Augin Soric > I was born naked and screaming in an explosion of blood.<br>I intend to die the same way.
* Felix Crusher is without words
* Felix Crusher is without words
Oakin > they do have pimping missions - i ferryed an exotic dancer across a system for an agent :)
xNashx > lol ive heard of transporting xrated holoreels
Iok Sototh > Pimping missions eh? I wonder if Hillary Clinton knows?
IcyFizzle > i want 3D pr0n
Aadahn > used to get that one fairly often.... agents, drugs sex and guns...
Kinran > XXX holoreels 4tw!!
Draziw Ehtbob > hmm... .I have some holoreels.... didn't check to see what the rating is...
Deryk Blacke > The big players make their own xxx holoreels. All it takes are 1000 homeless and a damsel . . . plus a handful of janitors to clean up afterwards.
xNashx > :o
Prospectre > Don't forget the marines...
Sleazy Cabbie > Yeah I'm sure the damsel appreciates being in a porn film with a bunch of homeless guys
xNashx > it doesnt get cleaned up
xNashx > no janitors
IcyFizzle > what do you think "toxic waste" really is??
Aadahn > sleazy, why do you think she spends all her time in a brothel?
xNashx > lol ive heard of transporting xrated holoreels
Iok Sototh > Pimping missions eh? I wonder if Hillary Clinton knows?
IcyFizzle > i want 3D pr0n
Aadahn > used to get that one fairly often.... agents, drugs sex and guns...
Kinran > XXX holoreels 4tw!!
Draziw Ehtbob > hmm... .I have some holoreels.... didn't check to see what the rating is...
Deryk Blacke > The big players make their own xxx holoreels. All it takes are 1000 homeless and a damsel . . . plus a handful of janitors to clean up afterwards.
xNashx > :o
Prospectre > Don't forget the marines...
Sleazy Cabbie > Yeah I'm sure the damsel appreciates being in a porn film with a bunch of homeless guys
xNashx > it doesnt get cleaned up
xNashx > no janitors
IcyFizzle > what do you think "toxic waste" really is??
Aadahn > sleazy, why do you think she spends all her time in a brothel?
Jacob Siven > keep it mildly pg13
rockerguy > hehe
Prinzka > that only means that we can still do it as long as people's parents are here :P
Jacob Siven > O.o
Cpt Max > thats sick :p
Jacob Siven > LMAO
Prinzka > no "do it"
Prinzka > sjeesh :P
rockerguy > hehe
Prinzka > that only means that we can still do it as long as people's parents are here :P
Jacob Siven > O.o
Cpt Max > thats sick :p
Jacob Siven > LMAO
Prinzka > no "do it"
Prinzka > sjeesh :P
Zaheva > chaps newb pirate question ... when u pick-up a corpse WTF do u do with it ??
Mysi > save it for the colletion :)
Terraunit > left klikk
Terraunit > scop to cargo bay
Zaheva > u morbid fcukers lol
Shikaku > invite your corpmates to a bbq
EquitaS > lol
Zaheva > lol nice 1 shik i'll have a kidney
Mysi > save it for the colletion :)
Terraunit > left klikk
Terraunit > scop to cargo bay
Zaheva > u morbid fcukers lol
Shikaku > invite your corpmates to a bbq
EquitaS > lol
Zaheva > lol nice 1 shik i'll have a kidney
<splintercellxxx> whatsa fleshlight ?
<splintercellxxx> dildo ?
<wizzard66> better
<Throdax|Work> omg
<Ashrah> male version of a dildo
<Throdax|Work> goggle it
<wizzard66> its like a vagina without a woman attached to it
<Ashrah> use google
<splintercellxxx> lolz
<Throdax|Work> all the advantages of a woman without the complications :P
<splintercellxxx> im not gonna google stuff thats nsfw :+
<wizzard66> aka, it wont whine for food/money/credit cards/ attention/flowers/kids/whatever but just to be cleaned out once in a while
<wizzard66> its very sfw, but you have to use it under the desk in a meeting
<wizzard66> like your secretary
<Throdax|Work> the cleaning is optional
<wizzard66> no, the secretary has to been cleaned afterwards thro
<wizzard66> ah wait.. the fleshlight
<wizzard66> sometimes it feels better when its getting sticky
* wizzard66 wnders if thats the case with the secretary too
* Throdax|Work nods
* wizzard66 realises that the other bosses would askk after a week if they work in a fish selling store
<Throdax|Work> wash it first
<splintercellxxx> dudes lolz
<wizzard66> wash the bosses?
<wizzard66> ive got more work thro, cant do taht
<Throdax|Work> well you could wash the bosses, I bet they would like, but that is besides the point
* wizzard66 hints splinter, that this is the normal thro-wizz conversation type
<wizzard66> besides what point?
<Throdax|Work> the fleshlight point
<Throdax|Work> or cavaty
<wizzard66> i never use the point
<wizzard66> i use the opening
<wizzard66> its somethig.. portugesian, yes?
<Throdax|Work> I did say cavaty
<wizzard66> well you could easily share them then, you use the point, me use the opening
<wizzard66> cheap and fun
<Throdax|Work> is that like a DP?
<wizzard66> DP
<wizzard66> like
<wizzard66> deep purple?
<Throdax|Work> double penetration
<Vittoros> wtf
<Vittoros> that's one backlog i best read
<splintercellxxx> dildo ?
<wizzard66> better
<Throdax|Work> omg
<Ashrah> male version of a dildo
<Throdax|Work> goggle it
<wizzard66> its like a vagina without a woman attached to it
<Ashrah> use google
<splintercellxxx> lolz
<Throdax|Work> all the advantages of a woman without the complications :P
<splintercellxxx> im not gonna google stuff thats nsfw :+
<wizzard66> aka, it wont whine for food/money/credit cards/ attention/flowers/kids/whatever but just to be cleaned out once in a while
<wizzard66> its very sfw, but you have to use it under the desk in a meeting
<wizzard66> like your secretary
<Throdax|Work> the cleaning is optional
<wizzard66> no, the secretary has to been cleaned afterwards thro
<wizzard66> ah wait.. the fleshlight
<wizzard66> sometimes it feels better when its getting sticky
* wizzard66 wnders if thats the case with the secretary too
* Throdax|Work nods
* wizzard66 realises that the other bosses would askk after a week if they work in a fish selling store
<Throdax|Work> wash it first
<splintercellxxx> dudes lolz
<wizzard66> wash the bosses?
<wizzard66> ive got more work thro, cant do taht
<Throdax|Work> well you could wash the bosses, I bet they would like, but that is besides the point
* wizzard66 hints splinter, that this is the normal thro-wizz conversation type
<wizzard66> besides what point?
<Throdax|Work> the fleshlight point
<Throdax|Work> or cavaty
<wizzard66> i never use the point
<wizzard66> i use the opening
<wizzard66> its somethig.. portugesian, yes?
<Throdax|Work> I did say cavaty
<wizzard66> well you could easily share them then, you use the point, me use the opening
<wizzard66> cheap and fun
<Throdax|Work> is that like a DP?
<wizzard66> DP
<wizzard66> like
<wizzard66> deep purple?
<Throdax|Work> double penetration
<Vittoros> wtf
<Vittoros> that's one backlog i best read
lobok > im homosexual, i hope you guys are ok with that
lobok > Mental note: Never let your account be online without watcihng at DJ's computer
lobok > Mental note: Never let your account be online without watcihng at DJ's computer
Disanized > If I only could insure my implants...
Fleh > lol
Saskia Valerious > yeah with a boob job like yours I'd want insurance on it too
Omak Topal > LOL
Fleh > lol
Saskia Valerious > yeah with a boob job like yours I'd want insurance on it too
Omak Topal > LOL
Rathroc > uhhh why are you mining veldspar lipot?
JamesHowlett > ...
Lipot > everything else is to far from my can...
JamesHowlett > ...
Lipot > everything else is to far from my can...
Jim Raynor > if i was a girl and i met kayo and looked at his computer id run out the door screaming for my life
Jim Raynor > then i would call the DCFS
Andrea Jaruwalski > i'd be afraid to wake up with cat ears glued to my head..
Andrea Jaruwalski > Well good morning there honey
Andrea Jaruwalski > I put you a nice bowl of milk there
Jim Raynor > then i would call the DCFS
Andrea Jaruwalski > i'd be afraid to wake up with cat ears glued to my head..
Andrea Jaruwalski > Well good morning there honey
Andrea Jaruwalski > I put you a nice bowl of milk there
BorisHotch > you know the miners from chile?
Canonteign > the 30-odd guys stuck 750m undeground?
BorisHotch > yep
Canonteign > they should just shout "we've found oil" and BP will have them out of there tomorrow
Canonteign > the 30-odd guys stuck 750m undeground?
BorisHotch > yep
Canonteign > they should just shout "we've found oil" and BP will have them out of there tomorrow