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Interscene > Hmm, what sort of trick could I use on Rogue Drones?
BLAIYNE > The one with the three cups and a ball? Rogue drones always fall for that one
Tareen Kashaar > Best Looking Ship <-- wins
Daerdeae > Ooo heck yueah
Daerdeae > Sexeh Interceptor
Rutger Torranus > oh god tareen
Rutger Torranus > touch me while i think about crusaders!
Tareen Kashaar > mmmh
Tareen Kashaar > like in that spot?
Rutger Torranus > yes, tell me about the negative sig radius bonus too...
Aaemon > hey whos hand is that
Daerdeae > LMAO
Daerdeae > omg....
Rutger Torranus > TAREEN, YOU TWO TIMING WHORE!
* Rutger Torranus slaps Tareen, hitting for 37.9 damage.
Aaemon > nerdiest possible response
from the E-O forums:

(debate about realism of read light shift while warping)

Originally by: t0rfiFrans
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Excellent arguments here.
It's hard to add anything to the debate, except perhaps to simulate the relative time-altering effects of FTL travel by slowing down skill training for when you are in warp?
Now there's an idea...
Feek > Looked in local, saw 40 people, not a single portrait
Feek > thought OMG WE'RE BEING INVADED
Feek > Then remembered I clone jumped to Empire yesterday afternoon
Admiral Zaarkin > Hehe
Ki Odo > Dude, you come in, blow me up, then try to ransome my ore? That's called a fuggin terrorist
GuffenCom > no, thats called business
GuffenCom > I have something worth value to you
GuffenCom > and I need ISK
GuffenCom > and since its in my possession, I try to barter for ISK
GuffenCom > its simple marketing
Ki Odo > You STOLE something of worth, and now you're trying to ransom it back. That's called stealing, blackmail, and terrorism
Ki Odo > Especially since you blew all of us up to get it
GuffenCom > u gotta admit though
GuffenCom > I pwned you HARD
GuffenCom > /emote does pelvic thrusts
Suice Esp > I can't be bothered with a scam, so could you just send me money, please.
<moocifer> no no I don't need a teeny weeny computer screen :(
<RangerXT> 30 inch?
<moocifer> was thinking 46"
<Ohne-> obvoisly talking about my penis
<moocifer> yes
<RangerXT> 60inch?
<moocifer> no 46"
<Bek> thats 46", not 4.6" Ohne-
<Ohne-> see
<Ohne-> I must have misread
<Ohne-> carry on
Gorthag > Inside every old guy, there a young guy wondering what the fuck happened
Davien Kaahtt > Yeah, I hear in the next patch the'll release TII petitions... Thats right, I'll WTFBBQ you with my whinning spirit!
Nihilion Saro > yeah, you need whinning spirt lvl 5
Davien Kaahtt > awe crap... I only have whinning spirit II... great, another skill I need to max out
Captain Powers > I thought that was after you got advance whinning spirit which is a rank 8 skill so it'll take about 3 months of solid training to max that...
Davien Kaahtt > But once I'm finished, I'll be able to Petition my way out of anything! Even gate camps!
Inquisitor Cerberuso > I love this time of year. You can slam your laptop shut when your girlfriend walks into the room and you don't get any disgusted looks.
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