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Pimp Cane > alassra's voice gives me a major stiffy
01Shady10 > which way is it pointing
Pimp Cane > up, obviously
Cezzario > Dear CCP, I think you should hold a special olympics. If you do I belive my drones have a chance at winning because they are retarded
Galleim Hartook > while we're on spoilers, Vader is Luke's dad.
Druadan > yes! that reminds me... when we went to see Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, we got in for a 6pm showing while everyone was lunching about after work.
Druadan > so when we came out there was this massive queue, four people wide, of folk being fed into the various cinematoriums showing the film.
Druadan > as we walked by them to get out, I turn to one of my mates and say, as loud as possible, "I can't believe Darth Vader was Indy's dad!"
Amia Valiente > a cinematorium... is that like a crematorium?
Druadan > yeah, but it's air conditioned... and there's no fire. I just didn't think auditorium accurately described the big room you sit in to watch a movie.
Michus Danether > they should make cinemas that are a combination of cinematorium and crematorium, so people sit there and watch the movie, and then you burn them.
Kal Omen > they already did that, and they called it the holocaust.
Druadan > when the surviving movie-goers end up running the Wall Street Journal and the national banks, I'll be more inclined to believe you.
Michus Danether > actually they did already do my idea; they called it The Happening, by M. Knight Shyamalan
Troubadour > Finally. A goon that isn't spewing venom. Unbiased and realistic overview of the battle/situation without all of the ego-plugging and immaturity. Thank you for this post sir. Make yourself rub off on some of your comrades.
Telefishopolis > I rub one off on my comrades pretty frequently but it doesn't seem to help :(
Dirtball > you slaughtering some 3fa there cal
Leno > kiling 3rd frong is as easy as shaving my balls
Dirtball > speak for yourself it takes 3 mexican ladies 4 hours every thursday to shave my balls
jorrel1 > any 1 round here selling a dread ?
Selene Fenestre > naw.. only my sister
jorrel1 > how much is she
Selene Fenestre > 4 camels
Arrell > I'll give you 3 and a turnip
Selene Fenestre > you drive a hard bargain
jorrel1 > 3 camels and 2 turneps
Selene Fenestre > well id better show you what she looks like first, before your bids get too high...
Selene Fenestre > <url=showinfo:1379//465739014>Seleene</url>
Selene Fenestre > our mum was very unimaginative with names
jorrel1 > fine
jorrel1 > then 3 camels and halfe a turnep
Selene Fenestre > SOLD! To the man on the left with the trilby
Arrell > How much for you?
Selene Fenestre > i sell for one Machariel
Arrell > Cock tease
Ly'sol > Personally Im tend to hate anything bigger and stronger than me. Hince I lost approx. 27 ibises, 12 condors, 5 crows, 1 raptor, 1 merlin, 1 crow, and a badger due to me attacking a Lai Dai space station.
Test Ctrl > amarrians act so...intellegent
Jacob Etienne > i think all the bling nailed into your heads has affected your brains.
Brujo Loco > No we act natural, to you thats intelligence, quite a different thing
<Horatio> hmm is it still super lag tastic or do i have to go slap my housemate for downloading movies
<ubi> i bet he's dlding gay porn
<gota> or rather, uploading it
<Horatio> yeah i've sorted it out, she's uploading @ 50kbs so i put a 10kbs limit on her pc
<gota> see how right i was
<Bizarre> is she hot Horatio?
<Horatio> she's a lesbian
<Horatio> so i've asked her to make sure she puts a copy on my shared drive of all that lesbian porn
<ubi> answer the question Horatio
<ubi> is she hot ?
<Horatio> yes
<Bizarre> POST PICS
<Horatio> no
<Bizarre> why not?
<Bizarre> ask her
<Bizarre> maybe she wont mind
<Horatio> cause she's reading what your asking
<Bizarre> tell her Bella is also al esbian
<Bizarre> lesbian even
<Horatio> her exact words are "that bizarre is a freak"
<Threevenge> Mockery, the real question is: Do you know yourself? *ponders*
<~Tempest3K> well, I don't know me
<~Tempest3K> so does anyone know themself?
<+Iris> i don't
<%Tim> no
<Pugg> i know myself every night
<Pugg> um...
<Pugg> nm... i didnt just say that
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