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Wraeththu > /emote squints at tickle
Atandros > (for a moment I read that as "squirts".)
Wraeththu > /emote checks his fly
TicklePink > /emote checks her cheek
Effei Gloom > *** WTS 5 Scorpion BPC me 11 / 5 Dominix BPC all 8 together 22 mill
Vegeta > what?
(+Stavros) the proph model is amazing
(+Stavros) i spent ages on shiva just looking at it, even the gun placement is amazing
(+Stavros) i love it :/
(+holyone) yea
(+holyone) it looks like an evil parrot
(+[EA]Night_Shade|Windows) holyone, damn you i need a new keyboard
(+[EA]Night_Shade|Windows) i just snorted coffee all over it
(+[EA]Night_Shade|Windows) *gets a towel*
(+Stavros) holyone
(+Stavros) exactly
(+Stavros) fits the pirate persona perfectly :)
GregH > in RL, if a RL time limit is placed and you are late, what normally happens?
Soft Insanity > youre pregnant
Benedic > eve online is the most realistic military simulator in that you wait around all day then do 2 minutes of shit (and die)
Ammzi > Pollen is essentially 'plant sperm'. Therefore, this makes hay fever an STD. Since no one voluntarily takes in pollen, I've deduced: We are all being raped by trees. In conclusion: deforestation is the way forward.
Ciarente > I once had a couple of guys working for me who couldn't stop trying to compete with each other long enough to do their jobs.
Ciarente > I went into a staff meeting and said : "There seems to be some contention over who has the biggest dick in this office."
Ciarente > Took out a giant dildo and put it on the table and said 'It's me. Any question?"
Yanaoo > I wrote an essay on the third grade, about a preselected subject that was "my day in prehistory" or some such
Yanaoo > in finnish of course
Yanaoo > In finnish, the word "näin" means "I saw"
Yanaoo > where as "nain" means "I fucked" or "I married"
Yanaoo > So I wrote "näin puskan takana dinosauruksia" which means "I saw dinosaurs behind the bush"
Yanaoo > and forgot the dots on the "ä"
cr8rmakr > HAHAHAHA
Yanaoo > my teacher used that as an example of how important it is to remember those little dots for years to come
Ashigari > :D
Minver Trader > LOL
Yanaoo > Taught me something though. The little dots ARE important
Yanaoo > :D
cr8rmakr > outsourcing to India taught me the same thing
cr8rmakr > oh wait... did I say that out loud?
BosHaus v2 > KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES
Tristan Acoma > Umm.... assholes do far less damage than missiles >_>
Galaxier > whats with all the concord?
Tristan Acoma > donut ship jumped through a moment ago
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