<Crucifier> ra have never exploited
Nocts > I am male, she is female. And yes, this means the pictures I sent you last night were fake. It was my mother you were fapping to.
<Comrade> ---##_+= minmatar , (=====[ amarr , C=OO|O) gallente , <=+ ""|| _- > caldari
Par'Gellen > drones in a domi or rattlesnake = pwnjuice squeezed from satan's underpants
Seven Koskanaiken > man if i die now it will make a funny lossmial
Muad 'dib > why are you hauling clowns?
Muad 'dib > why are you hauling clowns?
TheHermit > Hrr sir
Le Soltueur > o/
TheHermit > i understand you are the diplomat for Underworld
Le Soltueur > That's what they tell me. :-/
Le Soltueur > though to be honest, I don't recall ever being elected for this role.
TheHermit > im just curiouse as to who hired you to contract against esquires of questioanble intention sir
Le Soltueur > I think it was just cast upon me. Without any due consideration as to whether or not I'd actually make a good diplomat.
TheHermit > that sir is a shame,
Le Soltueur > Indeed.
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
TheHermit > i neither like or dislike them sir
Le Soltueur > I have a turtle I'm trying to get rid of. I've tried to flush it three times, but it just won't make it through the trap.
Le Soltueur > Little bastard is just a tad too big.
TheHermit > ahh teh unflushables
Le Soltueur > Horrible, isn't it?
Le Soltueur > I either need a smaller turtle or a larger trap.
TheHermit > never coem acoss the situation myself but i can imagine your plight
TheHermit > i woudl opt for smaller turtle sir
Le Soltueur > See..,. now that would make sense!
Le Soltueur > So... about that turtle..
TheHermit > but to the origional question sir, your recent decleration of war against the esquires
Le Soltueur > as I seem to need a smaller one for the trap..
Le Soltueur > would you take this larger one off my hands?
Le Soltueur > Hey... you scratch my back...
TheHermit > send him my way sir ill oblige
Le Soltueur > I won't itch anymore.
Le Soltueur > I guess, in a round about way, Herm.. you don't mind if I call you "Herm" do you?
TheHermit > not at all sir
Le Soltueur > I've got this thing about proper spelling, grammar, punctuation and suck.
Le Soltueur > such*.
Le Soltueur > See?
Le Soltueur > I get all worked up about that.
TheHermit > There is nothing wrong with correct grammar sir.
Le Soltueur > You're right! And more people should practice it. I mean -really- practice it.
Le Soltueur > I've seen so many dangling participles that it's rather embarassing to admit.
TheHermit > Agreed, there is nothing as furiating as seeing 'm8' and 'l8r' etc in converstaion.
Le Soltueur > I get furiated all the time.
Le Soltueur > Then I shave.
Le Soltueur > Speaking of which... I've been considering growing a full beard for the winter.
Le Soltueur > It gets so cold around here that a full beard would likely insulate my face from those damaging winds.
TheHermit > That sir is not a bad idea, if onyl work would permit me to.
Le Soltueur > Jamaica gets incredibly cold in the dead of winter. I may have to get a hat.
Le Soltueur > Do you like hats?
TheHermit > I try to wear mine as straight as possible
Le Soltueur > What kind of hat do you like to wear?
TheHermit > As a military man, only one kind of hat i wear sir. The good old British beret
Le Soltueur > There's nothing quite like a chapeau, my good man. It's... well... distinguishing.
Le Soltueur > Ah... a military man! Well done, lad, well done.
TheHermit > Thank you sir, and if one would permit, an answer to my question.
Le Soltueur > I abhore violence, mind you, as I'm a bit of a pacifist.
Le Soltueur > But still, I understand that it is required from time to time to solve problems.
Le Soltueur > Like trying to get a large turtle down a small trap.
Le Soltueur > Do you suppose a chainsaw would be too messy?
TheHermit > Whilst i admit my job has a certain amount of violence surrounding it. i feel it a necessary evil, With what would happen were we not to stand in its way.
Le Soltueur > I feel perhaps it would. Maybe I should just chisel the little bastard out of his shell... or perhaps a small explosive charge?
Le Soltueur > Too many decisions as a diplomat I'm afraid.
Le Soltueur > Thank you, though, for this enlightening conversation, young man. You are very polite for being in the miltary.
Le Soltueur > I must attend to this turtle as the little bugger is now trying to run away.
TheHermit > And i thank you sir, its not very often i have the opportunity to engage in a conversation of such high calibre
Le Soltueur > Fly safe, my friend!
TheHermit > but my question remains unresolved sir.
Le Soltueur > o7
Le Soltueur > o/
TheHermit > i understand you are the diplomat for Underworld
Le Soltueur > That's what they tell me. :-/
Le Soltueur > though to be honest, I don't recall ever being elected for this role.
TheHermit > im just curiouse as to who hired you to contract against esquires of questioanble intention sir
Le Soltueur > I think it was just cast upon me. Without any due consideration as to whether or not I'd actually make a good diplomat.
TheHermit > that sir is a shame,
Le Soltueur > Indeed.
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
TheHermit > i neither like or dislike them sir
Le Soltueur > I have a turtle I'm trying to get rid of. I've tried to flush it three times, but it just won't make it through the trap.
Le Soltueur > Little bastard is just a tad too big.
TheHermit > ahh teh unflushables
Le Soltueur > Horrible, isn't it?
Le Soltueur > I either need a smaller turtle or a larger trap.
TheHermit > never coem acoss the situation myself but i can imagine your plight
TheHermit > i woudl opt for smaller turtle sir
Le Soltueur > See..,. now that would make sense!
Le Soltueur > So... about that turtle..
TheHermit > but to the origional question sir, your recent decleration of war against the esquires
Le Soltueur > as I seem to need a smaller one for the trap..
Le Soltueur > would you take this larger one off my hands?
Le Soltueur > Hey... you scratch my back...
TheHermit > send him my way sir ill oblige
Le Soltueur > I won't itch anymore.
Le Soltueur > I guess, in a round about way, Herm.. you don't mind if I call you "Herm" do you?
TheHermit > not at all sir
Le Soltueur > I've got this thing about proper spelling, grammar, punctuation and suck.
Le Soltueur > such*.
Le Soltueur > See?
Le Soltueur > I get all worked up about that.
TheHermit > There is nothing wrong with correct grammar sir.
Le Soltueur > You're right! And more people should practice it. I mean -really- practice it.
Le Soltueur > I've seen so many dangling participles that it's rather embarassing to admit.
TheHermit > Agreed, there is nothing as furiating as seeing 'm8' and 'l8r' etc in converstaion.
Le Soltueur > I get furiated all the time.
Le Soltueur > Then I shave.
Le Soltueur > Speaking of which... I've been considering growing a full beard for the winter.
Le Soltueur > It gets so cold around here that a full beard would likely insulate my face from those damaging winds.
TheHermit > That sir is not a bad idea, if onyl work would permit me to.
Le Soltueur > Jamaica gets incredibly cold in the dead of winter. I may have to get a hat.
Le Soltueur > Do you like hats?
TheHermit > I try to wear mine as straight as possible
Le Soltueur > What kind of hat do you like to wear?
TheHermit > As a military man, only one kind of hat i wear sir. The good old British beret
Le Soltueur > There's nothing quite like a chapeau, my good man. It's... well... distinguishing.
Le Soltueur > Ah... a military man! Well done, lad, well done.
TheHermit > Thank you sir, and if one would permit, an answer to my question.
Le Soltueur > I abhore violence, mind you, as I'm a bit of a pacifist.
Le Soltueur > But still, I understand that it is required from time to time to solve problems.
Le Soltueur > Like trying to get a large turtle down a small trap.
Le Soltueur > Do you suppose a chainsaw would be too messy?
TheHermit > Whilst i admit my job has a certain amount of violence surrounding it. i feel it a necessary evil, With what would happen were we not to stand in its way.
Le Soltueur > I feel perhaps it would. Maybe I should just chisel the little bastard out of his shell... or perhaps a small explosive charge?
Le Soltueur > Too many decisions as a diplomat I'm afraid.
Le Soltueur > Thank you, though, for this enlightening conversation, young man. You are very polite for being in the miltary.
Le Soltueur > I must attend to this turtle as the little bugger is now trying to run away.
TheHermit > And i thank you sir, its not very often i have the opportunity to engage in a conversation of such high calibre
Le Soltueur > Fly safe, my friend!
TheHermit > but my question remains unresolved sir.
Le Soltueur > o7
Wrayeth > TBH, the other great thing about this ship is that I cross-trained Caldari on Korv so I can be one of those dual-boxing dicks with a falcon-shaped condom.
Dez Affinity > do you guys have any corpses?
Dez Affinity > i need 10 male corpses
Dez Affinity > i need 10 male corpses
EVE System > Subspace communication beacon unreachable. Channel list unavailable.
LinearBurn Aideron > sup
Devur > sup boi
Ochtulo Thon > Howdy
Devur > who the fuck are you?
Ochtulo Thon > WHO the fuck are YOU!
Devur > I'm DA WHO!
Devur > WHOOOO ARE YOU
Devur > WHO WHO WHO WHO
Ochtulo Thon > Nice Tengu Dvur...
Devur > Tengu?
Devur > whose Tengu lol
Ochtulo Thon > Have fun, and watch your back.
Devur > lol
Devur > lols cheetah
Devur > so uh
Devur > who was that guy? lol
Devur > he must have been like our voyeur
Devur > watching the gangbang going on in here
Devur > from afar covertly
LinearBurn Aideron > sup
Devur > sup boi
Ochtulo Thon > Howdy
Devur > who the fuck are you?
Ochtulo Thon > WHO the fuck are YOU!
Devur > I'm DA WHO!
Devur > WHOOOO ARE YOU
Devur > WHO WHO WHO WHO
Ochtulo Thon > Nice Tengu Dvur...
Devur > Tengu?
Devur > whose Tengu lol
Ochtulo Thon > Have fun, and watch your back.
Devur > lol
Devur > lols cheetah
Devur > so uh
Devur > who was that guy? lol
Devur > he must have been like our voyeur
Devur > watching the gangbang going on in here
Devur > from afar covertly
StarRanger > is there nothing happening within our alliance? its so damn quiet
Veerloth > I usually wake em up by threatening to start singing Carpenter songs
Lowkey Asgaurd > lol
Veerloth > They know I'm crazy enough to do it too
turquois > Why Do Birds Suddenly Appear........................
Katt Blanchard > i particularly like the one you sing about mahogany sideboards :P
Veerloth > /emote joins in
Veerloth > Everytime... you are near lalala
Lowkey Asgaurd > /emote puts in ear plugs
Anatolus Kaldar > hi @ all
Veerloth > o/
turquois > hiya nato
Katt Blanchard > o
Lowkey Asgaurd > o/
Anatolus Kaldar > i cant stay long i have to look for a new alliance
turquois > how come?
Anatolus Kaldar > bad taste in music
Veerloth > I usually wake em up by threatening to start singing Carpenter songs
Lowkey Asgaurd > lol
Veerloth > They know I'm crazy enough to do it too
turquois > Why Do Birds Suddenly Appear........................
Katt Blanchard > i particularly like the one you sing about mahogany sideboards :P
Veerloth > /emote joins in
Veerloth > Everytime... you are near lalala
Lowkey Asgaurd > /emote puts in ear plugs
Anatolus Kaldar > hi @ all
Veerloth > o/
turquois > hiya nato
Katt Blanchard > o
Lowkey Asgaurd > o/
Anatolus Kaldar > i cant stay long i have to look for a new alliance
turquois > how come?
Anatolus Kaldar > bad taste in music