Ahshalon > ok ok ok..guys you have to hear this.. my daughter just spouted this gem " i figured out why good friday is called good friday. any day you can kill a god is a good day"
<masterHyde> they are -a- now not -A-, they're out of caps
Ammzi > Pollen is essentially 'plant sperm'. Therefore, this makes hay fever an STD. Since no one voluntarily takes in pollen, I've deduced: We are all being raped by trees. In conclusion: deforestation is the way forward.
Andreus Ixiris > So yeah, there's like shirts on sale for 60m ISK
Andreus Ixiris > Because everyone has free Aurum and is trying to make a quick buck by underselling
Friar Kite > Fuck 60m ISK? I could buy a bc for that
Andreus Ixiris > But I've already got 5 battlecruisers
Andreus Ixiris > I don't have a cool shirt
Friar Kite > THE LOGIC OF CAPSULEERS
Friar Kite > ALREADY HAVE FIVE BATTLECRUISERS?
Friar Kite > BUY SIMILARLY-PRICED SHIRT
Andreus Ixiris > Because everyone has free Aurum and is trying to make a quick buck by underselling
Friar Kite > Fuck 60m ISK? I could buy a bc for that
Andreus Ixiris > But I've already got 5 battlecruisers
Andreus Ixiris > I don't have a cool shirt
Friar Kite > THE LOGIC OF CAPSULEERS
Friar Kite > ALREADY HAVE FIVE BATTLECRUISERS?
Friar Kite > BUY SIMILARLY-PRICED SHIRT
Yanaoo > I wrote an essay on the third grade, about a preselected subject that was "my day in prehistory" or some such
Yanaoo > in finnish of course
Yanaoo > In finnish, the word "näin" means "I saw"
Yanaoo > where as "nain" means "I fucked" or "I married"
Yanaoo > So I wrote "näin puskan takana dinosauruksia" which means "I saw dinosaurs behind the bush"
Yanaoo > and forgot the dots on the "ä"
cr8rmakr > HAHAHAHA
Yanaoo > my teacher used that as an example of how important it is to remember those little dots for years to come
Ashigari > :D
Minver Trader > LOL
Yanaoo > Taught me something though. The little dots ARE important
Yanaoo > :D
cr8rmakr > outsourcing to India taught me the same thing
cr8rmakr > oh wait... did I say that out loud?
Yanaoo > in finnish of course
Yanaoo > In finnish, the word "näin" means "I saw"
Yanaoo > where as "nain" means "I fucked" or "I married"
Yanaoo > So I wrote "näin puskan takana dinosauruksia" which means "I saw dinosaurs behind the bush"
Yanaoo > and forgot the dots on the "ä"
cr8rmakr > HAHAHAHA
Yanaoo > my teacher used that as an example of how important it is to remember those little dots for years to come
Ashigari > :D
Minver Trader > LOL
Yanaoo > Taught me something though. The little dots ARE important
Yanaoo > :D
cr8rmakr > outsourcing to India taught me the same thing
cr8rmakr > oh wait... did I say that out loud?
Timmer Broken > gimme 50k or im goin to suicide you
Demetri Gazara > how do I do that?
Timmer Broken > just clik my name
Demetri Gazara > then what?
Timmer Broken > right clik
Timmer Broken > the menu is there to give money
Demetri Gazara > ok, but I don't see the option to "Tell fucktard asshat to fuck off." Where's it at?
Timmer Broken > yeah i dont see ythat either
Demetri Gazara > kk, thx, bye
Demetri Gazara > how do I do that?
Timmer Broken > just clik my name
Demetri Gazara > then what?
Timmer Broken > right clik
Timmer Broken > the menu is there to give money
Demetri Gazara > ok, but I don't see the option to "Tell fucktard asshat to fuck off." Where's it at?
Timmer Broken > yeah i dont see ythat either
Demetri Gazara > kk, thx, bye
Jimmy Ray > but even for miners, eng 5 is like,...
Jimmy Ray > omg wtf obvious
Jimmy Ray > except to you
Jimmy Ray > your unique perception of the universe has lead you to fail
dragon buster > lol
Jimmy Ray > now, just to make my day (for better or worse), tell me you have electronics 5
dragon buster > nope
Jimmy Ray > There is no hope for your soul
Jimmy Ray > omg wtf obvious
Jimmy Ray > except to you
Jimmy Ray > your unique perception of the universe has lead you to fail
dragon buster > lol
Jimmy Ray > now, just to make my day (for better or worse), tell me you have electronics 5
dragon buster > nope
Jimmy Ray > There is no hope for your soul
Koronakesh > Was driving home from mall with gf, and "I kissed a girl" came on the radio. About 30 seconds later, i realize she's staring at me with a weird look and that I've been singing the words to "I robbed a goon"
Tishlin Veredici > CONCORD is like the UN. Their entire job is to do nothing until its too late.
<shezomb> I know people like to experiment with vegies up their special places, but i dont think chilis are a good option
<MrBlades> People like to do that sorta thing?
<shezomb> cuecumbers... carrots....
<MrBlades> You telling me you\'ve crammed a leak up your poop chute?
<shezomb> me? noo I have a vibrator for that
<MrBlades> Oh
<MrBlades> OH!
<MrBlades> ...
<MrBlades> Thats not a vegetable
<MrBlades> People like to do that sorta thing?
<shezomb> cuecumbers... carrots....
<MrBlades> You telling me you\'ve crammed a leak up your poop chute?
<shezomb> me? noo I have a vibrator for that
<MrBlades> Oh
<MrBlades> OH!
<MrBlades> ...
<MrBlades> Thats not a vegetable