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Onyxalia La'fiette > can you get on vent?
Vocthar > yea soon as student rolls up his window i will
Onyxalia La'fiette > okie doke
Vocthar > hes smokin and my truck and one next to me runnin
Onyxalia La'fiette > are you playin eve in a car?
Vocthar > lol
Merc504 > cause that sentance made sence
Vocthar > no semi-truck
Onyxalia La'fiette > oh
Merc504 > o.O
Onyxalia La'fiette > are you a truck driver?
Vocthar > yea im a truck driver
Merc504 > hardcore right there
Onyxalia La'fiette > awesome
Vocthar > i am also a career advisor
Vocthar > i train peeps in the world of trucks
Onyxalia La'fiette > youre playin eve in a fkn 14 wheeler...thats badass
Vocthar > LOL
Vocthar > 18wheeler
Onyxalia La'fiette > whichever
Onyxalia La'fiette > still badass
Vocthar > thnx
Ronistar > can it cloak?
Onyxalia La'fiette > dont thank me, youre the fucker with the career choice
Onyxalia La'fiette > LOL
Vocthar > omg wouldnt that be epic
Onyxalia La'fiette > can it cloak...
Onyxalia La'fiette > that would be fkn sweet
Ronistar > ooh highway patrol.. zoomp..cloaky
Vocthar > evade them police at the weigh stations
Vocthar > sneak right on by
Onyxalia La'fiette > would suck if someone didnt see you and alpha'd you in their truck though
Ronistar > I never see a weigh station open
Vocthar > lol
Ronistar > I think they're works of fiction or like ancient ruins
Kasumi Narita > talwar gank jumping from YMJ
Kasumi Narita > mostly capsules
Zo5o > I have been keeping and saving any and all spiders I find running around my house.
Zo5o > I keep them alive in little tupperware containers and drop in crickets or whatever random feeder bugs I find at the local petsmart.
Zo5o > Anyway.
Zo5o > I have recently erected a spider battle arena out of cardboard and sugar cubes.
Zo5o > I have about 22 spiders in surplus and plan to make them do 1v1 combat in an epic tournament.
Zo5o > The loser is devoured by the winner and the winner becomes stronger as a result.
Zo5o > He then lives on to do battle against the next opponent.
Zo5o > Whichever spider is left standing after the other 21 have died will go onto the final round.
Zo5o > There is a preying mantis I bought at the vivarium named Charley.
Zo5o > The final spider gladiator will do battle with Charley the mantis.
Zo5o > If the spider actually manages to defeat Charley
Zo5o > he will be declared the King of Spider Land and flushed down the toilet afterwards.
Minerva Vulcan > Corp mate is smashed and talking about robot cowboys fighting ninja Jedi.
Gerald Mitchell > Girl is FBI agent attempting to entrap you.
Kalsoria Tsutola > yo dawg, have a seat right over there
zakeal > only if ur a pedo
Gerald Mitchell > "Hi, I'm a girl and I'm new to this game.. I'm only 14, but I have plenty of nude pictures I'd be willing to send you for over 9000 isk."
kekk00 Pbreak > she says she will show her tits if i send her 1 billion.. should i do it?
Glitch Lampshade > lol
Kalsoria Tsutola > suuuure go ahead
Glitch Lampshade > i bet she doesnt fit in a minor tho
Kalsoria Tsutola > prepare to get v&
Molinator Agnon > what attributes would Cooking fall under? memory and will power?
Kalsoria Tsutola > only in dodixie local.....
Gerald Mitchell > Molinator: Who cares?
Skin Miner > Hmmm
Molinator Agnon > Gerald: I CLEARLY DO.
Skin Miner > I'd say Memory and Perception?
Gerald Mitchell > You going to train it?
Gerald Mitchell > Perception ...
Molinator Agnon > Maybe I will, maybe I won't.
Prismaa > hrr
Gerald Mitchell > Bitch should be able to tell if she's burning my sandwich or not.
Molinator Agnon > Maybe I have a collection of aprons ready.
Gerald Mitchell > And that my sandwich shouldn't be in the oven anyway
Skin Miner > You don't want a toasted sub?
Havegun Willtravel > it's a leadershp skill. you get your slaves and minions to do it for you
kekk00 Pbreak > molinator, nice picture.. you look very serious ;)
Molinator Agnon > I am very serious.
Gerald Mitchell > Internet pixels are serious business.
Molinator Agnon > and so is internet space cooking.
Jiremjahu Menasseh > Gotta go afk - need some fags. I'll be back in 10-15mins
Sin Stylejr > someone really needs to inform him that not all nonamerican terms are so good to use lol
LeGlt > Any chance anyone is entering the Warcraft European PvP Arena Tournament?
Verone > I'd rather cut off my penis with a rusty bread knife.
<Izuru_Hishido> children just don't make that 'baaa' noise that I find so goddamn erotic in the middle of the night
jackk O'neil > why lock me???
Shinoobie > its valentines
Shinoobie > your so lockable
Ryuki : no Karn, unlike girls, wearing sexy undies will not help you turn on members of the opposite sex.
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