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<DigitalCommunist> DO I HAVE COMMUNIST WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
<Xharky> YES
<Levin> yes
<Xharky> YOU DO
G FLY > stfu pirat
Furp > STFU grammatical idiot.
G FLY > oo battlestars
Furp > You're making your English teachers cry at night, you know... Quite shameful.
G FLY > some type of fighting stars!
G FLY > so what the fuck is furp?
Furp > A furp is a furp is a furp is a furp is a furp is a... (ad nauseum)
G FLY > locky ur fukin ded
G FLY > dead like a furpy
Furp > ...Wha? You made no sense there...
G FLY > make sense when ur mom gives me change
Furp > And I request that you not swear at me. It makes the baby messiah cry.
G FLY > fucki fuck you fuckin
Furp > .... My god, the more you swear the less sense you make.
G FLY > stfu noob
Furp > Again, please don't swear at me. It offends my good sensabilities.
Furp > ...Much like bacon. Bacon is horribly evil stuff. It kills kittens, you know.
G FLY > ima declair war on youuuuuu
Furp > So?
Locky Thindromen > ROFL
Locky Thindromen > he says so :)
Furp > OH NOES! I SHALL ETERNALLY FLY IN TERROR OF THE IMPENDING STRIKE *smashsmashsmash* Darned caps locks key. Yes! I shall fly in eternal terror that you might pod me! I quake in fear, and I don't mean quake as in that ever so fun FPS game either! Ye...
G FLY > har!!!
G FLY > big gay pirat named furp
Furp > Oh the horrors of it all! What ever shall I do? I shall now cry my salty e-tears in my El Jay about this, angsting about this for all eternity!
G FLY > serves your right, my work here is doen
Furp > Perhaps I shall even cry at the horrors of this in the forums! Oh, I can see it now, "OMG, 1337 SPLOITER G FLY DEKLURD WOR ON MEEEE!"
G FLY > w3rd
Furp > Although perhaps in the future you should not assume on the gender of the people you're smacktalking to? It will dramatically increase your perceived intelligence quotent.
G FLY > where did you learn to type
G FLY > ?
G FLY > dude, ima like... light ur ass up
Locky Thindromen > i love it when you talk dirty
Theo|work > there is a can in there that says dread stuff
Insuperable > yeah, theres 3 cans
Insuperable > I cant open them
Dobbs > try a can opener
Rudlls > did anything ever happen with that huge D2 fleet that logged in fx?
Iseri Siminsor > they switched to WOW I heard
Deus Stark > Hello ladies
Kevin Kenobi > I'm no lady
Deus Stark > Well, where are the ladies then?
Flenoll Yrr > thsi is teh internet ...there are no ladies, just guys pretending to be one
Kevin Kenobi > the ccp player survey said that 5% of eve's player population is female
Kevin Kenobi > other 94% are men
Kevin Kenobi > 1% are confused
Kesper North: !jita innocence
Exploit: Your search for innocence yielded no result. Did you mean: science
Kesper North: YES.
Rhodin Lazarith > you know those little plastic flap things you put into a nice button up shirt?
Rhodin Lazarith > I so totally just superglued one to my hand by accident
Kriszz > hi guys
Shade Widow > /emote rubs Korthans head.
Korthan > /emote slaps Shade
Kriszz > /emote wonders what he's walked in on?
Shade Widow > Me and korthan were just love making.
Shade Widow > He likes to slap me.
Shade Widow > /emote smiles
Korthan > /emote vomits
Kriszz > whatever floats your boat, but get a room hey?
Shade Widow > Korthan wont buy us one.
Shade Widow > He always vomits us out of house and home.
Kriszz > you carry on like this and I'll buy you the room :)
Shade Widow > Sounds good.
Korthan > /emote violently strangles Shade
Cygnet Lythanea > Some things that would be common sense are avoided just because the game designers don't want them, and then make statements that in the far future people are too dumb to think up things like, oh, putting flack guns on thier battleships....
Phat Hoe > they need to fix 0.0 mechanics and shit
Xyclaw > it is working as intended
Phat Hoe > cause they fucked it all up with POS'
Cygnet Lythanea > I think that there are a great many things that need fixing, like the magical ability to shoot through allies without hurting them.
Dark Flare > Put a bible down your trousers. Walk round encouraging girls to "reach down and touch faith"
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