Koronakesh > Was driving home from mall with gf, and "I kissed a girl" came on the radio. About 30 seconds later, i realize she's staring at me with a weird look and that I've been singing the words to "I robbed a goon"
Kate Braxton > oh, check this out
Kate Braxton > i got reallllllllly bored
Kate Braxton > and figured out what the starship enterprise would be like in eve
Kate Braxton > its max warp speed is only 3.8 au/s
Kate Braxton > does 1.5 BILLION dps from phasers alone
Kate Braxton > can go 142,401,418 m/s sublight
Kate Braxton > it would take half a million t2 heavy neuts to neut its warp core to 0
Kate Braxton > and signature radius smaller than a battlecruiser
Melke > Sounds pretty balanced so far
Vertical Axis > o_i
Kate Braxton > we think jovians are bad ass, captain picard would fuck them up so hard....
Kate Braxton > oh, i forgot, it also apparently has a 100% em/therm resist because in one episode they state that lasers have no effect whatsoever on their shields. somehow phasers are different :S
Kate Braxton > so if you see the enterprise flying about, deal explosive damage to it
Kate Braxton > i got reallllllllly bored
Kate Braxton > and figured out what the starship enterprise would be like in eve
Kate Braxton > its max warp speed is only 3.8 au/s
Kate Braxton > does 1.5 BILLION dps from phasers alone
Kate Braxton > can go 142,401,418 m/s sublight
Kate Braxton > it would take half a million t2 heavy neuts to neut its warp core to 0
Kate Braxton > and signature radius smaller than a battlecruiser
Melke > Sounds pretty balanced so far
Vertical Axis > o_i
Kate Braxton > we think jovians are bad ass, captain picard would fuck them up so hard....
Kate Braxton > oh, i forgot, it also apparently has a 100% em/therm resist because in one episode they state that lasers have no effect whatsoever on their shields. somehow phasers are different :S
Kate Braxton > so if you see the enterprise flying about, deal explosive damage to it
Sahkaedu Orinvi > Dear Miners,
It has come to my attention that you are no longer mining into jet cans. While this is safer for you, the miner, it does not exactly help me, the pirate.
Sahkaedu Orinvi > This is a very inconsiderate act, as without that jetcan sitting next to you, I am out of a job
Sahkaedu Orinvi > Please rectify this problem immediately
-Sahkaedu Orinvi
It has come to my attention that you are no longer mining into jet cans. While this is safer for you, the miner, it does not exactly help me, the pirate.
Sahkaedu Orinvi > This is a very inconsiderate act, as without that jetcan sitting next to you, I am out of a job
Sahkaedu Orinvi > Please rectify this problem immediately
-Sahkaedu Orinvi
<shezomb> I know people like to experiment with vegies up their special places, but i dont think chilis are a good option
<MrBlades> People like to do that sorta thing?
<shezomb> cuecumbers... carrots....
<MrBlades> You telling me you\'ve crammed a leak up your poop chute?
<shezomb> me? noo I have a vibrator for that
<MrBlades> Oh
<MrBlades> OH!
<MrBlades> ...
<MrBlades> Thats not a vegetable
<MrBlades> People like to do that sorta thing?
<shezomb> cuecumbers... carrots....
<MrBlades> You telling me you\'ve crammed a leak up your poop chute?
<shezomb> me? noo I have a vibrator for that
<MrBlades> Oh
<MrBlades> OH!
<MrBlades> ...
<MrBlades> Thats not a vegetable
Kingsley II > Stupid drones
Kingsley II > they split upthey
Olan Draselac > well, even though they're not together anymore
Olan Draselac > just know that they still love you
Kingsley II > lol
Olan Draselac > and them splitting up isn't your fault
Major Carnage > lol
Olan Draselac > your still their litle guy
Kingsley II > they split upthey
Olan Draselac > well, even though they're not together anymore
Olan Draselac > just know that they still love you
Kingsley II > lol
Olan Draselac > and them splitting up isn't your fault
Major Carnage > lol
Olan Draselac > your still their litle guy
Neonmantro > Error, To bring Exotic Dancer I online requires 10 inches, but only 8.6 of the 9.2 units that your pants produces are still available.
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > round of applause to neon there
Neonmantro > /emote takes bow
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > round of applause to neon there
Neonmantro > /emote takes bow
MasterSirith > omg !!!
MasterSirith > flying potato !
PieOmega > thanks
PieOmega > actually it's been called worse
fishyfishyfishyfishy > someone in a domi?
MasterSirith > yeah
MasterSirith > flying potato !
PieOmega > thanks
PieOmega > actually it's been called worse
fishyfishyfishyfishy > someone in a domi?
MasterSirith > yeah
HeX001 > The Olympics are supposed to restore english national pride .. but for 9.2bil, we could of just written 'Fuck Off Germany' On the moon ;)
<Wylker> i wear grey slacks with a pink shirt all the time
<Wylker> every girl i work with compliments me on it
<Wylker> every time
<Wylker> meanwhile all the guys are like - LAWL PINK IS GAY
<Wylker> meanwhile the hot receptionist buys me lunch
<ericamerica> probably buys you lunch cuz you wear the same clothes everyday tbh
<Wylker> every girl i work with compliments me on it
<Wylker> every time
<Wylker> meanwhile all the guys are like - LAWL PINK IS GAY
<Wylker> meanwhile the hot receptionist buys me lunch
<ericamerica> probably buys you lunch cuz you wear the same clothes everyday tbh
Tessa Vaako > The wife just looked at the Typhoon and asked why I was flying a tampon.