Ly'sol > Kyoko, its called profaganda
Some Belated Holiday Spirit from Sq Sqeakums:
'Twas the night before Evemas, when all through the system
Not a pirate was stirring, not even a rat;
The haulers were docked by the pleasue hub with care,
In hopes that Gallante females soon would be there;
NORAD was nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Quafe danced in their heads;
And I in my 'kerchief, and Seraph in his cap,
Had just jumped to his safe-spot for a quick nap,
When up on the screen there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Restoring the window I flew like a flash,
Checking the scanners to avoid any clash.
The seventh moon which was all a-glow
Gave the luster of trit to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature rifter and eight tiny drone-deer,
With a little old pilot, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Concord.
More rapid than Ravens his drones they came,
And on local he shouted and called them by name;
"Now Badger! now, Badger! now, Badger and Badger!
On, Badger! on, Badger! on, Mushroom and Mushroom!
To the top of the billbard! to the station wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
As newbies before that before the guardians fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, straight through it they fly,
So up to the station-top the drones they flew,
With the rifter full of mins, and St. Concord too.
And then, in a twinkling, I saw on my scanners
The nearing and locking of each little drone.
As I tapped my engines, and was turning around,
Into my sight St. Concord warped with a bound.
He was dressed like a Caldari, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
A bundle of items he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a dealer just opening his pack.
His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard on his chin was as white as the snow;
The stump of a pipe he held in his teeth,
And the smole it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook, when he laughed like a secure can full of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when me/ laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled my cargo hold then turned with a jerk,
And tapping his engines, steady as he goes,
And giving a nod, up his rifter rose;
He set his destination, to his drones gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him on local, ere he warped out of sight,
"Happy Evemas to all, and to all a good night!
'Twas the night before Evemas, when all through the system
Not a pirate was stirring, not even a rat;
The haulers were docked by the pleasue hub with care,
In hopes that Gallante females soon would be there;
NORAD was nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Quafe danced in their heads;
And I in my 'kerchief, and Seraph in his cap,
Had just jumped to his safe-spot for a quick nap,
When up on the screen there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Restoring the window I flew like a flash,
Checking the scanners to avoid any clash.
The seventh moon which was all a-glow
Gave the luster of trit to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature rifter and eight tiny drone-deer,
With a little old pilot, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Concord.
More rapid than Ravens his drones they came,
And on local he shouted and called them by name;
"Now Badger! now, Badger! now, Badger and Badger!
On, Badger! on, Badger! on, Mushroom and Mushroom!
To the top of the billbard! to the station wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
As newbies before that before the guardians fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, straight through it they fly,
So up to the station-top the drones they flew,
With the rifter full of mins, and St. Concord too.
And then, in a twinkling, I saw on my scanners
The nearing and locking of each little drone.
As I tapped my engines, and was turning around,
Into my sight St. Concord warped with a bound.
He was dressed like a Caldari, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
A bundle of items he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a dealer just opening his pack.
His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard on his chin was as white as the snow;
The stump of a pipe he held in his teeth,
And the smole it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook, when he laughed like a secure can full of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when me/ laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled my cargo hold then turned with a jerk,
And tapping his engines, steady as he goes,
And giving a nod, up his rifter rose;
He set his destination, to his drones gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him on local, ere he warped out of sight,
"Happy Evemas to all, and to all a good night!
shangpo: i think something is wrong.... the first thing I used to do when i got home was to boot up eve... now the first thing I do is go to Kugu :/
Zorduk: lol
mjed mazga: addiction to EVE usually rotates the form in which it manifests itself, shangpo
mjed mazga: you just have evekuguitis right now. you'll become immune to it eventually
Kesper North: eventually you will get Logoffski's Disease, which is fatal
mjed mazga: usually fatal unless you treat it with WoTobiotics
Kesper North: or HoNeopathic therapy
Zorduk: lol
mjed mazga: addiction to EVE usually rotates the form in which it manifests itself, shangpo
mjed mazga: you just have evekuguitis right now. you'll become immune to it eventually
Kesper North: eventually you will get Logoffski's Disease, which is fatal
mjed mazga: usually fatal unless you treat it with WoTobiotics
Kesper North: or HoNeopathic therapy
Tenaj > couple of nights ago i was in hysterics.....
Tenaj > stole this guys giant secure and put it onthe market
Tenaj > he bought it back, undocked and went back to the belt
Tenaj > so i took the can back again ;)
Tenaj > He said i must be hacking the game or something
Tenaj > clueless....
Tenaj > stole this guys giant secure and put it onthe market
Tenaj > he bought it back, undocked and went back to the belt
Tenaj > so i took the can back again ;)
Tenaj > He said i must be hacking the game or something
Tenaj > clueless....
Mortix > what are requirements to join?
Shikaku > 1 mil sp's, a ship and massive balls
Mortix > massive balls figuratively or literally? Cause I may be in trouble.
Shikaku > well tennisball size approx
Shikaku > golfball size are accepted as well
Shikaku > 1 mil sp's, a ship and massive balls
Mortix > massive balls figuratively or literally? Cause I may be in trouble.
Shikaku > well tennisball size approx
Shikaku > golfball size are accepted as well
Monster Energy1 > why r u locking me
Deimos Barret > bend over i'll show you
Deimos Barret > bend over i'll show you
<moocifer> well China wasn't always communist
<Seiver_Damross> na it used to be poor
<Seiver_Damross> na it used to be poor
Icarus100 > FUCK YOU WMP
Icarus100 > stop playing fucking stone temple pilots
Edith Knighter > lol
Edith Knighter > I'm using Windows Media Player 10
Icarus100 > god knows what version I'm using
Edith Knighter > :) I guess winamp works better =/
Icarus100 > yeah,, I just use that to watch pron
Icarus100 > so not using it for music
Icarus100 > incase I have the speakers on
Icarus100 > stop playing fucking stone temple pilots
Edith Knighter > lol
Edith Knighter > I'm using Windows Media Player 10
Icarus100 > god knows what version I'm using
Edith Knighter > :) I guess winamp works better =/
Icarus100 > yeah,, I just use that to watch pron
Icarus100 > so not using it for music
Icarus100 > incase I have the speakers on
SenshiMaru > "No, officer, my speech isn't slurred; I'm just talking in cursive."
ForeverKnight > so I tried out battlefront II today
kottin > is it better then the first
ForeverKnight > Yes, I still wouldn't give 10 bucks for it
Ratzap > Heh, that good
ForeverKnight > but it is better =)
ForeverKnight > its just a Battlefield 1942 clone
Shiboline M'Ress > whats batlle front?
ForeverKnight > with worse combat
ForeverKnight > Star Wars
Shiboline M'Ress > a kk... me prefers unreal... cant wait till the 2007 edition
ForeverKnight > Basically, lucasarts attempt at a Battlefield 1942 game set in the star wars universe
ForeverKnight > They failed miserably
Ratzap > They're good at that
ForeverKnight > no wonder George Lucas fired most of the staff there =)
Shiboline M'Ress > lol
Ratzap > Rebel Assault - the prosecution rests
ForeverKnight > the fact that SWKOTOR was the first star wars game in ages to sell really well and the fact that it wasn't made by lucasarts was a wakeup and smell the coffee bell
Shiboline M'Ress > kotor was very nice
Ratzap > What do you expect from the bastards that gave the world Jarjar binks
Heratio > ;pp
Ratzap > mesa gonna puke luke
Shiboline M'Ress > o c'mon jarjar was cute ')
ForeverKnight > jarjar was an extremely bad attempt at a comic relief
ForeverKnight > if you want comic relief go for a Duke Nukem character =)
kottin > is it better then the first
ForeverKnight > Yes, I still wouldn't give 10 bucks for it
Ratzap > Heh, that good
ForeverKnight > but it is better =)
ForeverKnight > its just a Battlefield 1942 clone
Shiboline M'Ress > whats batlle front?
ForeverKnight > with worse combat
ForeverKnight > Star Wars
Shiboline M'Ress > a kk... me prefers unreal... cant wait till the 2007 edition
ForeverKnight > Basically, lucasarts attempt at a Battlefield 1942 game set in the star wars universe
ForeverKnight > They failed miserably
Ratzap > They're good at that
ForeverKnight > no wonder George Lucas fired most of the staff there =)
Shiboline M'Ress > lol
Ratzap > Rebel Assault - the prosecution rests
ForeverKnight > the fact that SWKOTOR was the first star wars game in ages to sell really well and the fact that it wasn't made by lucasarts was a wakeup and smell the coffee bell
Shiboline M'Ress > kotor was very nice
Ratzap > What do you expect from the bastards that gave the world Jarjar binks
Heratio > ;pp
Ratzap > mesa gonna puke luke
Shiboline M'Ress > o c'mon jarjar was cute ')
ForeverKnight > jarjar was an extremely bad attempt at a comic relief
ForeverKnight > if you want comic relief go for a Duke Nukem character =)