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HeX001 > The Olympics are supposed to restore english national pride .. but for 9.2bil, we could of just written 'Fuck Off Germany' On the moon ;)
Tubiger > GOD I WANT TO DOCK
Elsydian > /emote waves to tubiger from outpost
Tubiger > OPEN THE DOOR
Elsydian > not by the hairs of my chinny chin chin
Tubiger > oh yeah?
Tubiger > /emote huffs
Tubiger > /emote puffs
Tubiger > /emote dies from lack of atmosphere in space
The S1lenc3er > 1234561234561111111111111112222222222222223333333333333334444444444444455555555555555666666666666
The S1lenc3er > ffs my guns rnt working
Diefurcht > got me a hulk, mm yum iskies
Dal Deinvisu > Never figured you for a miner, Die
Diefurcht > No, I blew one up.
<Draxxxion> CRAP
<Draxxxion> Got another m&m stuck in my nose
<Draxxxion> WOOT
<Draxxxion> it came out
<Molle> ...
<Rogue01> dont ask
<Rogue01> theres no plausible explanation for that
<Equliz3r> lol
<Draxxxion> i having to download some new anti spyware software,and am shooting m&m's into a a cup while i wait, since i cant play EVE
<Draxxxion> And i coughed and got it stuck
<Draxxxion> But this time it fell out
<Molle> how can you mistake a cup for your nose?
<Draxxxion> Im shootin them into the cup WITH my nose
<Molle> ...
<Equliz3r> lol
<Molle> ill shutup now
<Equliz3r> i think thats best
<Rogue01> disturbing
<Rogue01> i am never having dinner with you
<Draxxxion> I can hit a cup out to around 15 feet, fairly accurately.....
<Prophetguru> the m&m assassin
<Draxxxion> Unfortunately, accidents sometimes happen and they go up my left nostril and get hung...
<Draxxxion> On my blocked up left nasal cavity, because of some surgery side affect from when i was a kid..
<Molle> jebus
<Molle> and this is the kind of ppl we recruit?
<Draxxxion> You dont have special bodily talents
<Draxxxion> :P
<Prophetguru> can you put 5-6 up there and go autocannon action?
(HippoKing): one idea from today (xkcd inspired) was to go into shops and try and buy the two items that would most freak out the cashier when bought together
(HippoKing): can you think of anything better than a pregnancy test and a single wire coathangar?
(vensa): those things, and a frying pan
Gazmus > oza where is ur gang headed?
GeoNoSiS > to the losses section of our killboard :D
Khellias> If a psychiatrist ever checks the corp chat logs, we're doomed.
Naphtalia > did you just die?
Katharina DeMatier > yes....
Naphtalia > if you got killed while ransommed we will pay back the ransom
Naphtalia > Find the concord mail, and select all and copy it to a mail to me
Katharina DeMatier > i gave them 60million...
Katharina DeMatier > one moment not yet arrived
Katharina DeMatier > just the insurance mail
Naphtalia > yeh, I need the killmail to see who killed you so I can pay you back the isk
Katharina DeMatier > i got no killmail i down know why
Naphtalia > Did you do anything before you died? like self-destruct or jetison?
Katharina DeMatier > self-destruct
Katharina DeMatier > i remember now
Naphtalia > ok.. that explains it
Naphtalia > you paid a ransom and then self-destructed?
Katharina DeMatier > i want to kill myself in this moment ;)
Katharina DeMatier > so i dont get the money back i think? ^^
Naphtalia > no

Urban_Mongral> If you're a girl who likes to do the rounds, Its probably good to hang around MMO's
Urban_Mongral> for the vast hordes of single guys you get to choose from
Urban_Mongral> and the fact that your extremely unlikely to catch anything from them, which you might do with normal members of society
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