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<@Sooshie> my penis is burning!
<@Sooshie> agggg
<@Sooshie> dont take a piss after handling hot peppers
[10:32:48] Chelle004 > you guys look after a few systems by the looks
Aemon Sixpence > eh, once you fertilize they look after themselves.
Chelle004 > are you a dad mate, because i can tell you after you fertilize thats the last thing they do
Chelle004 > spend the rest of your live looking after them
Aemon Sixpence > You fertilized your dad?
Chelle004 > you guys look after a few systems by the looks
Aemon Sixpence > eh, once you fertilize they look after themselves.
Chelle004 > are you a dad mate, because i can tell you after you fertillize thats the last thing they do
Chelle004 > spend the rest of your live looking after them
Aemon Sixpence > You fertilized your dad?
Rommel Suberox > I am a single father and my daughter has decided to live her life as a man. I am paying for her breast reduction surgery but this has put me short of money. Please send ISK so I can afford a PLEX. Thanks.
Rekkza > btw
Rekkza > fyi guys
Rekkza > if you ever need to smuggle weed somewhere
Olefina > olefina wants to BUILD
Rekkza > up your bum isnt actually a viable option
Mizarah > LMAO
Rekkza > it makes you incredibly ill
Mizarah > ROFLMAO
Olefina > making sand castles and tearing them down
Rekkza > and throwing up all over customs and then passing out
Rekkza > isn't actually as subtle as you think
Mizarah > xD
Mizarah > damna u rekkza
Rekkza > nor is having some huge black guy remove it from your ass
Rekkza > just saying
Mizarah > i'm lol'ing and every1 in the house is looking at me funny
Rekkza > sorry
Mizarah > saying "it's the drugs" in a soft voice.....
Rekkza > I just thought you should know
Mizarah > thnxs interesting piece of info i'll have in mind
Mizarah > unfortunately.........
Rekkza > it's such a weird sensation
Rekkza > even with the smallest bit of weed up there
Rekkza > once it's out
Rekkza > it feels like you've been gutted or something
Rekkza > you just wanna lie down and cry somewhere
Mizarah > xD
Mizarah > sorry
Mizarah > shouldn't laugh
Rekkza > and crying in an australian holding cell
Mizarah > can't help it thou
Rekkza > it's not reallly practical
brood lord5 > Hello, i am giving away 16b isk a part of my social study. Send me any amount of ISK, and i will send it back doubled, guaranteed! Max. 1b per person.No less then 3m. If you send 100m or more i will tripple it.
Ziphnor > lol
Ziphnor > who shall i send money to so i will be rich :P ?
Wolf La'tar > ME
Wolf La'tar > ima genie
Ziphnor > Lmao
Wolf La'tar > i grant wishes
Malena Panic > I'm going to sit outside station and see how long it takes me to get shot.
Malena Panic > poke me if I'm in danger of blowing up.
Pliskkenn > What if I just poke you
Pliskkenn > Constantly
Pliskkenn > Forever
Malena Panic > I bet you can't keep it up
Pliskkenn > That's what I hear all the time . . .
James Zizorn > anyone on that can email a megathron quote?
brutorans > why did the mega cross the jump bridge?
Anhenka > to get to the other side?
brutorans > smart ass :p
wardo657 > seriously bosena is mad
wardo657 > the sadest thing I've seen is a guy in a black ops decloaking to pop a noobship
Miskoranda > lol, bumped myself
Wrayeth > Do that often, do you?
Miskoranda > Usually I get my wife to run into my hoarder
Wrayeth > Damn, that must be some deformity on your part if it looks like a hoarder.
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