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Wren > How else am I supposed to take over the universe if I can't seed an army by myself?
[Transcribed from TeamSpeak]

SeverusSnape > So, you know any ASP?
Alexandra Belani > A lil, I'm in the learning process
SeverusSnape > Drop it and learn PHP, it's so much better in every way. It's faster, it's supported on all platforms, it's supported on all platforms and oh yeah, it's supported on all platforms.
Alexandra Belani > But it has cooties!
<masterHyde> they are -a- now not -A-, they're out of caps
Andreus Ixiris > So yeah, there's like shirts on sale for 60m ISK
Andreus Ixiris > Because everyone has free Aurum and is trying to make a quick buck by underselling
Friar Kite > Fuck 60m ISK? I could buy a bc for that
Andreus Ixiris > But I've already got 5 battlecruisers
Andreus Ixiris > I don't have a cool shirt
Friar Kite > THE LOGIC OF CAPSULEERS
Friar Kite > ALREADY HAVE FIVE BATTLECRUISERS?
Friar Kite > BUY SIMILARLY-PRICED SHIRT
Yanaoo > I wrote an essay on the third grade, about a preselected subject that was "my day in prehistory" or some such
Yanaoo > in finnish of course
Yanaoo > In finnish, the word "näin" means "I saw"
Yanaoo > where as "nain" means "I fucked" or "I married"
Yanaoo > So I wrote "näin puskan takana dinosauruksia" which means "I saw dinosaurs behind the bush"
Yanaoo > and forgot the dots on the "ä"
cr8rmakr > HAHAHAHA
Yanaoo > my teacher used that as an example of how important it is to remember those little dots for years to come
Ashigari > :D
Minver Trader > LOL
Yanaoo > Taught me something though. The little dots ARE important
Yanaoo > :D
cr8rmakr > outsourcing to India taught me the same thing
cr8rmakr > oh wait... did I say that out loud?
Timmer Broken > gimme 50k or im goin to suicide you
Demetri Gazara > how do I do that?
Timmer Broken > just clik my name
Demetri Gazara > then what?
Timmer Broken > right clik
Timmer Broken > the menu is there to give money
Demetri Gazara > ok, but I don't see the option to "Tell fucktard asshat to fuck off." Where's it at?
Timmer Broken > yeah i dont see ythat either
Demetri Gazara > kk, thx, bye
Culmen > MJI station camped by red stealth bombers
GENERAL GRIZZLY > I'm outside MJI
GENERAL GRIZZLY > nothing visible
GENERAL GRIZZLY > prob cloaked
Culmen > hence the stealth part of the stealth bombers
Sly294 > that is some good logic ya know
Jette Tribunal > What's an epic arc?
Ric Adburr > Ever been to St. Louis?
Ric Adburr > You can't miss it.
Jimmy Ray > but even for miners, eng 5 is like,...
Jimmy Ray > omg wtf obvious
Jimmy Ray > except to you
Jimmy Ray > your unique perception of the universe has lead you to fail
dragon buster > lol
Jimmy Ray > now, just to make my day (for better or worse), tell me you have electronics 5
dragon buster > nope
Jimmy Ray > There is no hope for your soul
Koronakesh > Was driving home from mall with gf, and "I kissed a girl" came on the radio. About 30 seconds later, i realize she's staring at me with a weird look and that I've been singing the words to "I robbed a goon"
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