Letava > o/
Letava > you lost your domi?
Olixia Castitatis > Yeah. :(
Olixia Castitatis > cockyness - killer of many a pirate.
Olixia Castitatis > I thought I could tank an 8 man gank squad long enough to finish off one of their ships.
TrouserDeagle > err.
Olixia Castitatis > I couldn't.
TrouserDeagle > hah.
Letava > you lost your domi?
Olixia Castitatis > Yeah. :(
Olixia Castitatis > cockyness - killer of many a pirate.
Olixia Castitatis > I thought I could tank an 8 man gank squad long enough to finish off one of their ships.
TrouserDeagle > err.
Olixia Castitatis > I couldn't.
TrouserDeagle > hah.
RayTruz > Anyone know where POSes are in j1au?
Ocara Nezus > Try the moons
Ocara Nezus > Try the moons
Tristan Acoma > Ask me about my attention deficit disorder. Or a dog. Or my freighter. I have a Loki. Do you like Quaffe? Hi!
Gavjack Bunk > Unfortunately my home isn't compatible with other things that have minds of their own
Gavjack Bunk > So basically that limits my company to females only
Dan O'Connor > i see =D
Gavjack Bunk > As you can tell, she's not reading my screen at this moment
Gavjack Bunk > But I would
Gavjack Bunk > Be wise
Kayne Darklight > i was wondering...
Gavjack Bunk > to make a lof text
Gavjack Bunk > to scroll that off
Gavjack Bunk > before she
Gavjack Bunk > does
Kayne Darklight > she ever visit omgrawr?
Gavjack Bunk > not
Gavjack Bunk > if
Gavjack Bunk > I scroll
Gavjack Bunk > that off
Gavjack Bunk > as well
Gavjack Bunk > So basically that limits my company to females only
Dan O'Connor > i see =D
Gavjack Bunk > As you can tell, she's not reading my screen at this moment
Gavjack Bunk > But I would
Gavjack Bunk > Be wise
Kayne Darklight > i was wondering...
Gavjack Bunk > to make a lof text
Gavjack Bunk > to scroll that off
Gavjack Bunk > before she
Gavjack Bunk > does
Kayne Darklight > she ever visit omgrawr?
Gavjack Bunk > not
Gavjack Bunk > if
Gavjack Bunk > I scroll
Gavjack Bunk > that off
Gavjack Bunk > as well
* Vladimir Ramanov moons reachok on his way past
Par'Gellen > omg all the nudity!!!
Reachok > at the speeds we passed, he left a 2.5 au ass streak in space
Vladimir Ramanov > got to be a record :)
Kronic Offender > ( )o( )--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ( )o( )
Vladimir Ramanov > and you thought that streak behind my ship was the engine exhaust
Par'Gellen > omg all the nudity!!!
Reachok > at the speeds we passed, he left a 2.5 au ass streak in space
Vladimir Ramanov > got to be a record :)
Kronic Offender > ( )o( )--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ( )o( )
Vladimir Ramanov > and you thought that streak behind my ship was the engine exhaust
Super Monkey: Argh, I demand that you type out replies that are equal in length or greater than what I type.
Dacon: No.
Dacon: No.
Aileen Kismet > The only time I get lag like that is when I accidentally run into something 20 times bigger than myself.
Aileen Kismet > Like a carrier...or 12 battleships.
Aileen Kismet > ...Or Jita.
Aileen Kismet > Like a carrier...or 12 battleships.
Aileen Kismet > ...Or Jita.
Tanner Caligiari > Dude you haven't said anything in days to anyone.
Shexy Mole > im just afk alot
Shexy Mole > aand i forget to look in the channel sometimes
Shexy Mole > corpies require alot of attention
Tanner Caligiari > n00bs
Shexy Mole > but i havent really bin here last couple days
Shexy Mole > my baby brother was born on fridaynight
Shexy Mole > bin alot of fuss
Tanner Caligiari > Baby broither?
Shexy Mole > well step baby brother
Tanner Caligiari > Didn't know your mum was preggers
Shexy Mole > my dad
Shexy Mole > well not preggers
Tanner Caligiari > Your dad was pregnant?
Tanner Caligiari > Holy shit!
Shexy Mole > lol
Shexy Mole > he just wont stop phunking em out
Tanner Caligiari > He needs to do what I did.
Shexy Mole > snip snip
Tanner Caligiari > /emote winces.
Shexy Mole > i have told him he needs to
Tanner Caligiari > yeah. Been there, done that.
Shexy Mole > 5 kids is to many
Shexy Mole > were overpopulted as it is
Tanner Caligiari > You really have to trust someone with a 5 inch needle coming towards your scortum.
Tanner Caligiari > scrotum even
Shexy Mole > lol
Shexy Mole > fuck that
Tanner Caligiari > Then when you see smoke and smell burning skin towards your groin, you might want to cry.
Lisanna Tourla > under the circumstances I think I'd rather get very close to a high powered source of radiation
Tanner Caligiari > There is a positive side to it though.
Shexy Mole > yup like no kids
Tanner Caligiari > Better
MugsyBalone > No guilty feeling when you jerk off?
Tanner Caligiari > Better
Tanner Caligiari > cumshots like a porn dude.
Lisanna Tourla > the things you learn by being in this channel
MugsyBalone > Ok, and I thought I was taking it too far.
MugsyBalone > Way to raise the bar, TC.
Shexy Mole > lol really, im wondering why
Tanner Caligiari > Who knows.
Lisanna Tourla > hurrah
Lisanna Tourla > back to positive sec status
Lisanna Tourla > at this rate the next op will leave me above -2
MugsyBalone > Moving swiftly on there from Tanner's balls.
Tanner Caligiari > That's the most attention they've received in months.
Lisanna Tourla > DAMNIT MUGSY
Lisanna Tourla > WE WERE ALMOST CLEAR
Shexy Mole > im just afk alot
Shexy Mole > aand i forget to look in the channel sometimes
Shexy Mole > corpies require alot of attention
Tanner Caligiari > n00bs
Shexy Mole > but i havent really bin here last couple days
Shexy Mole > my baby brother was born on fridaynight
Shexy Mole > bin alot of fuss
Tanner Caligiari > Baby broither?
Shexy Mole > well step baby brother
Tanner Caligiari > Didn't know your mum was preggers
Shexy Mole > my dad
Shexy Mole > well not preggers
Tanner Caligiari > Your dad was pregnant?
Tanner Caligiari > Holy shit!
Shexy Mole > lol
Shexy Mole > he just wont stop phunking em out
Tanner Caligiari > He needs to do what I did.
Shexy Mole > snip snip
Tanner Caligiari > /emote winces.
Shexy Mole > i have told him he needs to
Tanner Caligiari > yeah. Been there, done that.
Shexy Mole > 5 kids is to many
Shexy Mole > were overpopulted as it is
Tanner Caligiari > You really have to trust someone with a 5 inch needle coming towards your scortum.
Tanner Caligiari > scrotum even
Shexy Mole > lol
Shexy Mole > fuck that
Tanner Caligiari > Then when you see smoke and smell burning skin towards your groin, you might want to cry.
Lisanna Tourla > under the circumstances I think I'd rather get very close to a high powered source of radiation
Tanner Caligiari > There is a positive side to it though.
Shexy Mole > yup like no kids
Tanner Caligiari > Better
MugsyBalone > No guilty feeling when you jerk off?
Tanner Caligiari > Better
Tanner Caligiari > cumshots like a porn dude.
Lisanna Tourla > the things you learn by being in this channel
MugsyBalone > Ok, and I thought I was taking it too far.
MugsyBalone > Way to raise the bar, TC.
Shexy Mole > lol really, im wondering why
Tanner Caligiari > Who knows.
Lisanna Tourla > hurrah
Lisanna Tourla > back to positive sec status
Lisanna Tourla > at this rate the next op will leave me above -2
MugsyBalone > Moving swiftly on there from Tanner's balls.
Tanner Caligiari > That's the most attention they've received in months.
Lisanna Tourla > DAMNIT MUGSY
Lisanna Tourla > WE WERE ALMOST CLEAR
daggonoth > i just found a rottweiler in my room O.o
Elethe > Under the bed?
Sol Diablo > rofl
Elethe > I mean, man, those are big dogs
Susurrus > weird hope its friendly
Omegaice > lol
daggonoth > no behind the chair
Kalazar > O.o how the fuck do you FIND a rottwieler in your room?
Vahn Blade > is he magic?
Sol Diablo > haha
daggonoth > ive got 2 of em but this one snuk under the door
Omegaice > under the door,how high is the door?
daggonoth > about 2 cm O.o
Kalazar > "I found Jesus! He was hiding behind the sofa all the time!"
Omegaice > =O
Alurial Kenvara > NOO
Omegaice > squashed dog
Susurrus > you a smurf or something?
daggonoth > yep im a smurf with mini rotweilers and mini pc
daggonoth > and mini eve!
Susurrus > cool :]
Elethe > Under the bed?
Sol Diablo > rofl
Elethe > I mean, man, those are big dogs
Susurrus > weird hope its friendly
Omegaice > lol
daggonoth > no behind the chair
Kalazar > O.o how the fuck do you FIND a rottwieler in your room?
Vahn Blade > is he magic?
Sol Diablo > haha
daggonoth > ive got 2 of em but this one snuk under the door
Omegaice > under the door,how high is the door?
daggonoth > about 2 cm O.o
Kalazar > "I found Jesus! He was hiding behind the sofa all the time!"
Omegaice > =O
Alurial Kenvara > NOO
Omegaice > squashed dog
Susurrus > you a smurf or something?
daggonoth > yep im a smurf with mini rotweilers and mini pc
daggonoth > and mini eve!
Susurrus > cool :]
EatsBabies KittenStapler > The other night, i got really stoned, installed EVE, and made an account an character. I just remembered about it and logged on, but i have NO IDEA how to play this game. Anyone want to help me out?