EchoedSilence> Dude, are you fucking going to Reykjavik with me for FF2011?
Lycan> i dont got monies
EchoedSilence> I CAN'T GO ALONE. What if 4 hot chicks dressed like Gallente all take me behind the convention center and gangrape me?
Echoedsilence> Now that I think about it, you stay here.
Lycan> im going but i call dibs on the caldari chicks
Lycan> i dont got monies
EchoedSilence> I CAN'T GO ALONE. What if 4 hot chicks dressed like Gallente all take me behind the convention center and gangrape me?
Echoedsilence> Now that I think about it, you stay here.
Lycan> im going but i call dibs on the caldari chicks
Lady Mortus > we love you fuji :)
Lady Mortus > no matter how small you are
Lady Mortus > oh damn that didnt come out rigth
Killershark > lol
Fuji Tamura > oh that hurts.....
Lady Mortus > no matter how small you are
Lady Mortus > oh damn that didnt come out rigth
Killershark > lol
Fuji Tamura > oh that hurts.....
Virtuozzo > ALIGN PEOPLE - KEEP DOUBLE LICKING LIKE A MAD MAN TO ALIGN - IT IS VITAL
Drayce > solo mining's a bit of a pain in the arse
Le agara > so the lower the sec lvl the better the ore?
Tirelon > yeah I know how you feel
Irimi Nage > mining is a pain in the arse
Irimi Nage > cos if I don't do it
Irimi Nage > molle fucks me
Le agara > so the lower the sec lvl the better the ore?
Tirelon > yeah I know how you feel
Irimi Nage > mining is a pain in the arse
Irimi Nage > cos if I don't do it
Irimi Nage > molle fucks me
Koga Bisaya > missiles are just not hetero
Koga Bisaya > at all
Triple Entendre > They're not. they're rocket propelled phalluses.
Koga Bisaya > missiles are dildoes
Triple Entendre > Fly the Nemesis
Triple Entendre > And you're flying a fat stalker who assaults people with explosive dildos
Triple Entendre > PS: You can now never unsee that
Triple Entendre > Oh, by the way. About number three on the list of things not to say when you answer the phone
Triple Entendre > "Hi, please answer this simple question. If my balls were on your chin...Where would my dick be?"
doom5673 > that depends entirely on the angle of incidence
doom5673 > between my dick
doom5673 > and your nose
doom5673 > or forehead for that matter
Triple Entendre > These are the questions in life that must be asked.
Triple Entendre > "The mathematics of fellatio". That is going to be a best selling book.
doom5673 > if two whores leave a pimps house at the same time and one travels east and the other travels west which of them got slapped that night
Koga Bisaya > both of them
Triple Entendre > Koga knows this.
Triple Entendre > He was the pimp.
Koga Bisaya > at all
Triple Entendre > They're not. they're rocket propelled phalluses.
Koga Bisaya > missiles are dildoes
Triple Entendre > Fly the Nemesis
Triple Entendre > And you're flying a fat stalker who assaults people with explosive dildos
Triple Entendre > PS: You can now never unsee that
Triple Entendre > Oh, by the way. About number three on the list of things not to say when you answer the phone
Triple Entendre > "Hi, please answer this simple question. If my balls were on your chin...Where would my dick be?"
doom5673 > that depends entirely on the angle of incidence
doom5673 > between my dick
doom5673 > and your nose
doom5673 > or forehead for that matter
Triple Entendre > These are the questions in life that must be asked.
Triple Entendre > "The mathematics of fellatio". That is going to be a best selling book.
doom5673 > if two whores leave a pimps house at the same time and one travels east and the other travels west which of them got slapped that night
Koga Bisaya > both of them
Triple Entendre > Koga knows this.
Triple Entendre > He was the pimp.
Dragos Vlad > Welcome to EVE
Dusmanul > heh
Dragos Vlad > Please choose your level
Dragos Vlad > Hard
Dragos Vlad > Medium
Dragos Vlad > Easy
Dragos Vlad > Caldari
Dusmanul > rofl
Dusmanul > heh
Dragos Vlad > Please choose your level
Dragos Vlad > Hard
Dragos Vlad > Medium
Dragos Vlad > Easy
Dragos Vlad > Caldari
Dusmanul > rofl
Emperor paulpentine > that planet is a lovely pink colour
MattSB > ah pink one o.0
MattSB > heh need to buy an eris to fly around it :P
Emperor paulpentine > nah
Emperor paulpentine > why would i want to fly around in a forum troll?
MattSB > lol
MattSB > ah pink one o.0
MattSB > heh need to buy an eris to fly around it :P
Emperor paulpentine > nah
Emperor paulpentine > why would i want to fly around in a forum troll?
MattSB > lol
Wrayeth > TBH, the other great thing about this ship is that I cross-trained Caldari on Korv so I can be one of those dual-boxing dicks with a falcon-shaped condom.
slip66 > did shrike borrow hedges titan???
Jake Noble > yeah
Tamora > like lending your mate your ferrari when hes had a few beers
Jake Noble > yeah
Tamora > like lending your mate your ferrari when hes had a few beers
ElGuapo > anyhting going on?
ElGuapo > is anyone even reading this?
ElGuapo > why is there an echo in here?
ElGuapo > echo
ElGuapo > echo
ElGuapo > any I just talking to myself?
ElGuapo > no I couldnt be talking to myself only crazy ppl talk to themselves
ElGuapo > surely I am not crazy right?
ElGuapo > ofcourse you arent crazy
ElGuapo > well good thats a relief
ElGuapo > I would hate for something like that to be true
ElGuapo > why would anyone have a reason to call you crazy? just because you talk to yourself?
ElGuapo > but I dont talk to myself do I?
ElGuapo > maybe you do and maybe you dont
ElGuapo > no I know I am talking to somone else
ElGuapo > who is it then?
ElGuapo > how should I know? I am on the internet. There are millions of ppl all logged on
ElGuapo > then name one person
ElGuapo > how should I know their names? Thats one of the nice things about the internet
ElGuapo > you dont sound so sure of yourself there
ElGuapo > ofcourse I am sure what kind of silly question is that?
ElGuapo > well I think I am sure arent I
ElGuapo > you tell yourself whatever helps you to sleep at night
ElGuapo > oh crap maybe I really am going crazy
ElGuapo > hey what is that naga ship doing over there
ElGuapo > he is laughing at me
ElGuapo > STOP LAUGHING AT ME
ElGuapo > if you dont stop I will give you a reason to stop
ElGuapo > ahhh lovely padded room
ElGuapo > all to myself
ElGuapo > no one here to bother me at all
ElGuapo > I just get to sit here hugging myself in this comfy jacket all day lo9ng
* Ebedar increases ElGuapo's medication
ElGuapo > is anyone even reading this?
ElGuapo > why is there an echo in here?
ElGuapo > echo
ElGuapo > echo
ElGuapo > any I just talking to myself?
ElGuapo > no I couldnt be talking to myself only crazy ppl talk to themselves
ElGuapo > surely I am not crazy right?
ElGuapo > ofcourse you arent crazy
ElGuapo > well good thats a relief
ElGuapo > I would hate for something like that to be true
ElGuapo > why would anyone have a reason to call you crazy? just because you talk to yourself?
ElGuapo > but I dont talk to myself do I?
ElGuapo > maybe you do and maybe you dont
ElGuapo > no I know I am talking to somone else
ElGuapo > who is it then?
ElGuapo > how should I know? I am on the internet. There are millions of ppl all logged on
ElGuapo > then name one person
ElGuapo > how should I know their names? Thats one of the nice things about the internet
ElGuapo > you dont sound so sure of yourself there
ElGuapo > ofcourse I am sure what kind of silly question is that?
ElGuapo > well I think I am sure arent I
ElGuapo > you tell yourself whatever helps you to sleep at night
ElGuapo > oh crap maybe I really am going crazy
ElGuapo > hey what is that naga ship doing over there
ElGuapo > he is laughing at me
ElGuapo > STOP LAUGHING AT ME
ElGuapo > if you dont stop I will give you a reason to stop
ElGuapo > ahhh lovely padded room
ElGuapo > all to myself
ElGuapo > no one here to bother me at all
ElGuapo > I just get to sit here hugging myself in this comfy jacket all day lo9ng
* Ebedar increases ElGuapo's medication