Augin Soric > hey
Ty Frisco > hey, i got probes coming
Mortis vonShadow > oh, let me get naked
Augin Soric > :|
Ty Frisco > hey, i got probes coming
Mortis vonShadow > oh, let me get naked
Augin Soric > :|
Zarkiel > I was a BoB pet once. I enjoyed the stroking everyday, it was nice.
jih chop > I align to station
jih chop > look at my cap
jih chop > I have almosts none (meant to cycle shield booster - forgot to turn it off)
jih chop > so I can't jump
jih chop > I MUST warp
jih chop > now
jih chop > when I get to an anomolie, the first thing I do is align my ship to the station
jih chop > then stop the engines and launch sentries
jih chop > so i'm already aligned,
jih chop > I just need to get up to ¾ speed to warp
jih chop > Oh Crap!
jih chop > I forgot to pull my drones!
jih chop > I pull me drones
jih chop > and at the last second they fire one last volley
jih chop > killing the BS and clearing that wave
jih chop > a new wave spawns
jih chop > and the frigs web me
jih chop > and I instawarp to the station!
jih chop > The End
jih chop > True Story!
WooterX2 > i knew it, i get off the computer for 10 min and Jih starts talkin to himself
WooterX2 > alot
WooterX2 > that is a good story
WooterX2 > lol
jih chop > it was awesome!
jih chop > I am so deeply loved by all in EVE
jih chop > that even the <i>rats</i> fight to save me!
jih chop > look at my cap
jih chop > I have almosts none (meant to cycle shield booster - forgot to turn it off)
jih chop > so I can't jump
jih chop > I MUST warp
jih chop > now
jih chop > when I get to an anomolie, the first thing I do is align my ship to the station
jih chop > then stop the engines and launch sentries
jih chop > so i'm already aligned,
jih chop > I just need to get up to ¾ speed to warp
jih chop > Oh Crap!
jih chop > I forgot to pull my drones!
jih chop > I pull me drones
jih chop > and at the last second they fire one last volley
jih chop > killing the BS and clearing that wave
jih chop > a new wave spawns
jih chop > and the frigs web me
jih chop > and I instawarp to the station!
jih chop > The End
jih chop > True Story!
WooterX2 > i knew it, i get off the computer for 10 min and Jih starts talkin to himself
WooterX2 > alot
WooterX2 > that is a good story
WooterX2 > lol
jih chop > it was awesome!
jih chop > I am so deeply loved by all in EVE
jih chop > that even the <i>rats</i> fight to save me!
<ayoyo> is TQ bck up?
<Dark_Shikari> no
<Dark_Shikari> use the server status page
<Dark_Shikari> noob
<Dark_Shikari> http://www.eve-offline.net/
<spiralJunkie> this is madness
<Dark_Shikari> THIS
<Dark_Shikari> IS
<Dark_Shikari> COLDFRONT
* spiralJunkie has kicked Dark_Shikari from #eve-online (no, this is madness)
<Dark_Shikari> no
<Dark_Shikari> use the server status page
<Dark_Shikari> noob
<Dark_Shikari> http://www.eve-offline.net/
<spiralJunkie> this is madness
<Dark_Shikari> THIS
<Dark_Shikari> IS
<Dark_Shikari> COLDFRONT
* spiralJunkie has kicked Dark_Shikari from #eve-online (no, this is madness)
captain pipe > this game needs black holes
VValarkin > this game has black holes - they are called local channels - gravitational pull is so strong no hint of intelligence can escape
VValarkin > this game has black holes - they are called local channels - gravitational pull is so strong no hint of intelligence can escape
Verone > 28m for a fucking skillbook
Ii Eliroral > for recon ships?
Verone > in my day you had to mine veldspar for a WEEK to get that much
Verone > and there was no warp drives
Laocoon > lol
Magic Trev > what skill book verone?
Verone > you had to WALK back to the station
Verone > and refine it with your teeth!
Ii Eliroral > for recon ships?
Verone > in my day you had to mine veldspar for a WEEK to get that much
Verone > and there was no warp drives
Laocoon > lol
Magic Trev > what skill book verone?
Verone > you had to WALK back to the station
Verone > and refine it with your teeth!
Aylara v'Char > I'm waiting for them to make my Jag all pretty
* Marcus Gord puts a toaster hood ornament on it > better?
Aylara v'Char > need two hood ornaments, it's got two forward stabilisers
Aylara v'Char > because it's minmatar and one stabiliser isn't enough xD
* Marcus Gord hits kyber with a cattleprod and ductapes him to the other stabiliser
Kybernetes Moros > oh, you ~whore~, you did not just do that
Marcus Gord > i did
* Aylara v'Char strokes her prettier Jaguar
* Marcus Gord puts a toaster hood ornament on it > better?
Aylara v'Char > need two hood ornaments, it's got two forward stabilisers
Aylara v'Char > because it's minmatar and one stabiliser isn't enough xD
* Marcus Gord hits kyber with a cattleprod and ductapes him to the other stabiliser
Kybernetes Moros > oh, you ~whore~, you did not just do that
Marcus Gord > i did
* Aylara v'Char strokes her prettier Jaguar
<valion> The eve cluster is composed of a large number of cats. Several have wandered off.
Danila Vagilov > I had a point
Danila Vagilov > but
Danila Vagilov > it's too short :c
Watarigarasu Kawamura > It'll grow as your mature :p
Danila Vagilov > but
Danila Vagilov > it's too short :c
Watarigarasu Kawamura > It'll grow as your mature :p
Mac Knife > i just did the stupid thing of accepting a lvl4 kill mission LO
Mac Knife > :P
Mr Chrichton > boom?
Mac Knife > about 2 find out :)
Mac Knife > if u hear me scream u know the outcome :)
Mr Chrichton > lol
Ares Mentis > haha
Ares Mentis > bullox
Hellspawn01 > either you got owned or you got an orgazm for surviving it :P
Mr Chrichton > screaming either way
Mac Knife > :P
Mr Chrichton > boom?
Mac Knife > about 2 find out :)
Mac Knife > if u hear me scream u know the outcome :)
Mr Chrichton > lol
Ares Mentis > haha
Ares Mentis > bullox
Hellspawn01 > either you got owned or you got an orgazm for surviving it :P
Mr Chrichton > screaming either way