Miles Aeternus > this conversation has gone from creepy to WTF?
Ocara Nezus > Welcome to FLA alliance chat
Ocara Nezus > Welcome to FLA alliance chat
Moelevolent > everybody knows nobody who's married has sex
Chaz Chaz > yes because the wedding cake reduces sex drive by 90%
Aran Makor > The womans sex drive is reduced by 90%
Chaz Chaz > true true
Aran Makor > which thereby increases the man's by 90%
Aran Makor > Its a faction wedding cake.
Valarianna > Oh god
Valarianna > That's awful!
Chaz Chaz > you have been playing way tooooo long
Aran Makor > lmfao
Aran Makor > I float in space, and think about stupid shit alot
Chaz Chaz > yes because the wedding cake reduces sex drive by 90%
Aran Makor > The womans sex drive is reduced by 90%
Chaz Chaz > true true
Aran Makor > which thereby increases the man's by 90%
Aran Makor > Its a faction wedding cake.
Valarianna > Oh god
Valarianna > That's awful!
Chaz Chaz > you have been playing way tooooo long
Aran Makor > lmfao
Aran Makor > I float in space, and think about stupid shit alot
Garet Mordhawk > TY Solvita
Meheh > SOLVITA DID IT YAY
Solvita > sry it took so long folks
Solvita > but the path was wrought with dangers
Solvita > and perils to freeze the mortal heart
Solvita > I faced Lions and tigers and neuts
Unholy GiT > ** farts **
Solvita > and farts
Meheh > He means he took several stops to watch porn.
Solvita > and porn
Unholy GiT > o the midget porn :(
Meheh > and spy on the young ladies next door
Meheh > cause he's old and creepy
Solvita > couldn't help it, the latest issue of drone lubers was out
Meheh > o.O
Meheh > SOLVITA DID IT YAY
Solvita > sry it took so long folks
Solvita > but the path was wrought with dangers
Solvita > and perils to freeze the mortal heart
Solvita > I faced Lions and tigers and neuts
Unholy GiT > ** farts **
Solvita > and farts
Meheh > He means he took several stops to watch porn.
Solvita > and porn
Unholy GiT > o the midget porn :(
Meheh > and spy on the young ladies next door
Meheh > cause he's old and creepy
Solvita > couldn't help it, the latest issue of drone lubers was out
Meheh > o.O
Aracturus > I seem to have this swarm of women
Aracturus > It's like flies sometimes.
Aracturus > Seriously, if you saw my inbox, you'd be shocked
Aracturus > pages of propositions D:
Andreus Ixiris > You're a goon, your inbox is full of dicks
Aracturus > My inbox was full of dicks long before I became a goon
Aracturus > It's like flies sometimes.
Aracturus > Seriously, if you saw my inbox, you'd be shocked
Aracturus > pages of propositions D:
Andreus Ixiris > You're a goon, your inbox is full of dicks
Aracturus > My inbox was full of dicks long before I became a goon
<Alter-Ego> !pc faggots
<&Valkyrie> Your search for faggots yielded no result.
<&Valkyrie> Your search for faggots yielded no result.
Deva Blackfire > you know... im slowly getting used to all this EC-P8R stuff :) you go in, all is blue
Deva Blackfire > 10 seconds later all is red :)
Hellspawn01 > why that?
Deva Blackfire > its like road lights :D
Deva Blackfire > we camp gate with 10ships, 10 minutes later hostiles bring 15 ships :)
Deva Blackfire > so we wait for reinforcement to bring 18ships
Deva Blackfire > for 10 minutes when they get 20 of theirs :D
Hellspawn01 > who is "they"?
MASTER SARDELLI > ASCN
Deva Blackfire > any hostiles you can name in the north :) KIA/KOS lately, sometimes ASCN, rarely 5
MASTER SARDELLI > or :P
Deva Blackfire > every badass you can find in the north has to camp EC-P8R at least once ;p
Hellspawn01 > fighting ascn is like hitting an ant hill. One dead and millions come out of nowhere to spit pee at you
Deva Blackfire > yep :D
Deva Blackfire > 10 seconds later all is red :)
Hellspawn01 > why that?
Deva Blackfire > its like road lights :D
Deva Blackfire > we camp gate with 10ships, 10 minutes later hostiles bring 15 ships :)
Deva Blackfire > so we wait for reinforcement to bring 18ships
Deva Blackfire > for 10 minutes when they get 20 of theirs :D
Hellspawn01 > who is "they"?
MASTER SARDELLI > ASCN
Deva Blackfire > any hostiles you can name in the north :) KIA/KOS lately, sometimes ASCN, rarely 5
MASTER SARDELLI > or :P
Deva Blackfire > every badass you can find in the north has to camp EC-P8R at least once ;p
Hellspawn01 > fighting ascn is like hitting an ant hill. One dead and millions come out of nowhere to spit pee at you
Deva Blackfire > yep :D
MuthaTrucka > Prize Bull sperm is like 8K dollars a pint
iceyreloaded > i dare not ask how you know this info
iceyreloaded > i dare not ask how you know this info
Faoo Romera > So the freak podded me... and I was without an upgraded clone and without insurance.
Faoo Romera > The bastard not only made me poor, but also retarded for at least a year.
Faoo Romera > The bastard not only made me poor, but also retarded for at least a year.
Ice Nomad > i had saved a fitting the devs had that was a piece of veld and a cow lol
Ice Nomad > would like to see a cow flying through space
JB Gibson > Yes Please!!! Everything you need in life, a cow and veld....
Thesch Hunsum > a cow hiting a veld rock at 10,000 m/s
Ice Nomad > yea it was veld but it had 5 dd's on it lol
Thesch Hunsum > or mabye justin beieber hiting a veld rock at 100 km/s
Volans SF > heh
JB Gibson > and thats how Compressed Dense Veld is made!!!
Thesch Hunsum > lol
Thesch Hunsum > get a group of ships to form a sphere around a veld spar and shoot cow's at it till it's compressed!
Aamuryn > The mes would be everywhere!
Phil Tao > what?
Aamuryn > Shooting cows at a veldspar rock... could you imagine the mess?
Phil Tao > not that, how did that even occur as a discussion?
Aamuryn > Something about dev-fits and... I have no idea.
Shadow Foxden > cow's is space.... Mooo over herd comign thru
JB Gibson > You know this thread is being awesome!!! Now, to copypasta and paste to omgrawr....
Phil Tao > this is a thread?! hang on ill brb with ponies
Ice Nomad > would like to see a cow flying through space
JB Gibson > Yes Please!!! Everything you need in life, a cow and veld....
Thesch Hunsum > a cow hiting a veld rock at 10,000 m/s
Ice Nomad > yea it was veld but it had 5 dd's on it lol
Thesch Hunsum > or mabye justin beieber hiting a veld rock at 100 km/s
Volans SF > heh
JB Gibson > and thats how Compressed Dense Veld is made!!!
Thesch Hunsum > lol
Thesch Hunsum > get a group of ships to form a sphere around a veld spar and shoot cow's at it till it's compressed!
Aamuryn > The mes would be everywhere!
Phil Tao > what?
Aamuryn > Shooting cows at a veldspar rock... could you imagine the mess?
Phil Tao > not that, how did that even occur as a discussion?
Aamuryn > Something about dev-fits and... I have no idea.
Shadow Foxden > cow's is space.... Mooo over herd comign thru
JB Gibson > You know this thread is being awesome!!! Now, to copypasta and paste to omgrawr....
Phil Tao > this is a thread?! hang on ill brb with ponies
Ramashek > "the enemy of my enemy is my friend, especially when im in a safespot and they're blowing the crap out of each other"