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*drake vs typhoon*
Crae Matreki > my damage is laughable
MiLashykia > your doing better than cnaeus
MiLashykia > heh my caps full and im perma running an sb
Crae Matreki > wtf???
Crae Matreki > i'm double-nossing you
MiLashykia > lmfao
Crae Matreki > that ship's so unbalanced it takes the piss
MiLashykia > when tecu told naeus NEVER to fight a drake he wuz not kidding

Shadow XII > I had 100% resist of kinetic once
Shadow XII > But I had the DPS of a towel
Kyrall > wet or dry towel?
Shadow XII > Wet.
Kyrall > and cloth or paper towel?
Shadow XII > Wet paper.
trs998 > An African or European Towel?
Shadow XII > Swiss.
Shadow XII > No, wai-
Shadow XII > *flies into the pit of pain*
Aracturus > I seem to have this swarm of women
Aracturus > It's like flies sometimes.
Aracturus > Seriously, if you saw my inbox, you'd be shocked
Aracturus > pages of propositions D:
Andreus Ixiris > You're a goon, your inbox is full of dicks
Aracturus > My inbox was full of dicks long before I became a goon
Robert Kauliford > Aleczander Kerr Odatrik - Sader
Robert Kauliford > doesn't seem to have friends
Gegi Wau > poor guy
Kronic Offender > lol, I gave you special corp powers!!
Par'Gellen > o/
Par'Gellen > I can see the future and read minds!
* Par'Gellen tries to read his own mind and fails
Kronic Offender > Notify: You cannot read your own mind. Please use someone else's mind then try again. If you change your mind, please disconnect all attempts at mind reading first.
Patrick Kasper > and how am i supposed to fight that?
Mattias Kerensky > use thundershock
Mattias Kerensky > it's super effective
* Dirk Fallows looks ijn disgust on his current mission
Dirk Fallows > "A special delivery"
Dirk Fallows > special as in "retarded"
Blacklight > unless you have legs up to your ears, model for vogue and can suck start a harley then there'll be no luvin tonight
<+Xharky> " As with all CCP parties, our best game design meetings seem to happen there and one thing leads to another dry Vodka Martini, uhm ... I mean idea. "
<+Xharky> RIGHT
<+Kurenin> that explains khanid ships and the retribution.
<+Xharky> lol
<&Red|stuffed> I kinda like how the retribution is a ship that actually provokes debate about that one thing. Makes it quite individual.
<&Hammerhead> retribution rules though
<+Kurenin> its the best shit ship
<+Kurenin> eod ;/
<&Red|stuffed> there's few things as crappy as a ship with no distinguising features.
<+Kurenin> like the shuttle?
<+Kurenin> (the amarr one is too small! boost!)
<+Xharky> tbfh
<+Xharky> 1 retri + 1 vengeance = wtfpwn
<+Xharky> gank + scramble :|
<&Red|stuffed> wtf, that'd be like needing someone else to jump
<&Red|stuffed> "teamwork" or some messed up word like that.
<&Hammerhead> yeah, or needing a partner for sex
<&Red|stuffed> there's an arkward silence.
<+Xharky> :|
<&Red|stuffed> shhh
<&Red|stuffed> little longer...
<&Red|stuffed> ok.
tornpain > oh lordy. so, the people who were coming over canceled on us so we didnt have any evening plans so i took a couple laxatives since i havent shit in 3 days. no later than 20 minutes after that they call and un cancel
tornpain > so now i'm expecting guests in 20-30 minutes and im sitting on the crapper
tarin adur > and....your talking to us?
tornpain > im going to be in here for another half hour or so, so yes, i brought the laptop in here
Mao Money > we are truly living in the too much information age
tarin adur > eww..
Einsi Kaldi > -_-
Mao Money > you were going to go out for the night with company with 3 days worth of shit inside you?
tornpain > i like to share my pain ^_^
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