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kurupt21O > thgre should be one big fight against caldari minimar gallente and amarr.... omg who would win???
Guhmar > Chuck NOrris
Guhmar > sorry, I coudln't resist
ISD StyrofoamHippie > Guhmar: that is off-topic, and also out of season, chuck norris jokes are old
Junzou > Chuck Norris jokes are never old
Jai Zen > Chuck Norris jokes are never old!
Junzou > The only person who says chuck Norris jokes are old is Chuck Norris
Junzou > who can say*
ISD StyrofoamHippie > Junzou: still off topic, and that logic would make me chuck norris, and as chuck norris i command you to get back on topic
kurupt21O > thgre should be one big fight against caldari minimar gallente and amarr.... omg who would win???
Guhmar > Chuck NOrris
Guhmar > sorry, I coudln't resist
ISD StyrofoamHippie > Guhmar: that is off-topic, and also out of season, chuck norris jokes are old
Junzou > Chuck Norris jokes are never old
Jai Zen > Chuck Norris jokes are never old!
Junzou > The only person who says chuck Norris jokes are old is Chuck Norris
Junzou > who can say*
ISD StyrofoamHippie > Junzou: still off topic, and that logic would make me chuck norris, and as chuck norris i command you to get back on topic
Andreus Ixiris > Shut the fuck up I can't FC with a hardon
InnerDrive > HONEY IM HOME
Siren Sylvanis > Where were you!?
Siren Sylvanis > Are you seeing that Tricia whore?
Siren Sylvanis > Have you been drinking?
Siren Sylvanis > is that lipstick on your collar?
Siren Sylvanis > BUY ME THINGS!
Siren Sylvanis > Where were you!?
Siren Sylvanis > Are you seeing that Tricia whore?
Siren Sylvanis > Have you been drinking?
Siren Sylvanis > is that lipstick on your collar?
Siren Sylvanis > BUY ME THINGS!
<TomasYsidro> Real life desyncs would sux
<TomasYsidro> Try to sit down and you end up off your balcony
<RighteousFury> thats how I feel some weekends
<RighteousFury> pass out on the couch
<RighteousFury> wake up across town without pants on
<TomasYsidro> Try to sit down and you end up off your balcony
<RighteousFury> thats how I feel some weekends
<RighteousFury> pass out on the couch
<RighteousFury> wake up across town without pants on
Quinti Aurelius > So dante, want to hear a funny story ?
Quinti Aurelius > my roomate has literly been bitching about this cricket for about 2 months now
Quinti Aurelius > well i cought the little fuc*er today and trapped him
Death's Embrace > LMAO
Quinti Aurelius > didn't kill him, just trapped
Quinti Aurelius > then i took a picture of it with my phone and sent it to my roomate with a note that said "what is the bounty on him"
Calayn > lmao
Death's Embrace > that is some funny sh*t
Quinti Aurelius > so naturally he told me to F off at first, then i made it clear that i was going to release him in his room
Quinti Aurelius > unless he paid me: six cans of spaghetti o's, a case of beer, and some Checkers fast food.
Quinti Aurelius > my roomate has literly been bitching about this cricket for about 2 months now
Quinti Aurelius > well i cought the little fuc*er today and trapped him
Death's Embrace > LMAO
Quinti Aurelius > didn't kill him, just trapped
Quinti Aurelius > then i took a picture of it with my phone and sent it to my roomate with a note that said "what is the bounty on him"
Calayn > lmao
Death's Embrace > that is some funny sh*t
Quinti Aurelius > so naturally he told me to F off at first, then i made it clear that i was going to release him in his room
Quinti Aurelius > unless he paid me: six cans of spaghetti o's, a case of beer, and some Checkers fast food.
Recusor> Someone told me once that Samuel L. Jackson plays EVE.
Static Kinetics> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Static Kinetics> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA... ohoho that was the best laugh ive had in a while.
Recusor>Thats what I said too.
Static Kinetics> I would crap myself laughing
"IM TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING GURISTAS"
Recusor> "IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING DEADSPACE"
Static Kinetics> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Static Kinetics> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA... ohoho that was the best laugh ive had in a while.
Recusor>Thats what I said too.
Static Kinetics> I would crap myself laughing
"IM TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING GURISTAS"
Recusor> "IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING DEADSPACE"
Azia Burgi > LOL! i just saw someone in local called "My ship"
Azia Burgi > imagine in PvP...
Devlin Fox > lol.. "Primary my ship...urmm...shit!"
Sotiyo > Yes, looking at the logs and seeing "hits my ship for x damage"
Azia Burgi > yeah!
Zoukanix > 'attack ... my ship...'
Azia Burgi > /emote dies laughing
Azia Burgi > imagine in PvP...
Devlin Fox > lol.. "Primary my ship...urmm...shit!"
Sotiyo > Yes, looking at the logs and seeing "hits my ship for x damage"
Azia Burgi > yeah!
Zoukanix > 'attack ... my ship...'
Azia Burgi > /emote dies laughing
DeathHawkTheMad > Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, Wisdom is not using it in a fruit salad
Lardarz B'stard > lol when i first heard "bio break" i thought it was a small period of time in which to write something new in your eve bio
Simeone > ive given up on finding a job... so i put starship pilot on my CV
phrenesis > rofl
phrenesis > rofl