Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat cloaked caps instalock her
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she takes a half hour to align.
g0ggalor > ur mom is so fat, she needs a cyno field just to go to the bathroom
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat they don't let her into highsec
Mantric Roscart > She gets stuck in warpgates?
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she can structure tank.
Ellio Starkiller > Your mammas so slow, when she turns on micro-warpdrive she only goes 0.30 ms.
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she collapses wormholes
Jabula > so big her gravitational field bends light?
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat pod pilots make humorous comments about her weight problem.
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she takes a half hour to align.
g0ggalor > ur mom is so fat, she needs a cyno field just to go to the bathroom
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat they don't let her into highsec
Mantric Roscart > She gets stuck in warpgates?
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she can structure tank.
Ellio Starkiller > Your mammas so slow, when she turns on micro-warpdrive she only goes 0.30 ms.
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she collapses wormholes
Jabula > so big her gravitational field bends light?
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat pod pilots make humorous comments about her weight problem.
Biofex > Mahahahahahaha
Tom Rebane > remeber evil laughter is all fun and games but years down the road you'll be bald have a white cat a henchmen and be killed by a super agent from mi6 which swoons all the female staff
Tom Rebane > is that what you want staff full of std's
Tom Rebane > remeber evil laughter is all fun and games but years down the road you'll be bald have a white cat a henchmen and be killed by a super agent from mi6 which swoons all the female staff
Tom Rebane > is that what you want staff full of std's
moveover > do ehsy dry to jump yhrn jump ouy sy yhr lsdy drvonf?
Dark Shikari > http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=559376
UPA Terf > ultimate forum whore
UPA Terf > i bow
Coasterbrian > you know, I have no idea how you have so much to say, lol
UPA Terf > hehe i got a comment in o/
Levin Cavil > theres a difference between posting 26 times a day and having something to say
UPA Terf > ultimate forum whore
UPA Terf > i bow
Coasterbrian > you know, I have no idea how you have so much to say, lol
UPA Terf > hehe i got a comment in o/
Levin Cavil > theres a difference between posting 26 times a day and having something to say
EVE System > Channel changed to Huola Local Channel
TECOR > yeah wtf
TECOR > this is huola not bloody rens guys come on get lost:)
Beinrich > not Rens? Danm! I knew I should have turned left
Tar Kovsky > damn CONCORD starmaps...
Viqer Fell > Guys what are you all doing here
Beinrich > We can simulate Rens a bit:
Beinrich > Hey you! Get away from my cans!
Viqer Fell > Bloody menod pentor you bugger ore thief!
TECOR > yeah wtf
TECOR > this is huola not bloody rens guys come on get lost:)
Beinrich > not Rens? Danm! I knew I should have turned left
Tar Kovsky > damn CONCORD starmaps...
Viqer Fell > Guys what are you all doing here
Beinrich > We can simulate Rens a bit:
Beinrich > Hey you! Get away from my cans!
Viqer Fell > Bloody menod pentor you bugger ore thief!
Oghma Grianainech > lol, didn't notice you guys in local
Tyln > fancy
Tyln > i love you oghma
Tyln > your name sounds orcish
Oghma Grianainech > :( it's actually druid
Tyln > oh yeah
Tyln > mah bad
Tyln > i am not fluent in warcraft
Oghma Grianainech > no no
Oghma Grianainech > druid as in history :P
Oghma Grianainech > not fantasy classes
Tyln > i am not fluent in HISTORY either
Tyln > fancy
Tyln > i love you oghma
Tyln > your name sounds orcish
Oghma Grianainech > :( it's actually druid
Tyln > oh yeah
Tyln > mah bad
Tyln > i am not fluent in warcraft
Oghma Grianainech > no no
Oghma Grianainech > druid as in history :P
Oghma Grianainech > not fantasy classes
Tyln > i am not fluent in HISTORY either
Linzii > until im more confident in pvp
Linzii > cruisers and the likes in pvp only :P
Linzii > but im too damn broke to get a bc :P
Akirith > Hear hear.
Rogue Wanderer > wow you guys are lucky but bitching
Rogue Wanderer > back in the day we didn't have BCs
Rogue Wanderer > we had to go full out BS
Rogue Wanderer > pain in the ass
Shailua > Bet you had to fly those BS uphill both ways in the
snow, too.
Linzii > i know those days so :P
Rogue Wanderer > actually yes
Rogue Wanderer > and snow in space ain't fun :)
Rogue Wanderer > and then you gotta wonder where the hell they got a hill from
Linzii > cruisers and the likes in pvp only :P
Linzii > but im too damn broke to get a bc :P
Akirith > Hear hear.
Rogue Wanderer > wow you guys are lucky but bitching
Rogue Wanderer > back in the day we didn't have BCs
Rogue Wanderer > we had to go full out BS
Rogue Wanderer > pain in the ass
Shailua > Bet you had to fly those BS uphill both ways in the
snow, too.
Linzii > i know those days so :P
Rogue Wanderer > actually yes
Rogue Wanderer > and snow in space ain't fun :)
Rogue Wanderer > and then you gotta wonder where the hell they got a hill from
Nirvy > you lost me kal
Nirvy > what is bowel essence?
Kalahari Wayrest > negative indications > positive transformations
Nirvy > and again..you lost me
Kalahari Wayrest > not essence of bowel apparently
Kalahari Wayrest > I'll copy what is says
Kalahari Wayrest > The bowel essence will stop you from being sluggish, blocked, nervous, tence, wound up, anxious, knotted, unsettled, uncomfortble, churning (my favouate) tormented, 'holding on'
Kalahari Wayrest > and make you cleansed, calmed, settled, eased, comforted, relaxed, 'letting go' and released
Nirvy > omg
Nirvy > all my life i have wanted to not be churning and sluggish
***
Darkvizier > wtf are you guys talking about?
Kalahari Wayrest > Jan de Vries Combination Flower Essences dark
Kalahari Wayrest > they will change your life
Kalahari Wayrest > and your bowels
Darkvizier > O.o
Kalahari Wayrest > http://www.bioforceshop.co.uk/products/jan_de_vries
Kalahari Wayrest > bowel essence is out of stock :o
Darkvizier > they have "biosnacky" O.o
Kalahari Wayrest > I mean really...they couldn't of come up with a better name than 'bowel essence' for that one...jeeze...nice selling point
Aspen Trezdar > lol
Nirvy > better than Extract of Bowel i guess
Darkvizier > bowel essence... rofl
Nirvy > hmm maybe i could sell my bowell extract..
***
Kalahari Wayrest > when I first saw it I thought essence of bowel...£3.99 for essence of bowel...is this even legal...
Kalahari Wayrest > it has a picture of a marigold on it
Nirvy > rofl
Darkvizier > damn
Adrielle Firewalker > dont look at it, it'll give you the runs!
Kalahari Wayrest > can't take the bowel out of the marigold, but you can take the marigold out of the bowel
Nirvy > /emote splurts coffee
Kalahari Wayrest > free delivery guys
Nirvy > im sold
Nirvy > im placeing my order now
Darkvizier > /emotecloses the site
Aspen Trezdar > I wonder if they ship internationally?
Nirvy > what is bowel essence?
Kalahari Wayrest > negative indications > positive transformations
Nirvy > and again..you lost me
Kalahari Wayrest > not essence of bowel apparently
Kalahari Wayrest > I'll copy what is says
Kalahari Wayrest > The bowel essence will stop you from being sluggish, blocked, nervous, tence, wound up, anxious, knotted, unsettled, uncomfortble, churning (my favouate) tormented, 'holding on'
Kalahari Wayrest > and make you cleansed, calmed, settled, eased, comforted, relaxed, 'letting go' and released
Nirvy > omg
Nirvy > all my life i have wanted to not be churning and sluggish
***
Darkvizier > wtf are you guys talking about?
Kalahari Wayrest > Jan de Vries Combination Flower Essences dark
Kalahari Wayrest > they will change your life
Kalahari Wayrest > and your bowels
Darkvizier > O.o
Kalahari Wayrest > http://www.bioforceshop.co.uk/products/jan_de_vries
Kalahari Wayrest > bowel essence is out of stock :o
Darkvizier > they have "biosnacky" O.o
Kalahari Wayrest > I mean really...they couldn't of come up with a better name than 'bowel essence' for that one...jeeze...nice selling point
Aspen Trezdar > lol
Nirvy > better than Extract of Bowel i guess
Darkvizier > bowel essence... rofl
Nirvy > hmm maybe i could sell my bowell extract..
***
Kalahari Wayrest > when I first saw it I thought essence of bowel...£3.99 for essence of bowel...is this even legal...
Kalahari Wayrest > it has a picture of a marigold on it
Nirvy > rofl
Darkvizier > damn
Adrielle Firewalker > dont look at it, it'll give you the runs!
Kalahari Wayrest > can't take the bowel out of the marigold, but you can take the marigold out of the bowel
Nirvy > /emote splurts coffee
Kalahari Wayrest > free delivery guys
Nirvy > im sold
Nirvy > im placeing my order now
Darkvizier > /emotecloses the site
Aspen Trezdar > I wonder if they ship internationally?
<Levin> mmm
<Levin> GH-SC, m0o and DNA, together
<Levin> im hard just thinking about it
<Nilkarus> God.
<Nilkarus> That'd make for a lot of pissed off eve players. :)
<Levin> itd make for a lot of dead eve players
<Levin> :)
<Levin> GH-SC, m0o and DNA, together
<Levin> im hard just thinking about it
<Nilkarus> God.
<Nilkarus> That'd make for a lot of pissed off eve players. :)
<Levin> itd make for a lot of dead eve players
<Levin> :)
LLForce OneLL > FAMILY KIDNAPPED BY NIJAS, NEED 100mil FOR KARATE LESSONS
Onyxalia La'fiette > NINJAS* if youre gonna scam at least get your grammar right
Onyxalia La'fiette > NINJAS* if youre gonna scam at least get your grammar right