishi > So I'm sitting here, freaked out, knowing that the only door with hinges in the whole house is about ten feet behind me, and I turn around real quick... but there's nothing there, door's closed! Now I'm really getting spooked, downright scared.
I SoStoned > Coward.
Jenny Wimbishi > Took me a minute trying to figure this out, and then I heard it AGAIN! Freaking scary creaking sound!
I SoStoned > And? Well? WTF was it?
Jenny Wimbishi sighs, "It was my wolf."
Jenny Wimbishi > FARTING!
I SoStoned > ...
I SoStoned > And?
Jenny Wimbishi > Well, it was this creaky sort of sound, you know, like unoiled old hinges moving ever so slowly. I look at the TV, just another bland science program about black holes, no creaky door hinges there. I mean, this sound was farking creepy, sent a rod of ice right up my back.
I SoStoned > As opposed to a rod up...
Jenny Wimbishi > So I'm sitting here, freaked out, knowing that the only door with hinges in the whole house is about ten feet behind me, and I turn around real quick... but there's nothing there, door's closed! Now I'm really getting spooked, downright scared.
I SoStoned > Coward.
Jenny Wimbishi > Took me a minute trying to figure this out, and then I heard it AGAIN! Freaking scary creaking sound!
I SoStoned > And? Well? WTF was it?
Jenny Wimbishi sighs, "It was my wolf."
Jenny Wimbishi > FARTING!
I SoStoned > ...
md5oogle: anyone know if www.eve-kb.com automatically adds killmails?
md5oogle: or are they all user submitted
Lark: it generates killmails out of thin air using a sophisticated state-of-the-art artificial intelligence system powered by a field of exabytes
md5oogle: or are they all user submitted
Lark: it generates killmails out of thin air using a sophisticated state-of-the-art artificial intelligence system powered by a field of exabytes
cheesyhead > im such a noob
cheesyhead > i see my guns are 31/100 so i reload
cheesyhead > and i press ctrl + q
cheesyhead > i see my guns are 31/100 so i reload
cheesyhead > and i press ctrl + q
Zuju: Apparently there was a major incident on the Sydney metro line today. The conductor apparently had a bad day and had been hitting the drink. At the end of the line he opened the doors on both sides of the train and went out the wrong set and fell on the tracks. He landed across the third rail, but was a poor conductor and survived.
tradik: that is a terrible pun.
tradik: just... terrible
kinkouin168:: you could say he was derailed and quite shocked, tradik
tradik: i hope you're happy, kesper
tradik: i hope you're happy -.-
tradik: that is a terrible pun.
tradik: just... terrible
kinkouin168:: you could say he was derailed and quite shocked, tradik
tradik: i hope you're happy, kesper
tradik: i hope you're happy -.-
<ace234> heh, so im suicide ganking industrials in empire, my brother comes into my room and complains about suicide gankers, turns out i just blew up his hauler xD
Yippo > let me tell you a story
Yippo > once upon a time, there was a rooster
Yippo > this rooster enjoyed his job of crowing every day at dawn, but he was small and weak
Yippo > he couldn't reach the top of the tree which he liked to crow from
Yippo > as he stared at the tree, a bull passed by and asked him what was wrong
Yippo > 'I so wish to reach the top of the tree' the rooster said 'but I haven't the energy to fly up there'
Yippo > The bull suggested that the rooster eat a little of his crap, wherein he'd find the energy to fly to the top of the tree
Yippo > desperate as he was, the rooster agreed. He pecked at a little of the bull's crap, and with it he was able to reach the first branch of the tree
Yippo > day after day, the rooster ate a little more crap, and each day he managed to reach a higher branch, until one day, finally, he reached the very top of the tree
Yippo > he was overjoyed, and let out a great crow
Yippo > Unfortunately, it was 5am at the time, and the farmer was awoken by the noise. He was enraged, took up his gun, and shot the rooster down
Yippo > the moral of the story, children, is simple. Bullshit may get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Yippo > once upon a time, there was a rooster
Yippo > this rooster enjoyed his job of crowing every day at dawn, but he was small and weak
Yippo > he couldn't reach the top of the tree which he liked to crow from
Yippo > as he stared at the tree, a bull passed by and asked him what was wrong
Yippo > 'I so wish to reach the top of the tree' the rooster said 'but I haven't the energy to fly up there'
Yippo > The bull suggested that the rooster eat a little of his crap, wherein he'd find the energy to fly to the top of the tree
Yippo > desperate as he was, the rooster agreed. He pecked at a little of the bull's crap, and with it he was able to reach the first branch of the tree
Yippo > day after day, the rooster ate a little more crap, and each day he managed to reach a higher branch, until one day, finally, he reached the very top of the tree
Yippo > he was overjoyed, and let out a great crow
Yippo > Unfortunately, it was 5am at the time, and the farmer was awoken by the noise. He was enraged, took up his gun, and shot the rooster down
Yippo > the moral of the story, children, is simple. Bullshit may get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.