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Plansman > be nice to have some alien forms
liquidshadows > jove are more like aliens...they genetically modified themselves for better int and such but they look wierd
sic kid > aliens dont exist, except for hanging long-limbs
sic kid > therefore jove are cyborgs
sic kid > bent on mass destruction
Plansman > lol
liquidshadows > well...sorta but with genetics not robotics :)
sic kid > well then you come up with an adjective for that plz :)
liquidshadows > german?
Arvald >im fucking pissed that i had to shave my mustache
Arvald > i accidentally shaved a chunk of it off while grooming with the beard trimmer -_-
Arvald > so it was ether go with a hitler or restart
Arvald > ill tell you i was debating for a good 20 mins
Arvald > but it just wasn't worth it
archbischop: We don't even need to shoot them we can just "roleplay them to death".
Flaming Butterfly > [[contract to 5 corpses posted]] :D
Stinky92 > passsss
Stinky92 > i love it when you are sitting in class and you suddonly get a boner XD
Flaming Butterfly > that's not the thing to be bragging abuot after supposedly "Passing" on 5 male corpses
Stinky92 > im not bragging its a joke, why would i want 5 corpses
Flaming Butterfly > don't ask me, ask your boner
Emistal > Star-wars trivia: For 2 mil: What was Corran Horn's original last name?
MadGaz > bob
Emistal > good try. It might be that his FIRST name was bob, but his last name was not, in point of fictional fact, ever bob
MadGaz > bill
Emistal > afraid not.
Emistal > ok, easier one. The executor (darth Vader's flagship) had a sister ship identical in every way. What was it's name?
MadGaz > ben
Aziza Minz > Hah! Scared a prowler!
Aziza Minz > With my deadly Viator.
Minarqh > Did you kill the blockade runner?
Aziza Minz > Pff, No, just scared him into cloaking up as I warped past him.
Aziza Minz > I hardly ever kill things.
Minarqh > Oh.
Minarqh > Okay then.
Minarqh > YOu know that cloaking up is standard operating procedure when piloting a ship that can warp while cloaked, right?
Aziza Minz > He was 30km from the jump gate, heading toward it... I scared him.
Minarqh > Like, he'd probably have done that if you weren't even there.
Minarqh > OK.
Aziza Minz > The burden of proof of that statment lies with you.
Minarqh > He he he
Minarqh > Not really. It's a bit like saying "I got a retriever to mine something!"
Minarqh > WOOO MEEEEE!
Aziza Minz > I could get a retriever to mine something...
Aziza Minz > If I bought said retriever...
Aziza Minz > And possibly trained for it.
Macgun90 > /emote hands aziza a cookie
Aziza Minz > I'm not really a 'stare at rocks' kinda person though.
Aziza Minz > /emote takes cookie, repackages it, puts it back on the market for a 15% markup. "Thanks. I love cookies."
Aziza Minz > Crap 15% of zero is zero.
Aziza Minz > /emote actually loses isk on that deal due to brokers fees.
Macgun90 > want another?
Aziza Minz > Better not risk it.
Marcathonas > omfg
Marcathonas > I'm safe hopping out my timer while being probed
Marcathonas > I accidentally warp to the station at 30, with a timer
Rooker > oops
Marcathonas > so I start spamming warp to the closest aligned object
Marcathonas > and get into warp
Marcathonas > and think "OHHELLYEAH"
Marcathonas > the object I was aligned to
Marcathonas > was a gate.
Rooker > oh man LOL
Marcathonas > and there was nothing behind it
Marcathonas > so I jump through
Marcathonas > and there's a gatecamp waiting for me
Marcathonas > I somehow manage to warp off
Marcathonas > and I warp to a bloody deathstar
Rooker > ROFLMAO
Rooker > omgrawr :D
*few minutes later*
Rooker > lol did you make it? or you still hopping around?
Marcathonas > I'll let you guess the only object behind the motherfucking pos
Rooker > another moon?
Rooker > gate?
Marcathonas > station :x
Rooker > heh
Marcathonas > so now I'm sitting in station
Marcathonas > with 13 local
Marcathonas > who are outside station
Marcathonas > whom I just told not 10 mins ago "2 bil and we leave"
Rooker > lol you got bad karma today dude
Marcathonas > I'm the best diplomat ever.
Rooker > lol
Demetri Slavic > omg omg omg
Demetri Slavic > less that 4 weeks to FF
Demetri Slavic > *glees*
Verone > YES
Myrhial Arkenath > Yaaaay ^_^
Angel Vengen > Q.Q
Verone > LESS THAN FOUR WEEKS TILL I ORDER THE V DAY LANDINGS ON THE SHORES OF REYKJAVIK
Myrhial Arkenath > It shall be awesome
Amaterasu Mikoto > lol
Demetri Slavic > lmao V
Angel Vengen > im defo going next year.
Demetri Slavic > 25 MAN INVASION RAWWWRRRR
Angel Vengen > even if I have to mug hookers and kill pimps to scrape up enough cash
Vincent Pryce > same here Angel
Myrhial Arkenath > Reminds me I need to get those dog tags ordered, so I can pretend to be like a fierce pirate irl
Demetri Slavic > lol
Demetri Slavic > Izo lost my Dogtags
Demetri Slavic > :(
Myrhial Arkenath > whut
Verone > WE SHALL INVADE THIS ISLAND WHATEVER THE COST
Angel Vengen > Look at Dem trying to blame someone else
Demetri Slavic > he gave them away at the last london meet
Amaterasu Mikoto > I am gonna stow away somewhere, make someone pack me in their luggage!
Demetri Slavic > heh
Demetri Slavic > Stowaway on a boat now!
Demetri Slavic > you shud make it by FF
Myrhial Arkenath > ^
Angel Vengen > oooh hell yea
Verone > WE HALL FIGHT THEM IN THE BARS, WE SHALL FIGHT THEM IN THE STRIPCLUBS, WE SHALL FIGHT THEM IN THE GAY BARS, WE SHALL FIGHT IN THE STREETS, WE SHALL NEVER SURRENDAR
Angel Vengen > I can go up to new england and get on a container ship
Amaterasu Mikoto > /emote scampers off and hides in a boat...motherfucker.
Demetri Slavic > lol
Myrhial Arkenath > ur doing it wrong, you don't hide on a ship, you take someone's ship. It's the pirate thing to do >:(
Demetri Slavic > but the US sends the seals to deal with RL pirates
Demetri Slavic > do not want to get snipered in the face
Amaterasu Mikoto > ^
Verone > AND IF, WHICH I DO NOT BELIEVE FOR A MOMENT, THE ISHLAND OR A LARGE PART OF IT STILL HAS BEER, THEN THE VETO EMPIRE, GUARDED BY THE VETO FLEET, WILL CARRY ON THE STRUGGLE, UNTIL IN GODS NAME, THE WHOLE OF NEW EDEN
Myrhial Arkenath > .... someone give V his meds please ¬¬
Verone > WITH ALL IT'S POWER AND MIGHT, STEPS FORTH TO RESCUE THE REPUBLIC OF ICELAND, AND LIBERATE THEM OF THEIR BEER
Heyna Deltais > /emote fwaps Verone round the head with a pillow
Vincent Pryce > /emote medicates V with a podsocket
Myrhial Arkenath > lol
Verone > ^_^
Augin Soric > happsy n ew year allaijncs!!
Augin Soric > iam gonsa go get drdunk njowe
Giesha Girl > mary had a little lamb,
Giesha Girl > she also had a duck
Giesha Girl > she put them on the mantle piece to see if they would.....
Giesha Girl > fall off
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