Tessa Vaako > The wife just looked at the Typhoon and asked why I was flying a tampon.
<EishethZenunim> stupid fecking director warped into my darn office
<EishethZenunim> and i'm in the middle of a darn mission
<EishethZenunim> not warped... walked
<EishethZenunim> and i'm in the middle of a darn mission
<EishethZenunim> not warped... walked
The S1lenc3er > 1234561234561111111111111112222222222222223333333333333334444444444444455555555555555666666666666
The S1lenc3er > ffs my guns rnt working
The S1lenc3er > ffs my guns rnt working
Pehova Mindtriq > i prefer using the trade channel as gang chat but that is just me
Pehova Mindtriq > that way the sellers know right away when we need new ships and mods
Pehova Mindtriq > that way the sellers know right away when we need new ships and mods
Samirol > YESSSS
Samirol > i ransomed a channel for 10m
Samirol > by playing music over vivox
Samirol > i ransomed a channel for 10m
Samirol > by playing music over vivox
Layla Currie > i just ran up to my cat and yelled you're a kitty! and she just looks at me like i'm retarded
Vando > she's pretty smart
Vando > for a cat.
Vando > she's pretty smart
Vando > for a cat.
Valterra Craven > status report
Okuden > you're still a uber dork
Okuden > you're still a uber dork
Khanivore > pvp is overrated, all ive done is die :P
<DTee|packing> anyone in ooyz that cna help me?
<DTee|packing> fucking noobiest mistake of all fucking time
<Dobbs> you logged in a titan with agression?
<DTee|packing> fucking noobiest mistake of all fucking time
<Dobbs> you logged in a titan with agression?
Abassis > aba's first level 4 tip: remember to turn your reps on
Anathi > >.>
Abassis > tune in later to find out how to get the rust off your new tempest!
Khazorath > But first let us teach you how to make your own typhoon
Khazorath > first take a large pipe and cover one end
Abassis > use as much duct tape as you can get
Khazorath > Once that is done stick random bits of kinex onto it
Abassis > for cheap armor, why not try your local junk yard?
Anathi > if your feeling adventurous, try using some pipe cleaners and papier mache
Abassis > that's a great idea for those with a low budget
Khazorath > old bath tubs also make excellent pods for incase your typhoon is destroyed
Abassis > just remember to solder the plughole shut :D
Anathi > by which you mean "when it is inevitably destroyed"
Khazorath > Yes...For engines get several toilet paper tubes and stick them on
Khazorath > then write engine onto them
Anathi > but don't let your imagination stop there
Anathi > why not use old lampshades
Khazorath > use a metalic paint to make it look like your ship is actually made of metal
Khazorath > and then you will look like the toughest fighting machine the mims can throw at you
Abassis > for the internal computer systems, you can get an old atari from online sellers such as ebay; these provide more than enough power
Abassis > for the internal computer systems, you can get an old atari from online sellers such as ebay; these provide more than enough power
Khazorath > So kids thats how to make a Typhoon, next time we'll show you how to make a Rifter!
Anathi > >.>
Abassis > tune in later to find out how to get the rust off your new tempest!
Khazorath > But first let us teach you how to make your own typhoon
Khazorath > first take a large pipe and cover one end
Abassis > use as much duct tape as you can get
Khazorath > Once that is done stick random bits of kinex onto it
Abassis > for cheap armor, why not try your local junk yard?
Anathi > if your feeling adventurous, try using some pipe cleaners and papier mache
Abassis > that's a great idea for those with a low budget
Khazorath > old bath tubs also make excellent pods for incase your typhoon is destroyed
Abassis > just remember to solder the plughole shut :D
Anathi > by which you mean "when it is inevitably destroyed"
Khazorath > Yes...For engines get several toilet paper tubes and stick them on
Khazorath > then write engine onto them
Anathi > but don't let your imagination stop there
Anathi > why not use old lampshades
Khazorath > use a metalic paint to make it look like your ship is actually made of metal
Khazorath > and then you will look like the toughest fighting machine the mims can throw at you
Abassis > for the internal computer systems, you can get an old atari from online sellers such as ebay; these provide more than enough power
Abassis > for the internal computer systems, you can get an old atari from online sellers such as ebay; these provide more than enough power
Khazorath > So kids thats how to make a Typhoon, next time we'll show you how to make a Rifter!