Virtuozzo> Last words of a Caldari general: "Pull the Ravens back! Full retreat! they've got frigates!"
Boma Airaken > you definetly do need to be an asshole sometimes ;)
Boma Airaken > just make sure its never misdirected
Boma Airaken > i lost a couple of good people that way
Talaris EveningStar screams at Boma and shakes a fist
Boma Airaken > /emote throws a chair at talaris
Talaris EveningStar dodges and avoids all damage with the Improved Evasion feat.
Talaris EveningStar > Now... Your probably thinking..
Boma Airaken > i was thinking AR-15
Talaris EveningStar > "How can he use a reflex save vs a ranged attack?"
Boma Airaken > but im not that much of an asshole ;)
Talaris EveningStar > Well you see...
Talaris EveningStar > Boma is an Asshole Dragon
Dangermouse DM > I wasn't thinking that because i'm not a nerd (and too old for 3rd edition)
Talaris EveningStar > And Throwing Chairs is his breathweapon
Boma Airaken > ROFL
Vendrin > Vendrin saves!
Vendrin > Everyone else takes half damage
Boma Airaken > just make sure its never misdirected
Boma Airaken > i lost a couple of good people that way
Talaris EveningStar screams at Boma and shakes a fist
Boma Airaken > /emote throws a chair at talaris
Talaris EveningStar dodges and avoids all damage with the Improved Evasion feat.
Talaris EveningStar > Now... Your probably thinking..
Boma Airaken > i was thinking AR-15
Talaris EveningStar > "How can he use a reflex save vs a ranged attack?"
Boma Airaken > but im not that much of an asshole ;)
Talaris EveningStar > Well you see...
Talaris EveningStar > Boma is an Asshole Dragon
Dangermouse DM > I wasn't thinking that because i'm not a nerd (and too old for 3rd edition)
Talaris EveningStar > And Throwing Chairs is his breathweapon
Boma Airaken > ROFL
Vendrin > Vendrin saves!
Vendrin > Everyone else takes half damage
Johlie > garic should I ill the frogs here?
Johlie > frigs
Johlie > kill
Garic Cavvar > yeah
Sapeian > cruel bastard
Sapeian > leave the frogs alone
Johlie > frigs
Johlie > kill
Garic Cavvar > yeah
Sapeian > cruel bastard
Sapeian > leave the frogs alone
ShagMan > dam is so exciteing in here
CaptainMabufo > paying attention in English class is also exciting.
ShagMan > your in english class???
CaptainMabufo > /emote jumps off a cliff
ShagMan > wish i could play eve in english -_-
CaptainMabufo > paying attention in English class is also exciting.
ShagMan > your in english class???
CaptainMabufo > /emote jumps off a cliff
ShagMan > wish i could play eve in english -_-
spambunker > Girlfriend: Why do you like that game so much?
spambunker > Me: Because it only ignores me 1 hour a day.
spambunker > Door: Slam!
spambunker > Me: Because it only ignores me 1 hour a day.
spambunker > Door: Slam!
Aniara Sweet> 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
Arvald > THEA FIND ME SOME LOBSTERS
Arvald > BLACKFIRE BRING ME BEER AND DUCT TAPE
Arvald > BLACKFIRE BRING ME BEER AND DUCT TAPE
Hygelac > only our enemies fleed :p
Hygelac > upon our mercy they plead
Hygelac > but we pay them no heed
Cabadrin > we ransomed them for weed
Hygelac > as we ram up the speed :D
Cabadrin > then fled on their steed
Hygelac > The slave girls we freed
Cabadrin > on their women we peed
Trakh Shardan > and the smoke a lot of fikn weed
Hygelac > And inside them we laid our seed :D
Hygelac > o/
Cabadrin > this is our creed
Hygelac > upon our mercy they plead
Hygelac > but we pay them no heed
Cabadrin > we ransomed them for weed
Hygelac > as we ram up the speed :D
Cabadrin > then fled on their steed
Hygelac > The slave girls we freed
Cabadrin > on their women we peed
Trakh Shardan > and the smoke a lot of fikn weed
Hygelac > And inside them we laid our seed :D
Hygelac > o/
Cabadrin > this is our creed
rawr-hirr-imperian: But ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy
Gilligan Zaftig > i love the temprate planets
Gilligan Zaftig > theres actually a second layer of just clouds that move around
Essanna > cool
Gilligan Zaftig > its just bad cuz what looks like a huricane is over my factories...
Essanna > yeah, but it's the future. i'm sure industrial production isn't slowed by severe weather patterns
Otto Schultzky > by factories you mean WEATHER DOMINTATOR!!!
Gilligan Zaftig > theres actually a second layer of just clouds that move around
Essanna > cool
Gilligan Zaftig > its just bad cuz what looks like a huricane is over my factories...
Essanna > yeah, but it's the future. i'm sure industrial production isn't slowed by severe weather patterns
Otto Schultzky > by factories you mean WEATHER DOMINTATOR!!!