<Kurewin> you'll be bashing your sac against the wall
<Kurewin> when you're not in the dread fleet :(
<Molle> my dread is ready in 15 hours
<Kurewin> oh god there's so many jokes with sacs :|
<Molle> til then, my sac is good
<Kurewin> is your sac's cargo full
<Kurewin> or is it empty
<Molle> full
<Digital> who cares, its black ;p
<Molle> already told you
<Kurewin> ¬_¬
<Molle> my sac is full.
<Kurewin> do you fire missiles
<Kurewin> or beams
<Kurewin> with your sac
<Molle> pulse
<gota> :D
<Kurewin> oh classy
<Kurewin> not as much range though
<gota> what's burst damage on your sac
<Kurewin> but way more "damage"
<Molle> no, but more freuqent
<Molle> i can burst every so often
<Kurewin> ¬_¬
<Molle> i think ill shutup now.
<Kurewin> yeah I would too
<Kurewin> before you empty your sac ;
<Molle> i cant
<Molle> digi has it
<Kurewin> when you're not in the dread fleet :(
<Molle> my dread is ready in 15 hours
<Kurewin> oh god there's so many jokes with sacs :|
<Molle> til then, my sac is good
<Kurewin> is your sac's cargo full
<Kurewin> or is it empty
<Molle> full
<Digital> who cares, its black ;p
<Molle> already told you
<Kurewin> ¬_¬
<Molle> my sac is full.
<Kurewin> do you fire missiles
<Kurewin> or beams
<Kurewin> with your sac
<Molle> pulse
<gota> :D
<Kurewin> oh classy
<Kurewin> not as much range though
<gota> what's burst damage on your sac
<Kurewin> but way more "damage"
<Molle> no, but more freuqent
<Molle> i can burst every so often
<Kurewin> ¬_¬
<Molle> i think ill shutup now.
<Kurewin> yeah I would too
<Kurewin> before you empty your sac ;
<Molle> i cant
<Molle> digi has it
Luther > are u nutz
Sard Caid > NVTS NUTS!
Luther > oh thought u was gonner shoot
Sard Caid > I am shooting
Sard Caid > Why aren't you dying? ='(
Luther > shooting health beams
Sard Caid > NVTS NUTS!
Luther > oh thought u was gonner shoot
Sard Caid > I am shooting
Sard Caid > Why aren't you dying? ='(
Luther > shooting health beams
SnyperKill > well, at least he's not carring 74 plex in his cargo!!
Cid Kelso > Did someone say PLEX?!
Cid Kelso > HAY I HAVE A KESTREL LETS FLY SOME PLEX
Dante Chusuk > yes we need a very large amount moved :P
Cid Kelso > I HAVE KESTREL WITH CARGO EXPANDERS AND ROCKETS IT IS VERY DURABLE
SnyperKill > but before you undock lets make sure that there are wartargets in jita
Dante Chusuk > Cid you owe me new monitor and keyboard
Dante Chusuk > oh and a coffee :P
Cid Kelso > Did someone say PLEX?!
Cid Kelso > HAY I HAVE A KESTREL LETS FLY SOME PLEX
Dante Chusuk > yes we need a very large amount moved :P
Cid Kelso > I HAVE KESTREL WITH CARGO EXPANDERS AND ROCKETS IT IS VERY DURABLE
SnyperKill > but before you undock lets make sure that there are wartargets in jita
Dante Chusuk > Cid you owe me new monitor and keyboard
Dante Chusuk > oh and a coffee :P
Dian Lung > I, fortunately, have not developed a case of RCAS.
Dalete > RCAS?
Dian Lung > Repetitive Clone Activation Syndrome. XD
Dalete > Oh, that's when you say: "I don't bother with pooping anymore. My clones never last long enough for me to have a bowel movement."
Dalete > RCAS?
Dian Lung > Repetitive Clone Activation Syndrome. XD
Dalete > Oh, that's when you say: "I don't bother with pooping anymore. My clones never last long enough for me to have a bowel movement."
<andro> Who is fighting for bob in the tournament?
<Molle> pilots
<Molle> pilots
Latrunculus Iudicanus > you pieve of shit
Latrunculus Iudicanus > come on, where'd you go you lttle punk?
Nemisis Strife > gettinbg my hauler of course
Latrunculus Iudicanus > why don't you come on back out here and we can have a little chat?
Nemisis Strife > well. i don't want anyone to get my ore. we can chat later
Latrunculus Iudicanus > come on, where'd you go you lttle punk?
Nemisis Strife > gettinbg my hauler of course
Latrunculus Iudicanus > why don't you come on back out here and we can have a little chat?
Nemisis Strife > well. i don't want anyone to get my ore. we can chat later
Mizhara Del'thul > Ever hear of the southern Norwegian that came up north to study us <northern norwegians>?
Mizhara Del'thul > He lived with us for six months, studying our ways and so on.
Mizhara Del'thul > So at around the six month mark, he kind of nervously sidled up to me and asked all casual like about women.
Mizhara Del'thul > "Oh, they're waiting at the coast for us to bring the meat. They're cleaning clothes at the only water that's not frozen at the moment, the sea."
Mizhara Del'thul > So he asked... how we handled life without women.
Mizhara Del'thul > "ooooh" I said, winking and nudging him to make sure he knew I understood. "Oh, we just go take one of the reindeer, you know." "What?!" he said. "It's true... but if you don't believe me, enjoy "ms right", man."
Mizhara Del'thul > Another month passes, he asks again, gets the same reply.
Mizhara Del'thul > After three more months, he finally goes "Okay, but you better not be joking, you asshole". I encourage him and he goes for the reindeer.
Mizhara Del'thul > As he finally slips off his pants and slips into something more comfortable... I of course start laughing hard.
Mizhara Del'thul > He pulls out, turns around in a fury. "I told you not to joke with me!". "Oh, I didn't..." I said.
Mizhara Del'thul > But for fuck's sake, you chose Simla. The ugliest fucking reindeer in the country.
Mizhara Del'thul > He lived with us for six months, studying our ways and so on.
Mizhara Del'thul > So at around the six month mark, he kind of nervously sidled up to me and asked all casual like about women.
Mizhara Del'thul > "Oh, they're waiting at the coast for us to bring the meat. They're cleaning clothes at the only water that's not frozen at the moment, the sea."
Mizhara Del'thul > So he asked... how we handled life without women.
Mizhara Del'thul > "ooooh" I said, winking and nudging him to make sure he knew I understood. "Oh, we just go take one of the reindeer, you know." "What?!" he said. "It's true... but if you don't believe me, enjoy "ms right", man."
Mizhara Del'thul > Another month passes, he asks again, gets the same reply.
Mizhara Del'thul > After three more months, he finally goes "Okay, but you better not be joking, you asshole". I encourage him and he goes for the reindeer.
Mizhara Del'thul > As he finally slips off his pants and slips into something more comfortable... I of course start laughing hard.
Mizhara Del'thul > He pulls out, turns around in a fury. "I told you not to joke with me!". "Oh, I didn't..." I said.
Mizhara Del'thul > But for fuck's sake, you chose Simla. The ugliest fucking reindeer in the country.
Anduin Spartan > I believe babies still come from the stork... that's why I don't pull out
Damion Scott > Nice hot steaming shower sounded nice... Then I burnt my nuts >_<
Doylent Green > told ya, Dami...NEVER get the shower massage that close to the meat & taters!
JMFaust > That's why you don't do a handstand in the shower
Damion Scott > lmfao no. I had the water on my back, and when I turned around I cranked the hot water and the shower head was aimed directly junkwards
Triple Entendre > 'Junkwards' is now in my vocabulary. I thank you, good sir.
Doylent Green > told ya, Dami...NEVER get the shower massage that close to the meat & taters!
JMFaust > That's why you don't do a handstand in the shower
Damion Scott > lmfao no. I had the water on my back, and when I turned around I cranked the hot water and the shower head was aimed directly junkwards
Triple Entendre > 'Junkwards' is now in my vocabulary. I thank you, good sir.
Rozz Will > all this talking ..tsk
Onyxalia La'fiette > cant get a word in edgewise can you?
Onyxalia La'fiette > all this rabble
Rozz Will > no its ridiculous
Rozz Will > dont know where the manners have gone
Onyxalia La'fiette > so much excitement in here, barely containable
Rozz Will > haha
Phlewid Thoughts > =]
Onyxalia La'fiette > well you know how it is...whole lotta station spinning going on, its just...epic beyond words
Rozz Will > lots of concentration needed
Onyxalia La'fiette > indeed :l
Onyxalia La'fiette > it takes skill to turn your ship around 360 degrees
Rozz Will > could spin out and smash into a wall
Onyxalia La'fiette > i know!
Onyxalia La'fiette > the hazards involved are immense
Rozz Will > lol
Phlewid Thoughts > repair bill would be horific
Onyxalia La'fiette > and if youre not insured....oh boy
Phlewid Thoughts > heh
Onyxalia La'fiette > thankfully we all wear our helmets
Rozz Will > well i do
Onyxalia La'fiette > you have to wear two
Rozz Will > well the ppl in the whitecoats insist
Rozz Will > dunno why
Rozz Will > such killjoys
Onyxalia La'fiette > must be something about keeping your brain inside your head?
Rozz Will > still boring
Rozz Will > all these "rules"
Onyxalia La'fiette > indeed :l
Onyxalia La'fiette > cant get a word in edgewise can you?
Onyxalia La'fiette > all this rabble
Rozz Will > no its ridiculous
Rozz Will > dont know where the manners have gone
Onyxalia La'fiette > so much excitement in here, barely containable
Rozz Will > haha
Phlewid Thoughts > =]
Onyxalia La'fiette > well you know how it is...whole lotta station spinning going on, its just...epic beyond words
Rozz Will > lots of concentration needed
Onyxalia La'fiette > indeed :l
Onyxalia La'fiette > it takes skill to turn your ship around 360 degrees
Rozz Will > could spin out and smash into a wall
Onyxalia La'fiette > i know!
Onyxalia La'fiette > the hazards involved are immense
Rozz Will > lol
Phlewid Thoughts > repair bill would be horific
Onyxalia La'fiette > and if youre not insured....oh boy
Phlewid Thoughts > heh
Onyxalia La'fiette > thankfully we all wear our helmets
Rozz Will > well i do
Onyxalia La'fiette > you have to wear two
Rozz Will > well the ppl in the whitecoats insist
Rozz Will > dunno why
Rozz Will > such killjoys
Onyxalia La'fiette > must be something about keeping your brain inside your head?
Rozz Will > still boring
Rozz Will > all these "rules"
Onyxalia La'fiette > indeed :l