Koronakesh > Was driving home from mall with gf, and "I kissed a girl" came on the radio. About 30 seconds later, i realize she's staring at me with a weird look and that I've been singing the words to "I robbed a goon"
Tishlin Veredici > CONCORD is like the UN. Their entire job is to do nothing until its too late.
<shezomb> I know people like to experiment with vegies up their special places, but i dont think chilis are a good option
<MrBlades> People like to do that sorta thing?
<shezomb> cuecumbers... carrots....
<MrBlades> You telling me you\'ve crammed a leak up your poop chute?
<shezomb> me? noo I have a vibrator for that
<MrBlades> Oh
<MrBlades> OH!
<MrBlades> ...
<MrBlades> Thats not a vegetable
<MrBlades> People like to do that sorta thing?
<shezomb> cuecumbers... carrots....
<MrBlades> You telling me you\'ve crammed a leak up your poop chute?
<shezomb> me? noo I have a vibrator for that
<MrBlades> Oh
<MrBlades> OH!
<MrBlades> ...
<MrBlades> Thats not a vegetable
Amarr knight > is it against EULA to sell naked pics of ur GF for isk?
Kingsley II > Stupid drones
Kingsley II > they split upthey
Olan Draselac > well, even though they're not together anymore
Olan Draselac > just know that they still love you
Kingsley II > lol
Olan Draselac > and them splitting up isn't your fault
Major Carnage > lol
Olan Draselac > your still their litle guy
Kingsley II > they split upthey
Olan Draselac > well, even though they're not together anymore
Olan Draselac > just know that they still love you
Kingsley II > lol
Olan Draselac > and them splitting up isn't your fault
Major Carnage > lol
Olan Draselac > your still their litle guy
Neonmantro > Error, To bring Exotic Dancer I online requires 10 inches, but only 8.6 of the 9.2 units that your pants produces are still available.
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > round of applause to neon there
Neonmantro > /emote takes bow
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > round of applause to neon there
Neonmantro > /emote takes bow
Rooker > is it laggy today? i've told it twice to strip the fittings and nothing's come off yet
Firespirit > maybe its shy
Firespirit > turn around
Rooker > :P
Firespirit > maybe its shy
Firespirit > turn around
Rooker > :P
HeX001 > The Olympics are supposed to restore english national pride .. but for 9.2bil, we could of just written 'Fuck Off Germany' On the moon ;)
<Wylker> i wear grey slacks with a pink shirt all the time
<Wylker> every girl i work with compliments me on it
<Wylker> every time
<Wylker> meanwhile all the guys are like - LAWL PINK IS GAY
<Wylker> meanwhile the hot receptionist buys me lunch
<ericamerica> probably buys you lunch cuz you wear the same clothes everyday tbh
<Wylker> every girl i work with compliments me on it
<Wylker> every time
<Wylker> meanwhile all the guys are like - LAWL PINK IS GAY
<Wylker> meanwhile the hot receptionist buys me lunch
<ericamerica> probably buys you lunch cuz you wear the same clothes everyday tbh
Tessa Vaako > The wife just looked at the Typhoon and asked why I was flying a tampon.