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hideway > I'm a gang leader, I feel so leet
Mr Dougle > how many in gang?
hideway > two
Mr Dougle > hahaha
Mang0o > pat come and fight me with your 2heavy drone dominix
Mang0o > ^^
Cmdr Patrick > you need drones 5 to use heavy drones u ass
Miximus Maximus > i suck at writing mails
Alz Shado > yeah, EVE needs a clippy
Alz Shado > "Hi! I see you're trying to write a Threatening Letter. Can I help you with: Formatting? Russian Curse Words? Yo Mamma Jokes?"
Mud Dawg > It wasn't *my* titan. I don't even aspire to own one. If you think we're going to just roll over because BOB found another exploit, well, just keep thinking that. :)
Rohann > <url=showinfo:1379//302875687>DB Preacher</url> is the bad cop i was telling you about
DB Preacher > laugh.
jellybird > lol
Tamora > if you roll over anymore, your going to fall of the universe.
XEback > My god I'm so drunk I'm listening to Jingle Bell Rock on my ipod and singing along :(
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[00:05] <Faramir> kewl Viceroy is coming to mine again
[00:05] <sutty> I WILL SAVE YOU VICEROY
[00:05] * Viceroy was kicked by sutty (sutty)
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[00:06] <bansh> ha
[00:06] <bansh> "mine" scared the shit outta him
Milnoch > i saw that CCP was hiring over a 100 new positions. I didn't realize BOD was recruting
uppgift > Hey lister
Lister ofSMEG > hi upp
uppgift > they have finally made a lightsaber:P
Lister ofSMEG > do tell
uppgift > http://www.wickedlasers.com/
uppgift > apperently it will cause instant blindness and can burn skin
Lister ofSMEG > what the hell do you use this for
Lister ofSMEG > not a toy
uppgift > i have no idea
Sabastian Furia > why do you have to use it for anything?
uppgift > i think the local obi wan we have here would buy one:P
 Tribisha > hehe.. I love their comparison chart
Tribisha > Burning Power: Make holes in black trash bags, pop dark colored balloons.. etc
Tribisha > lol
uppgift > lol
Lister ofSMEG > so its a $200 toy they you need safety googles for and that at its most efffective, allows you to go to war with an ants nest
Sabastian Furia > so you ordered 3?
Loquatos > wasnt there a 1000$ model to
Tribisha > I can understand its usefulness in extreme sports and stuff like survival courses etc.. but for every tom, dick and harry.. not so sure :)
uppgift > yeah it should not be sold
Tribisha > then again.. not every tom, dick and harry has $1300 to throw at a "fun toy" :).. oh wait.. how many PS3's sold on release day? :)
Legendalpha > hey i know tom dick and harry and they would love one
Legendalpha > along with moe larry and curly
Sabastian Furia > love those guys
Lister ofSMEG > local astromomy clubs where using the green laser due to its thight beam. allowed them to point to what they were looking at
uppgift > yeah laser has its usefullness but not for for tom, dick, harry, moe, larry or curly
Legendalpha > oh now the boys could find more uses for it than anyone else i bet
uppgift > oh yeah and now when the news talk about how dangerus its is everyone's gonna want one
Legendalpha > oooo can it slice cake or cheese
uppgift > na just burn it
Sabastian Furia > cake? /me gets credit card
Tribisha > it can pop balloons.. think of all the little children's brithday parties you could ruin :)
uppgift > im reading the comments on the articel about it and someone said" got the laster today, fun to start the grill with"
Tribisha > "fun to start my cigarette with.. oh but be careful not to blind yourself or burn a hole through your left nostril" :)
Sabastian Furia > apparently the right nostril is not affected?
c0rny > tell him theres plenty of me to go around ;)
Ixchebel > LOL!
c0rny > i swing anyway thats interested :)
Ishana > hahaha
Ixchebel > o.O
c0rny > cant be too picky these days :P
c0rny > tbh he'd have to fight Zz for me though
Zzazzt > lol
c0rny > Zz is in wub after my pink dress parade last night
Ishana > lmao
Zzazzt > /emote gouges his own eyes out
Dev Corland > *coughwe'reat14kcough*
Tarn A'thalus > lol
Tarn A'thalus > /emote hands dev a coughdrop
Dev Corland > Yeah, thanks. I need to get this checked.
Tarn A'thalus > /emote looks through is skills for anything even remotely medically related.....
Enigmas > There is biochemistry or something like it..
Dev Corland > lol
Tarn A'thalus > hmmmm metalurgy..nope that won't do it
Tarn A'thalus > hmmm cybernetics.... gettin closer
Dev Corland > Cybernetic lungs would work :D
Tarn A'thalus > laboratory operation, that is promising :)
Dev Corland > Eep
Tarn A'thalus > mechanic...noooo.
Tarn A'thalus > i guess i'll use laboratory operation and cybernetics... .Nideon, hand me that saw we found today :)
Nideon > the rusty one?
Enigmas > A spoon works much better, saw.. pah, we're not in the middle ages here..
Dev Corland > lol
Erelah > haha
Dev Corland > o.O
Tarn A'thalus > oh... i know... a torch!!! i need a blowtorch, a spoon, a spring... some rum.... and a cat!
Dev Corland > /emote makes sure all hatches are closed so no one can get in his ship.
Tarn A'thalus > and i'll fix ya right up dev
Tarn A'thalus > lol
Nideon > well i have a 3/8 socket set, a couple napkins, a large rock with 1 sharp edge, and about 3 foot of shoelace will that do?
Tarn A'thalus > hmmmm yeah, but the napkins are to wipe my forehead, i'll make do with the rest
Erelah > perfect
Dev Corland > wipe YOUR forehead?! I'm the one getting operated on with a rusty spoon and a bloody cat!
Erelah > haha
Tarn A'thalus > oh, no
Tarn A'thalus > the spoon is bloody
Tarn A'thalus > the CAT is rusty
Tarn A'thalus > don't ever get that mixed up
Erelah > ROFL
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