Kate Braxton > oh, check this out
Kate Braxton > i got reallllllllly bored
Kate Braxton > and figured out what the starship enterprise would be like in eve
Kate Braxton > its max warp speed is only 3.8 au/s
Kate Braxton > does 1.5 BILLION dps from phasers alone
Kate Braxton > can go 142,401,418 m/s sublight
Kate Braxton > it would take half a million t2 heavy neuts to neut its warp core to 0
Kate Braxton > and signature radius smaller than a battlecruiser
Melke > Sounds pretty balanced so far
Vertical Axis > o_i
Kate Braxton > we think jovians are bad ass, captain picard would fuck them up so hard....
Kate Braxton > oh, i forgot, it also apparently has a 100% em/therm resist because in one episode they state that lasers have no effect whatsoever on their shields. somehow phasers are different :S
Kate Braxton > so if you see the enterprise flying about, deal explosive damage to it
Kate Braxton > i got reallllllllly bored
Kate Braxton > and figured out what the starship enterprise would be like in eve
Kate Braxton > its max warp speed is only 3.8 au/s
Kate Braxton > does 1.5 BILLION dps from phasers alone
Kate Braxton > can go 142,401,418 m/s sublight
Kate Braxton > it would take half a million t2 heavy neuts to neut its warp core to 0
Kate Braxton > and signature radius smaller than a battlecruiser
Melke > Sounds pretty balanced so far
Vertical Axis > o_i
Kate Braxton > we think jovians are bad ass, captain picard would fuck them up so hard....
Kate Braxton > oh, i forgot, it also apparently has a 100% em/therm resist because in one episode they state that lasers have no effect whatsoever on their shields. somehow phasers are different :S
Kate Braxton > so if you see the enterprise flying about, deal explosive damage to it
<shezomb> I know people like to experiment with vegies up their special places, but i dont think chilis are a good option
<MrBlades> People like to do that sorta thing?
<shezomb> cuecumbers... carrots....
<MrBlades> You telling me you\'ve crammed a leak up your poop chute?
<shezomb> me? noo I have a vibrator for that
<MrBlades> Oh
<MrBlades> OH!
<MrBlades> ...
<MrBlades> Thats not a vegetable
<MrBlades> People like to do that sorta thing?
<shezomb> cuecumbers... carrots....
<MrBlades> You telling me you\'ve crammed a leak up your poop chute?
<shezomb> me? noo I have a vibrator for that
<MrBlades> Oh
<MrBlades> OH!
<MrBlades> ...
<MrBlades> Thats not a vegetable
Amarr knight > is it against EULA to sell naked pics of ur GF for isk?
Kingsley II > Stupid drones
Kingsley II > they split upthey
Olan Draselac > well, even though they're not together anymore
Olan Draselac > just know that they still love you
Kingsley II > lol
Olan Draselac > and them splitting up isn't your fault
Major Carnage > lol
Olan Draselac > your still their litle guy
Kingsley II > they split upthey
Olan Draselac > well, even though they're not together anymore
Olan Draselac > just know that they still love you
Kingsley II > lol
Olan Draselac > and them splitting up isn't your fault
Major Carnage > lol
Olan Draselac > your still their litle guy
Neonmantro > Error, To bring Exotic Dancer I online requires 10 inches, but only 8.6 of the 9.2 units that your pants produces are still available.
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > round of applause to neon there
Neonmantro > /emote takes bow
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > round of applause to neon there
Neonmantro > /emote takes bow
MasterSirith > omg !!!
MasterSirith > flying potato !
PieOmega > thanks
PieOmega > actually it's been called worse
fishyfishyfishyfishy > someone in a domi?
MasterSirith > yeah
MasterSirith > flying potato !
PieOmega > thanks
PieOmega > actually it's been called worse
fishyfishyfishyfishy > someone in a domi?
MasterSirith > yeah
HeX001 > The Olympics are supposed to restore english national pride .. but for 9.2bil, we could of just written 'Fuck Off Germany' On the moon ;)
<Wylker> i wear grey slacks with a pink shirt all the time
<Wylker> every girl i work with compliments me on it
<Wylker> every time
<Wylker> meanwhile all the guys are like - LAWL PINK IS GAY
<Wylker> meanwhile the hot receptionist buys me lunch
<ericamerica> probably buys you lunch cuz you wear the same clothes everyday tbh
<Wylker> every girl i work with compliments me on it
<Wylker> every time
<Wylker> meanwhile all the guys are like - LAWL PINK IS GAY
<Wylker> meanwhile the hot receptionist buys me lunch
<ericamerica> probably buys you lunch cuz you wear the same clothes everyday tbh
Tessa Vaako > The wife just looked at the Typhoon and asked why I was flying a tampon.
PKlavins > hehe just rediscovered my deodorant cannon we used as a school project inside my bag
PKlavins > good times...
Freddy Fatfingers > lol
PKlavins > we fired pingpong balls. best shot: 30metres
PKlavins > (Notify) Your 10mm Deodorant Cannon II strikes History Teacher perfectly, wrecking for detention.
PKlavins > good times...
Freddy Fatfingers > lol
PKlavins > we fired pingpong balls. best shot: 30metres
PKlavins > (Notify) Your 10mm Deodorant Cannon II strikes History Teacher perfectly, wrecking for detention.