Ciarente > I once had a couple of guys working for me who couldn't stop trying to compete with each other long enough to do their jobs.
Ciarente > I went into a staff meeting and said : "There seems to be some contention over who has the biggest dick in this office."
Ciarente > Took out a giant dildo and put it on the table and said 'It's me. Any question?"
Ciarente > I went into a staff meeting and said : "There seems to be some contention over who has the biggest dick in this office."
Ciarente > Took out a giant dildo and put it on the table and said 'It's me. Any question?"
Galaxier > whats with all the concord?
Tristan Acoma > donut ship jumped through a moment ago
Tristan Acoma > donut ship jumped through a moment ago
V10lence > Oh nice! Ruins?
Kharneous > close... Minmatar Station
Kharneous > close... Minmatar Station
Conmen > and the megaman roam will BEGIN!
CAAN0N > megaman roam?
Tertiacero > is that where you start with a single gun and add a mod from every ship you kill?
CAAN0N > omg
CAAN0N > lets so do that
CAAN0N > megaman roam?
Tertiacero > is that where you start with a single gun and add a mod from every ship you kill?
CAAN0N > omg
CAAN0N > lets so do that
Arania Velkar > How do you remove friendlies from Overview?
Per Bastet > With Lasers
Per Bastet > With Lasers
Danny X > Yo momma is so fat, your daddy has to drop a cyno for her to go shopping!!
Gustav Seriya > Eve has ruined Star Wars for me.
Felix Fritz > Oh? wtf could ruin Star Wars?
Gustav Seriya > You know the episode where they\'re duking it out over the ice field in the ATAT\'s and fighters?
Felix Fritz > ya
Gustav Seriya > Well, Red Leader flies right at a tank and gets fuckin bbq\'ed, and suddenly my brain goes \"WTF YOU GOTTA FLANK THAT SHIT AND KEEP YOUR TRANSVERSAL UP!! FUCKIN NOOBS!!\"
Reekii > lmao
Felix Fritz > christ lol
Gustav Seriya > Yeah. the dogfight over the first deathstar nearly caused me a brain hemmhorage. Fuckin newb FC on that one needs his ass removed....
Felix Fritz > Oh? wtf could ruin Star Wars?
Gustav Seriya > You know the episode where they\'re duking it out over the ice field in the ATAT\'s and fighters?
Felix Fritz > ya
Gustav Seriya > Well, Red Leader flies right at a tank and gets fuckin bbq\'ed, and suddenly my brain goes \"WTF YOU GOTTA FLANK THAT SHIT AND KEEP YOUR TRANSVERSAL UP!! FUCKIN NOOBS!!\"
Reekii > lmao
Felix Fritz > christ lol
Gustav Seriya > Yeah. the dogfight over the first deathstar nearly caused me a brain hemmhorage. Fuckin newb FC on that one needs his ass removed....
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kurupt21O > thgre should be one big fight against caldari minimar gallente and amarr.... omg who would win???
Guhmar > Chuck NOrris
Guhmar > sorry, I coudln't resist
ISD StyrofoamHippie > Guhmar: that is off-topic, and also out of season, chuck norris jokes are old
Junzou > Chuck Norris jokes are never old
Jai Zen > Chuck Norris jokes are never old!
Junzou > The only person who says chuck Norris jokes are old is Chuck Norris
Junzou > who can say*
ISD StyrofoamHippie > Junzou: still off topic, and that logic would make me chuck norris, and as chuck norris i command you to get back on topic
kurupt21O > thgre should be one big fight against caldari minimar gallente and amarr.... omg who would win???
Guhmar > Chuck NOrris
Guhmar > sorry, I coudln't resist
ISD StyrofoamHippie > Guhmar: that is off-topic, and also out of season, chuck norris jokes are old
Junzou > Chuck Norris jokes are never old
Jai Zen > Chuck Norris jokes are never old!
Junzou > The only person who says chuck Norris jokes are old is Chuck Norris
Junzou > who can say*
ISD StyrofoamHippie > Junzou: still off topic, and that logic would make me chuck norris, and as chuck norris i command you to get back on topic
Raena Valente > God I love this game, where else could I say "I cant pee! Its not safe around here!!"...
Quinti Aurelius > So dante, want to hear a funny story ?
Quinti Aurelius > my roomate has literly been bitching about this cricket for about 2 months now
Quinti Aurelius > well i cought the little fuc*er today and trapped him
Death's Embrace > LMAO
Quinti Aurelius > didn't kill him, just trapped
Quinti Aurelius > then i took a picture of it with my phone and sent it to my roomate with a note that said "what is the bounty on him"
Calayn > lmao
Death's Embrace > that is some funny sh*t
Quinti Aurelius > so naturally he told me to F off at first, then i made it clear that i was going to release him in his room
Quinti Aurelius > unless he paid me: six cans of spaghetti o's, a case of beer, and some Checkers fast food.
Quinti Aurelius > my roomate has literly been bitching about this cricket for about 2 months now
Quinti Aurelius > well i cought the little fuc*er today and trapped him
Death's Embrace > LMAO
Quinti Aurelius > didn't kill him, just trapped
Quinti Aurelius > then i took a picture of it with my phone and sent it to my roomate with a note that said "what is the bounty on him"
Calayn > lmao
Death's Embrace > that is some funny sh*t
Quinti Aurelius > so naturally he told me to F off at first, then i made it clear that i was going to release him in his room
Quinti Aurelius > unless he paid me: six cans of spaghetti o's, a case of beer, and some Checkers fast food.