BoNeck > found something interseting in the patchnotes
Nicodiemus > ?
BoNeck > mom
Nicodiemus > Your mother is in the patch notes?
Athule Snanm > that is quite a discovery
Nicodiemus > ?
BoNeck > mom
Nicodiemus > Your mother is in the patch notes?
Athule Snanm > that is quite a discovery
<Corollax> I should set up a spreadsheet
<Corollax> oh god.
<Corollax> I was warned about this moment
<Corollax> oh god.
<Corollax> I was warned about this moment
Bremkr > did you destroy my ship just for fun?
Jgxrut > no, i did it for the loot and the salvage
Bremkr > then why did you pk me after?
Jgxrut > that was for fun
Jgxrut > no, i did it for the loot and the salvage
Bremkr > then why did you pk me after?
Jgxrut > that was for fun
Kythanis > lol dock and get some sleep or Ill send you to the clone bank
Murphy > :P
Murphy > I don't care what people think, you're not my wife, you can't boss me around!! :P
Kythanis > want me to come pod you to prove a point?
Murphy > no dear
Kythanis > then dock :P
Murphy > yes dear
Murphy > :P
Murphy > I don't care what people think, you're not my wife, you can't boss me around!! :P
Kythanis > want me to come pod you to prove a point?
Murphy > no dear
Kythanis > then dock :P
Murphy > yes dear
joshyo02: I just got an offer for sex
Aiyeeta Beaver: how many loyalty points?
Aiyeeta Beaver: how many loyalty points?
Witchking > well it was in Scotland
turquois > so every bugger knows
Witchking > on a business trip.................
Witchking > at a bar
Fast Eddie > /emote nods
Witchking > it was late
turquois > /emote giggles to herself, knowing where this story is going
Witchking > had a few to drink
Witchking > and a few ladies returned from an evening meal in Stirling
Witchking > now since they depated earlier that evening I had struck up a conversation with another chap at the bar and we were getting on just quite swell
Witchking > we both smiled when they returned...
Witchking > there was obviously an age difference in the two ladies, one around the mid twenties, the other around the mid thirties!
Witchking > since this matched myself and my new comrade we took it upon oursels to intoduce ourselves
Witchking > the beer flowed, the whisky ran freely, the jokes got a little more suggestive as each hour passed
turquois > dont try and blame the booze you
Witchking > at 2am, after 4 hours drinking and cojoling the bar closed so we all retired to the lounge......
Witchking > the inevitable happened...we paired off :-)
Witchking > My friend with the younger of the two fair maidens and me with the other....
Witchking > /emote leaves it to the wicked imagination of turq and others to fillin the next 45 minutes, no make that 2 hours :)
turquois > lmao
Witchking > i returned to my room weary and tired.....
Witchking > downstairs at breakfast was the other pair, but my 'partner' was still asleep!
Witchking > we got talking again, actually found out they where both students at the local Uni studying psycology
Witchking > then the event happened, that single most earth shattering moment that stunned me like a poor little rabbit in the headlights of an 40 ton eddie stobart truck......
turquois > LOL
Witchking > Charlotte, for that was the young maidens name casually dropped into the conversation that her (and my!) friend had just become a grandmother...........
Witchking > eh? i thought, she's a bit young to be a grandmother, nnot actually impossible but still quite young
Witchking > then it dawned upon me
Witchking > so i asked, how old was my sleeping beauty of a friend
Witchking > "Oh in her late fifties I think"
Witchking > was the reply
turquois > /emote bursts out laughing again
Witchking > she was older than my mother
Witchking > my mother for gods sake
turquois > now witchy - tell them how old you are dear
RedeyeAce > wasnt expecting that.. i thought u were gonna say fourties
Fast Eddie > /emote shakes his head
Witchking > now i'm the princly age of 34, so thats a pretty big difference
Witchking > but she honestly looed around 35-38!
Witchking > *looked
turquois > /emote nearly wets herself laughing
Witchking > needless to say i have so far ignored 2 phone calls now!
Witchking > and still get queesy when queing behind OAP's at the post office when posting things
turquois > LOL
Witchking > henceforth i will be everknown as "Granny Grabber"
Witchking > /emote runs off to get a very large brandy to calm his nerve's
Witchking > Oh no thats nowhere near the worst of it.......i contiinue
Fast Eddie > Oh goodie!
Witchking > I am on annual leave at the moment and checked my email yeasterday
Witchking > apparently the fault i went to fix a few weeks ago has re-occured and they have me booked at the same site agin next wed-fri.
Witchking > they have used the same hote (as we are in a contract with them)
Witchking > and i'm sure, somewherein the drunken convo's that someone said the two girls where semi-permnant residents at the hotel
Witchking > they are using it as a residence as they study.......
Witchking > anyone live in Stirling so i can crash at their place?
turquois > bit far....
Witchking > damn damn damn you all........
Witchking > /emote has just had a VERY wicked thought
turquois > go on,,,,,
Witchking > /emote wonders that if he uses said number of stalking scotch girl
Witchking > and text's the following.....she may rebuke him forever :-)
Witchking > "Hi, nice to here from you, had a great time a few weeks ago, but just had a check-up atthe docs. You may want to go to the clinic yourself! Thanks again. T"
turquois > lmfao
turquois > you evil git
Witchking > :)
Witchking > yes yes yes ... a plan a real plan that might just work !
Fast Eddie > Well Witch, there is one ray of sunshine in the whole sordid affair.. and I'm picking my words carefully...
Witchking > continue.....
Fast Eddie > You can be reasonably sure she didn't get pregnant. :)
turquois > LMFAO
Witchking > Noooooooooooo
Witchking > it'll just be my luck to have located the planets only late 50 somthing pre-menopausal woman!
Witchking > i'd have to marry her
Witchking > then i'd be a step father to someone the same age as me
Witchking > /emote wants off the merry-go-round now please!
Witchking > /emote rocks back and forthi n chair clutching head singing "Daisy Daisy , giv eme your answer do...."
turquois > so every bugger knows
Witchking > on a business trip.................
Witchking > at a bar
Fast Eddie > /emote nods
Witchking > it was late
turquois > /emote giggles to herself, knowing where this story is going
Witchking > had a few to drink
Witchking > and a few ladies returned from an evening meal in Stirling
Witchking > now since they depated earlier that evening I had struck up a conversation with another chap at the bar and we were getting on just quite swell
Witchking > we both smiled when they returned...
Witchking > there was obviously an age difference in the two ladies, one around the mid twenties, the other around the mid thirties!
Witchking > since this matched myself and my new comrade we took it upon oursels to intoduce ourselves
Witchking > the beer flowed, the whisky ran freely, the jokes got a little more suggestive as each hour passed
turquois > dont try and blame the booze you
Witchking > at 2am, after 4 hours drinking and cojoling the bar closed so we all retired to the lounge......
Witchking > the inevitable happened...we paired off :-)
Witchking > My friend with the younger of the two fair maidens and me with the other....
Witchking > /emote leaves it to the wicked imagination of turq and others to fillin the next 45 minutes, no make that 2 hours :)
turquois > lmao
Witchking > i returned to my room weary and tired.....
Witchking > downstairs at breakfast was the other pair, but my 'partner' was still asleep!
Witchking > we got talking again, actually found out they where both students at the local Uni studying psycology
Witchking > then the event happened, that single most earth shattering moment that stunned me like a poor little rabbit in the headlights of an 40 ton eddie stobart truck......
turquois > LOL
Witchking > Charlotte, for that was the young maidens name casually dropped into the conversation that her (and my!) friend had just become a grandmother...........
Witchking > eh? i thought, she's a bit young to be a grandmother, nnot actually impossible but still quite young
Witchking > then it dawned upon me
Witchking > so i asked, how old was my sleeping beauty of a friend
Witchking > "Oh in her late fifties I think"
Witchking > was the reply
turquois > /emote bursts out laughing again
Witchking > she was older than my mother
Witchking > my mother for gods sake
turquois > now witchy - tell them how old you are dear
RedeyeAce > wasnt expecting that.. i thought u were gonna say fourties
Fast Eddie > /emote shakes his head
Witchking > now i'm the princly age of 34, so thats a pretty big difference
Witchking > but she honestly looed around 35-38!
Witchking > *looked
turquois > /emote nearly wets herself laughing
Witchking > needless to say i have so far ignored 2 phone calls now!
Witchking > and still get queesy when queing behind OAP's at the post office when posting things
turquois > LOL
Witchking > henceforth i will be everknown as "Granny Grabber"
Witchking > /emote runs off to get a very large brandy to calm his nerve's
Witchking > Oh no thats nowhere near the worst of it.......i contiinue
Fast Eddie > Oh goodie!
Witchking > I am on annual leave at the moment and checked my email yeasterday
Witchking > apparently the fault i went to fix a few weeks ago has re-occured and they have me booked at the same site agin next wed-fri.
Witchking > they have used the same hote (as we are in a contract with them)
Witchking > and i'm sure, somewherein the drunken convo's that someone said the two girls where semi-permnant residents at the hotel
Witchking > they are using it as a residence as they study.......
Witchking > anyone live in Stirling so i can crash at their place?
turquois > bit far....
Witchking > damn damn damn you all........
Witchking > /emote has just had a VERY wicked thought
turquois > go on,,,,,
Witchking > /emote wonders that if he uses said number of stalking scotch girl
Witchking > and text's the following.....she may rebuke him forever :-)
Witchking > "Hi, nice to here from you, had a great time a few weeks ago, but just had a check-up atthe docs. You may want to go to the clinic yourself! Thanks again. T"
turquois > lmfao
turquois > you evil git
Witchking > :)
Witchking > yes yes yes ... a plan a real plan that might just work !
Fast Eddie > Well Witch, there is one ray of sunshine in the whole sordid affair.. and I'm picking my words carefully...
Witchking > continue.....
Fast Eddie > You can be reasonably sure she didn't get pregnant. :)
turquois > LMFAO
Witchking > Noooooooooooo
Witchking > it'll just be my luck to have located the planets only late 50 somthing pre-menopausal woman!
Witchking > i'd have to marry her
Witchking > then i'd be a step father to someone the same age as me
Witchking > /emote wants off the merry-go-round now please!
Witchking > /emote rocks back and forthi n chair clutching head singing "Daisy Daisy , giv eme your answer do...."
dailyhazard > im not allowed in english for 2 lessons
dailyhazard > cos i sang inspector gadget constantly
dailyhazard > for the whole lesson
Hellraiza666 > lol
joefishy > noob
joefishy > how old are you ?
Hunkof BurningLove > 34, he's the teacher
dailyhazard > cos i sang inspector gadget constantly
dailyhazard > for the whole lesson
Hellraiza666 > lol
joefishy > noob
joefishy > how old are you ?
Hunkof BurningLove > 34, he's the teacher
Akhual > roflmao
sigirelli > :(
Akhual > roflmao with cherrys on top
* sigirelli gets coat
* Akhual is roflmao so hard he's crying
Akhual > you made my day dude
Max Calimaris > ?
Max Calimaris > sig just die?
sigirelli > :(
Akhual > max, did you know you can change skills mid train and not lose all the cp you learnt?
* sigirelli cries
Max Calimaris > yeah
Akhual > cos sig only just this second found out
Akhual > after all ths time playing - 4 months!!
Akhual > !!!!!
Max Calimaris > wtflmfao!
Max Calimaris > u never tried it :))))
Max Calimaris > august septembver october november :)
Max Calimaris > 4 months siggy thatt gotta be a record :)
Macky Oriley > ah sig you gem
sigirelli > :(
Akhual > theres not enough places I can post that story
sigirelli > so how do u do it?!
* sigirelli cries again
sigirelli > that does make things a lot easier
sigirelli > thought it was a bit stupid!
Max Calimaris > it tells u u nork!
sigirelli > lol yep
Max Calimaris > no wonder you nearly quit :)
sigirelli > i work it out in my head when i have to log back on and change :(
sigirelli > i dnt go to bed until i can :(
Akhual > rofl
Max Calimaris > 'oh no ive gotta let this finish or ill lose the points!"
Max Calimaris > RAWR
Sigirelli > I even leave my gf's house at 2am just to get home and change skills!!! Didn't want to lose 9 hours...
sigirelli > :(
Akhual > roflmao with cherrys on top
* sigirelli gets coat
* Akhual is roflmao so hard he's crying
Akhual > you made my day dude
Max Calimaris > ?
Max Calimaris > sig just die?
sigirelli > :(
Akhual > max, did you know you can change skills mid train and not lose all the cp you learnt?
* sigirelli cries
Max Calimaris > yeah
Akhual > cos sig only just this second found out
Akhual > after all ths time playing - 4 months!!
Akhual > !!!!!
Max Calimaris > wtflmfao!
Max Calimaris > u never tried it :))))
Max Calimaris > august septembver october november :)
Max Calimaris > 4 months siggy thatt gotta be a record :)
Macky Oriley > ah sig you gem
sigirelli > :(
Akhual > theres not enough places I can post that story
sigirelli > so how do u do it?!
* sigirelli cries again
sigirelli > that does make things a lot easier
sigirelli > thought it was a bit stupid!
Max Calimaris > it tells u u nork!
sigirelli > lol yep
Max Calimaris > no wonder you nearly quit :)
sigirelli > i work it out in my head when i have to log back on and change :(
sigirelli > i dnt go to bed until i can :(
Akhual > rofl
Max Calimaris > 'oh no ive gotta let this finish or ill lose the points!"
Max Calimaris > RAWR
Sigirelli > I even leave my gf's house at 2am just to get home and change skills!!! Didn't want to lose 9 hours...
Coran Roscai > Can anyone loan me 10,000 isk? please...
Raldoz > no
Coran Roscai > :( - I really need it
Scalaris > Coran - sent
Coran Roscai > woot
Coran Roscai > now I have an even 12 bil - I luv you
Raldoz > no
Coran Roscai > :( - I really need it
Scalaris > Coran - sent
Coran Roscai > woot
Coran Roscai > now I have an even 12 bil - I luv you
<Chowdown> Omg
<Chowdown> I just had a long telphone conversation
<Chowdown> and I looked down at my right hand
<Chowdown> every time I talked I was pressing control
<Chowdown> I just had a long telphone conversation
<Chowdown> and I looked down at my right hand
<Chowdown> every time I talked I was pressing control