idolmicko > was talkin to a friend of mine last night. He's a prison guard...a con asked him why he's so fat...
idolmicko > he turned around and said "cos every time i fcuk yer mum she gives me a biscuit" and slammed the door in his face :)
idolmicko > he turned around and said "cos every time i fcuk yer mum she gives me a biscuit" and slammed the door in his face :)
Zendolphin > we need some trit in h-pa
Montero > step 1 : capture f-e station
Montero > step 2 : refine it
Montero > bingo
Montero > step 1 : capture f-e station
Montero > step 2 : refine it
Montero > bingo
Zo5o > warpstabs in hisec!
Zo5o > FTW!
Sash'a > its like putting a condom in your ass for the guy whos gonna rape you
Zo5o > FTW!
Sash'a > its like putting a condom in your ass for the guy whos gonna rape you
Rockbox > I hate it when I get caught with my pants down when im in the process of picking up corpses
Rockbox > omg that came out wrong
* Dr Draconian iis buckled over laughing
* Rockbox blushes
Rockbox > omg that came out wrong
* Dr Draconian iis buckled over laughing
* Rockbox blushes
Otocinclus > omg
Otocinclus > my geckos will eat while inside of a shoebox
Otocinclus > feeding process SIMPLIFIED
Otocinclus > add geckos, add crickets, put box next to computer, geckos fed.
Bryan Havoc > that's exactly how I feed my daughter
CAAN0N > how do u normally feed the geckos?
Bryan Havoc > he usually feeds them with his nipples
Otocinclus > wat
Otocinclus > normally i just put the crickets into the terrarium
Otocinclus > but i have to remove all the wood and stuff
Otocinclus > and sometimes they can't find the crickets
Otocinclus > so then i have to remove my shirt and breastfeed them
Bryan Havoc > I am loling
Scordette > If they can't find them why worry about it?
Scordette > They'll find them eventually.
Otocinclus > but
Otocinclus > what if they don't?
Otocinclus > what if they starve?
Scordette > Tey will.
Scordette > The crickets will get hungry and go searching for food.
Scordette > THEN BAM
Scordette > TAKE THAT YOU CRICKET SCUM
Otocinclus > SUDDENLY GECKOS
Bryan Havoc > crickets don't get hungry... they get even.
Otocinclus > ^
Otocinclus > crickets actually have pretty powerful jaws
Otocinclus > and since the geckos are asleep 23.9 hours of the day
Otocinclus > they can get bitter
Otocinclus > bitten*
Scordette > Then it will become a cricket terrarium
Scordette > And you'll have to start feeding them geckos
Otocinclus > :|
Otocinclus > do not want
Otocinclus > my geckos will eat while inside of a shoebox
Otocinclus > feeding process SIMPLIFIED
Otocinclus > add geckos, add crickets, put box next to computer, geckos fed.
Bryan Havoc > that's exactly how I feed my daughter
CAAN0N > how do u normally feed the geckos?
Bryan Havoc > he usually feeds them with his nipples
Otocinclus > wat
Otocinclus > normally i just put the crickets into the terrarium
Otocinclus > but i have to remove all the wood and stuff
Otocinclus > and sometimes they can't find the crickets
Otocinclus > so then i have to remove my shirt and breastfeed them
Bryan Havoc > I am loling
Scordette > If they can't find them why worry about it?
Scordette > They'll find them eventually.
Otocinclus > but
Otocinclus > what if they don't?
Otocinclus > what if they starve?
Scordette > Tey will.
Scordette > The crickets will get hungry and go searching for food.
Scordette > THEN BAM
Scordette > TAKE THAT YOU CRICKET SCUM
Otocinclus > SUDDENLY GECKOS
Bryan Havoc > crickets don't get hungry... they get even.
Otocinclus > ^
Otocinclus > crickets actually have pretty powerful jaws
Otocinclus > and since the geckos are asleep 23.9 hours of the day
Otocinclus > they can get bitter
Otocinclus > bitten*
Scordette > Then it will become a cricket terrarium
Scordette > And you'll have to start feeding them geckos
Otocinclus > :|
Otocinclus > do not want
<eskalin> molle wtf is a ladettes?
<Theo> a male version of the bidet
<wizzard66> lol
<wizzard66> when i went to a good hotel with my wife, she saw a bidet for the first time. before i knew it she was washing her feet into one
<wizzard66> then i explained wat it was
<wizzard66> she spend like 20 minutes on it
<abs> hahaha
<Throdax> lmao
<wizzard66> and i had to leave the room :-(
<Theo> a male version of the bidet
<wizzard66> lol
<wizzard66> when i went to a good hotel with my wife, she saw a bidet for the first time. before i knew it she was washing her feet into one
<wizzard66> then i explained wat it was
<wizzard66> she spend like 20 minutes on it
<abs> hahaha
<Throdax> lmao
<wizzard66> and i had to leave the room :-(
Naughtious > Iraq is apparently beautiful
Naughtious > I almost went there in 1991
Naughtious > hehe - I got done with a dope charge and had to redo my basic training after sitting 30 odd days in the cooler - in which time Gulf War I was over
Naughtious > sack that - them off road home made bombs can really .... fuck your shit up
Zo5o > so basically the dope charge may have saved your life?
Naughtious > prolly - lol
Zo5o > HEY KIDS: MARIJUANA SAVES LIVES
Zo5o > =D
Dirk Fallows > ROFL
Naughtious > ROFL
Naughtious > I almost went there in 1991
Naughtious > hehe - I got done with a dope charge and had to redo my basic training after sitting 30 odd days in the cooler - in which time Gulf War I was over
Naughtious > sack that - them off road home made bombs can really .... fuck your shit up
Zo5o > so basically the dope charge may have saved your life?
Naughtious > prolly - lol
Zo5o > HEY KIDS: MARIJUANA SAVES LIVES
Zo5o > =D
Dirk Fallows > ROFL
Naughtious > ROFL
Caismir Elioz > so atandros when do you ever sleep?
Atandros > Sleep is for the weak. I contemplate my portrait of Lenin for fifteen minutes and become fully rejuvenated for the day
Atandros > Sleep is for the weak. I contemplate my portrait of Lenin for fifteen minutes and become fully rejuvenated for the day
Kyoko Sakoda > yeah we'll they're all sluts over at glb anyway ^^;;
Suuji Praath > That's why we love em!
Kyoko Sakoda > there's a fine line between slut, and whore :P
Suuji Praath > An expensive line :/
Suuji Praath > That's why we love em!
Kyoko Sakoda > there's a fine line between slut, and whore :P
Suuji Praath > An expensive line :/
<Xzld> ban levin
<Levin> ill ban you
<Levin> from the corp
<Levin> youre cut
<Xzld> ban you from my bedroom!
<Xzld> now what you gonna do?
<Levin> ill ban you
<Levin> from the corp
<Levin> youre cut
<Xzld> ban you from my bedroom!
<Xzld> now what you gonna do?