Yishal > fucking emergency poos
Yishal > denying me kills
Yishal > Sorry guys, but when you're turtle-heading and there's a bunch of mexican buckshot right behind it, then tackling an ishtar is the least of my concerns
Yishal > My poor toilet's been alpha striked 3 times in the past 3 hours this morning
Yishal > denying me kills
Yishal > Sorry guys, but when you're turtle-heading and there's a bunch of mexican buckshot right behind it, then tackling an ishtar is the least of my concerns
Yishal > My poor toilet's been alpha striked 3 times in the past 3 hours this morning
Kyoko Sakoda > omg @ EC
* Alasse Cuthalion whistles innocently
Alasse Cuthalion > we haven't all arrived yet, yarr.
Alasse Cuthalion > 600 people now
Alasse Cuthalion > :o
Hellcore > yay we're bigger than jita
* Kyoko Sakoda starts littering EC with recruitment canisters and shuttles
Kyoko Sakoda > Home sweet home
Yuki Li > hahaha
Alasse Cuthalion > lol
* Alasse Cuthalion whistles innocently
Alasse Cuthalion > we haven't all arrived yet, yarr.
Alasse Cuthalion > 600 people now
Alasse Cuthalion > :o
Hellcore > yay we're bigger than jita
* Kyoko Sakoda starts littering EC with recruitment canisters and shuttles
Kyoko Sakoda > Home sweet home
Yuki Li > hahaha
Alasse Cuthalion > lol
Danny Lonnegan > Do not aggress unless you like the thought of getting sodomized by a squadron of stealth bombers
Gammus Arterius > Death is the big 404 of life.
Hobblah > maximizing boredom: doing taxes while camping a gate
Brash Buccaneer > ofstrife, your salvage is rubbish, please do a better mission next time
TheRealOne > i would like to talk to the leader of cross roadss
TheRealOne > well roads
Pedron Niaal > hes not online atm
Kyrall > wait, you're just trying to sell home insurance aren't you?
TheRealOne > well roads
Pedron Niaal > hes not online atm
Kyrall > wait, you're just trying to sell home insurance aren't you?
<JoatOrion> Having seen NK in here and listening to his (we can only assume he's male and not some amphorous mutant globule) ranting we can safely assume that a) it's too early in the day for NK to be out of bed b) he sleeps alone and c) since his right hand pretends to fall asleep and will have nothing to do with him that NK has taken to sodomising poor defenseless pillows.
The Enslaver > k
Pawe > hi i was wondering if u can pound my POD more often?
Pawe > i was hoping to find some pinetrees out there but aperently i was wrong... i only found shiny dildos
The Enslaver > sure
The Enslaver > how hard?
Pawe > oh yeas ive found my sexpartner
Pawe > i would like int the ass with a torpedo
The Enslaver > k
Pawe > and next time i will bring my fellow noobs and then we can have a gang bang... What do u say?
The Enslaver > more the merrier ofc
Pawe > i was hoping to find someone to make love to my POD earlier in 0,0 space but i guess we where meant to be
The Enslaver > yeah
The Enslaver > definately
Pawe > what ship was it that pumped me?
The Enslaver > crusader... 2 big spiky bits on front ofc
Pawe > an interceptor?
The Enslaver > oh yes
Pawe > ah its that one... thats why it felt so good
The Enslaver > oh yes
The Enslaver > tech 2 mods ofc
Pawe > ooooooh! thats ow u found my gspot so fast
Pawe > tech 2 tracking comps
The Enslaver > yes
The Enslaver > well I am afraid I must go :(
Pawe > nooo my lover!!!
Pawe > please dont go
The Enslaver > I'm sorry, I have to
Pawe > wery well then =(... u deserve a kiss
The Enslaver > k
* Pawe gives The Enslaver a kiss on his juicy lips
Pawe > hi i was wondering if u can pound my POD more often?
Pawe > i was hoping to find some pinetrees out there but aperently i was wrong... i only found shiny dildos
The Enslaver > sure
The Enslaver > how hard?
Pawe > oh yeas ive found my sexpartner
Pawe > i would like int the ass with a torpedo
The Enslaver > k
Pawe > and next time i will bring my fellow noobs and then we can have a gang bang... What do u say?
The Enslaver > more the merrier ofc
Pawe > i was hoping to find someone to make love to my POD earlier in 0,0 space but i guess we where meant to be
The Enslaver > yeah
The Enslaver > definately
Pawe > what ship was it that pumped me?
The Enslaver > crusader... 2 big spiky bits on front ofc
Pawe > an interceptor?
The Enslaver > oh yes
Pawe > ah its that one... thats why it felt so good
The Enslaver > oh yes
The Enslaver > tech 2 mods ofc
Pawe > ooooooh! thats ow u found my gspot so fast
Pawe > tech 2 tracking comps
The Enslaver > yes
The Enslaver > well I am afraid I must go :(
Pawe > nooo my lover!!!
Pawe > please dont go
The Enslaver > I'm sorry, I have to
Pawe > wery well then =(... u deserve a kiss
The Enslaver > k
* Pawe gives The Enslaver a kiss on his juicy lips
Theo Samaritan > the mega tanks like a whore
Baba Monkey > What does that mean Theo?
Theo Samaritan > it just keeps going and going and going no matter how you pummel it
Baba Monkey > What does that mean Theo?
Theo Samaritan > it just keeps going and going and going no matter how you pummel it