Saithe > oh, i win eve
Saithe > i was fuckin my gf the other night, and she called me saithe, instead of my real name
Saithe > i was like EPIC
Saithe > i was fuckin my gf the other night, and she called me saithe, instead of my real name
Saithe > i was like EPIC
Jonas Vinthyn > A friendly blue just asked me if the next system was clear. I didn't answer him because his name was XBox360clock and thats just retarded.
Kingsley II > Stupid drones
Kingsley II > they split upthey
Olan Draselac > well, even though they're not together anymore
Olan Draselac > just know that they still love you
Kingsley II > lol
Olan Draselac > and them splitting up isn't your fault
Major Carnage > lol
Olan Draselac > your still their litle guy
Kingsley II > they split upthey
Olan Draselac > well, even though they're not together anymore
Olan Draselac > just know that they still love you
Kingsley II > lol
Olan Draselac > and them splitting up isn't your fault
Major Carnage > lol
Olan Draselac > your still their litle guy
Neonmantro > Error, To bring Exotic Dancer I online requires 10 inches, but only 8.6 of the 9.2 units that your pants produces are still available.
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > round of applause to neon there
Neonmantro > /emote takes bow
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > round of applause to neon there
Neonmantro > /emote takes bow
MasterSirith > omg !!!
MasterSirith > flying potato !
PieOmega > thanks
PieOmega > actually it's been called worse
fishyfishyfishyfishy > someone in a domi?
MasterSirith > yeah
MasterSirith > flying potato !
PieOmega > thanks
PieOmega > actually it's been called worse
fishyfishyfishyfishy > someone in a domi?
MasterSirith > yeah
HeX001 > The Olympics are supposed to restore english national pride .. but for 9.2bil, we could of just written 'Fuck Off Germany' On the moon ;)
Tubiger > GOD I WANT TO DOCK
Elsydian > /emote waves to tubiger from outpost
Tubiger > OPEN THE DOOR
Elsydian > not by the hairs of my chinny chin chin
Tubiger > oh yeah?
Tubiger > /emote huffs
Tubiger > /emote puffs
Tubiger > /emote dies from lack of atmosphere in space
Elsydian > /emote waves to tubiger from outpost
Tubiger > OPEN THE DOOR
Elsydian > not by the hairs of my chinny chin chin
Tubiger > oh yeah?
Tubiger > /emote huffs
Tubiger > /emote puffs
Tubiger > /emote dies from lack of atmosphere in space
Diefurcht > got me a hulk, mm yum iskies
Dal Deinvisu > Never figured you for a miner, Die
Diefurcht > No, I blew one up.
Dal Deinvisu > Never figured you for a miner, Die
Diefurcht > No, I blew one up.
<Draxxxion> CRAP
<Draxxxion> Got another m&m stuck in my nose
<Draxxxion> WOOT
<Draxxxion> it came out
<Molle> ...
<Rogue01> dont ask
<Rogue01> theres no plausible explanation for that
<Equliz3r> lol
<Draxxxion> i having to download some new anti spyware software,and am shooting m&m's into a a cup while i wait, since i cant play EVE
<Draxxxion> And i coughed and got it stuck
<Draxxxion> But this time it fell out
<Molle> how can you mistake a cup for your nose?
<Draxxxion> Im shootin them into the cup WITH my nose
<Molle> ...
<Equliz3r> lol
<Molle> ill shutup now
<Equliz3r> i think thats best
<Rogue01> disturbing
<Rogue01> i am never having dinner with you
<Draxxxion> I can hit a cup out to around 15 feet, fairly accurately.....
<Prophetguru> the m&m assassin
<Draxxxion> Unfortunately, accidents sometimes happen and they go up my left nostril and get hung...
<Draxxxion> On my blocked up left nasal cavity, because of some surgery side affect from when i was a kid..
<Molle> jebus
<Molle> and this is the kind of ppl we recruit?
<Draxxxion> You dont have special bodily talents
<Draxxxion> :P
<Prophetguru> can you put 5-6 up there and go autocannon action?
<Draxxxion> Got another m&m stuck in my nose
<Draxxxion> WOOT
<Draxxxion> it came out
<Molle> ...
<Rogue01> dont ask
<Rogue01> theres no plausible explanation for that
<Equliz3r> lol
<Draxxxion> i having to download some new anti spyware software,and am shooting m&m's into a a cup while i wait, since i cant play EVE
<Draxxxion> And i coughed and got it stuck
<Draxxxion> But this time it fell out
<Molle> how can you mistake a cup for your nose?
<Draxxxion> Im shootin them into the cup WITH my nose
<Molle> ...
<Equliz3r> lol
<Molle> ill shutup now
<Equliz3r> i think thats best
<Rogue01> disturbing
<Rogue01> i am never having dinner with you
<Draxxxion> I can hit a cup out to around 15 feet, fairly accurately.....
<Prophetguru> the m&m assassin
<Draxxxion> Unfortunately, accidents sometimes happen and they go up my left nostril and get hung...
<Draxxxion> On my blocked up left nasal cavity, because of some surgery side affect from when i was a kid..
<Molle> jebus
<Molle> and this is the kind of ppl we recruit?
<Draxxxion> You dont have special bodily talents
<Draxxxion> :P
<Prophetguru> can you put 5-6 up there and go autocannon action?
(HippoKing): one idea from today (xkcd inspired) was to go into shops and try and buy the two items that would most freak out the cashier when bought together
(HippoKing): can you think of anything better than a pregnancy test and a single wire coathangar?
(vensa): those things, and a frying pan
(HippoKing): can you think of anything better than a pregnancy test and a single wire coathangar?
(vensa): those things, and a frying pan