Zo5o > I have been keeping and saving any and all spiders I find running around my house.
Zo5o > I keep them alive in little tupperware containers and drop in crickets or whatever random feeder bugs I find at the local petsmart.
Zo5o > Anyway.
Zo5o > I have recently erected a spider battle arena out of cardboard and sugar cubes.
Zo5o > I have about 22 spiders in surplus and plan to make them do 1v1 combat in an epic tournament.
Zo5o > The loser is devoured by the winner and the winner becomes stronger as a result.
Zo5o > He then lives on to do battle against the next opponent.
Zo5o > Whichever spider is left standing after the other 21 have died will go onto the final round.
Zo5o > There is a preying mantis I bought at the vivarium named Charley.
Zo5o > The final spider gladiator will do battle with Charley the mantis.
Zo5o > If the spider actually manages to defeat Charley
Zo5o > he will be declared the King of Spider Land and flushed down the toilet afterwards.
Zo5o > I keep them alive in little tupperware containers and drop in crickets or whatever random feeder bugs I find at the local petsmart.
Zo5o > Anyway.
Zo5o > I have recently erected a spider battle arena out of cardboard and sugar cubes.
Zo5o > I have about 22 spiders in surplus and plan to make them do 1v1 combat in an epic tournament.
Zo5o > The loser is devoured by the winner and the winner becomes stronger as a result.
Zo5o > He then lives on to do battle against the next opponent.
Zo5o > Whichever spider is left standing after the other 21 have died will go onto the final round.
Zo5o > There is a preying mantis I bought at the vivarium named Charley.
Zo5o > The final spider gladiator will do battle with Charley the mantis.
Zo5o > If the spider actually manages to defeat Charley
Zo5o > he will be declared the King of Spider Land and flushed down the toilet afterwards.
<frst> how much is a phantasm worth?
<Dirus> your left testicle
<Dirus> your left testicle
SpaceIsThePlace > yo can you at last hook it up with some of the shit i mined
Whiro Teiuq > Certainly. I shall escrow it to you post-haste.
SpaceIsThePlace > for .01isk ???
Whiro Teiuq > I dunno if it goes -that- low, but I'll give 'er a shot. :D
SpaceIsThePlace > lets open a trade window
Whiro Teiuq > It's in escrow.
SpaceIsThePlace > give more
Whiro Teiuq > Sorry, my refining is abhorrently bad.
Whiro Teiuq > Plus there's the charges to take into account from the stupid station.
Whiro Teiuq > You made out like a bandit, good sir.
Whiro Teiuq > Certainly. I shall escrow it to you post-haste.
SpaceIsThePlace > for .01isk ???
Whiro Teiuq > I dunno if it goes -that- low, but I'll give 'er a shot. :D
SpaceIsThePlace > lets open a trade window
Whiro Teiuq > It's in escrow.
SpaceIsThePlace > give more
Whiro Teiuq > Sorry, my refining is abhorrently bad.
Whiro Teiuq > Plus there's the charges to take into account from the stupid station.
Whiro Teiuq > You made out like a bandit, good sir.
Graedlav > Avast! Me hearty... lest ye be walking the 1400mm howitzer with the point o' me sword at ye back!
jleicht12006 > i am ninja
jleicht12006 > ninja's are way cooler than pirates
jleicht12006 > feel the wrath of my shuriken
Graedlav > Arg, ye be correct.. But only cue ye be using that powdery smoke stuff..
Graedlav > And ye has de cool toed shoes
jleicht12006 > i am ninja
jleicht12006 > ninja's are way cooler than pirates
jleicht12006 > feel the wrath of my shuriken
Graedlav > Arg, ye be correct.. But only cue ye be using that powdery smoke stuff..
Graedlav > And ye has de cool toed shoes
<Draxxxion> CRAP
<Draxxxion> Got another m&m stuck in my nose
<Draxxxion> WOOT
<Draxxxion> it came out
<Molle> ...
<Rogue01> dont ask
<Rogue01> theres no plausible explanation for that
<Equliz3r> lol
<Draxxxion> i having to download some new anti spyware software,and am shooting m&m's into a a cup while i wait, since i cant play EVE
<Draxxxion> And i coughed and got it stuck
<Draxxxion> But this time it fell out
<Molle> how can you mistake a cup for your nose?
<Draxxxion> Im shootin them into the cup WITH my nose
<Molle> ...
<Equliz3r> lol
<Molle> ill shutup now
<Equliz3r> i think thats best
<Rogue01> disturbing
<Rogue01> i am never having dinner with you
<Draxxxion> I can hit a cup out to around 15 feet, fairly accurately.....
<Prophetguru> the m&m assassin
<Draxxxion> Unfortunately, accidents sometimes happen and they go up my left nostril and get hung...
<Draxxxion> On my blocked up left nasal cavity, because of some surgery side affect from when i was a kid..
<Molle> jebus
<Molle> and this is the kind of ppl we recruit?
<Draxxxion> You dont have special bodily talents
<Draxxxion> :P
<Prophetguru> can you put 5-6 up there and go autocannon action?
<Draxxxion> Got another m&m stuck in my nose
<Draxxxion> WOOT
<Draxxxion> it came out
<Molle> ...
<Rogue01> dont ask
<Rogue01> theres no plausible explanation for that
<Equliz3r> lol
<Draxxxion> i having to download some new anti spyware software,and am shooting m&m's into a a cup while i wait, since i cant play EVE
<Draxxxion> And i coughed and got it stuck
<Draxxxion> But this time it fell out
<Molle> how can you mistake a cup for your nose?
<Draxxxion> Im shootin them into the cup WITH my nose
<Molle> ...
<Equliz3r> lol
<Molle> ill shutup now
<Equliz3r> i think thats best
<Rogue01> disturbing
<Rogue01> i am never having dinner with you
<Draxxxion> I can hit a cup out to around 15 feet, fairly accurately.....
<Prophetguru> the m&m assassin
<Draxxxion> Unfortunately, accidents sometimes happen and they go up my left nostril and get hung...
<Draxxxion> On my blocked up left nasal cavity, because of some surgery side affect from when i was a kid..
<Molle> jebus
<Molle> and this is the kind of ppl we recruit?
<Draxxxion> You dont have special bodily talents
<Draxxxion> :P
<Prophetguru> can you put 5-6 up there and go autocannon action?
provider12 > holy fucking hell
12 harvister drones JACK POT
Wonko > inloot?
Wonko > or on market?
provider12 > in assets
12 harvister drones JACK POT
Wonko > inloot?
Wonko > or on market?
provider12 > in assets
Tire Aramaki > how tough is a 3/10?
Na'Axin > on a scale from 1 to 10?
Na'Axin > I'd say 3
Na'Axin > on a scale from 1 to 10?
Na'Axin > I'd say 3
Jinkei > Shit, I spilled the coke
Yakumo Chidori > aaaaaaagh save the keyboard! the keyboard!!!! mouses and keybords first! leave the sinking ship!
Jinkei > was just the desk luckily, but once spilled coke is a horrible substance... if not properly cleaned, everything will be sticky for ages
Jinkei > (not the drug btw :)
Yakumo Chidori > yeah, the drug you can snort out of the cracks in the keyboard, the drink is a b*tch to get rid off
Yakumo Chidori > aaaaaaagh save the keyboard! the keyboard!!!! mouses and keybords first! leave the sinking ship!
Jinkei > was just the desk luckily, but once spilled coke is a horrible substance... if not properly cleaned, everything will be sticky for ages
Jinkei > (not the drug btw :)
Yakumo Chidori > yeah, the drug you can snort out of the cracks in the keyboard, the drink is a b*tch to get rid off
D1g1t4l ph33r > Selling cyber sex. First 5 minutes free, 100k per 5 minutes after that! Pm for pleasure.
Rock Vixen > If that isn't one for omgrawr, i don't know what is.
Rock Vixen > If that isn't one for omgrawr, i don't know what is.
SonOfNomad > im the hermit of grispire
Flowerpot > lol
Flowerpot > you are always here
SonOfNomad > i been squatting in here since before you guys even started playing:-)
Tippsy Lord > we can't get rid of him
SonOfNomad > yup
SonOfNomad > yeah im like roaches with machine guns
SonOfNomad > not only am i hard to get rid of but i shoot back
Flowerpot > lol
Flowerpot > you are always here
SonOfNomad > i been squatting in here since before you guys even started playing:-)
Tippsy Lord > we can't get rid of him
SonOfNomad > yup
SonOfNomad > yeah im like roaches with machine guns
SonOfNomad > not only am i hard to get rid of but i shoot back