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*Princess Jodi makes a snowball to throw at Ishida, but then considers the price of ice and puts it back.

Elise Masutra > hi dan whats up? podding noobs all day?
dandatau > lol
dandatau > lol i got podded sunday night :(
Elise Masutra > by noobs? lol
dandatau > lol, yea
Elise Masutra > lmao

#881 + ( 31 ) -inappropriate?

<Vociferous> Who would you rather be with if you were trapped on a desert island
<Vociferous> A girl with a penis,
<Vociferous> or a man with a vagina
<Dacon> hm.
<Sniphr> do we have to choose one?
<Dacon> first off, I'd like to say you're a sick bastard.

#873 + ( 31 ) -inappropriate?

Stormking > well you're good at losing ships
Cecilathan > stfu :(
Cecilathan > that's not a nice thing to say :(
Cecilathan > I miss my Prophecy :((((
Cecilathan > all 4 of them

#577 + ( 31 ) -inappropriate?

Lizaa > if men could lick themselves we would never leave the house
Lord Zap > indeed
Negotiator > i didnt mean i lick my penis, asshole
Siddy > lick themselfs... were?
Lord Zap > rofl
Lizaa > lol

#380 + ( 31 ) -inappropriate?

Etheral > whats going on at the ec gate?
NuclearSunset > WRA!!!!!
Harcole > is that like a confused war?

#147 + ( 31 ) -inappropriate?

Wren > How else am I supposed to take over the universe if I can't seed an army by myself?

#13815 + ( 30 ) -inappropriate?

LigitLawer > Hello, I represent the prosecution in this case Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom i trying ot be nice and u keep screwed with me
LigitLawer > I, through the evidence i intend to provide to the jury, will prove that Yummy Yummy Yummy is in fact, guilty of being a cheating bitch, and a twatwaffle.
PimpDady > wait...twatwaffle is a good thing isn't it?
Mom > These are my lawyers, What you say to me, you say to them.
PimpDady > she has our pants
LigitLawer > She pays in blowjobs
LigitLawer > He bro
LigitLawer > I know you need isk
LigitLawer > Send me 6B
PimpDady > We not jump on u
LigitLawer > Ill double it
LigitLawer > Im a lawyerr
LigitLawer > You can trust me
PimpDady > he will he just drubled mine
LigitLawer > Ill just take a bit for fees and taxes
TheWooGuy > He is, and you can indeed trust him
Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom im trying to mend any issues we have your not helping
TheWooGuy > Mom doesn't have the issues
PimpDady > it will help if u send 1 billion and show value of her discussion
PimpDady > see you keep asking for isk...so now she is in order to have nice happy time
Yummy Yummy Yummy > hmm
PimpDady > u pay 1 billion u can talk to Mom without us
PimpDady > think of it like eve prostitution
PimpDady > and i am the pimp!
LigitLawer > I would like to bring forawrd a witness to Yummy Yummy Yummy's bitchness
PimpDady > YES I made myself a pimp!
PimpDady > damnit another black guy...hope hes not trying to be a pimp
LigitLawer > BlackguyWithBomb, do you sware to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you Allah?
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote palces hand on drop trigger to suicide bomb
BlackguyWithBomb > I do
PimpDady > don't deal with lawyers send me isk..I get u room with Mom
BlackguyWithBomb > I have witnessed Yummy Yummy Yummy is a cheating bitch, having stolen ISK from corp members
BlackguyWithBomb > Also, he is a twat waffle who cant handel vida games like a pro
PimpDady > and he doesn't even think continued contact with Mom is worth 1billion....
LigitLawer > Thank you, you may leave the stand
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote drops the bomb, and the base

#13792 + ( 30 ) -inappropriate?

Katrina Oniseki > I AM COMPLETELY NAKED
Katrina Oniseki > AT THE COMPUTER
Katrina Oniseki > I AM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Katrina Oniseki > /emote runs around
Kasuko Merin > Katnip; not even once.

#13777 + ( 30 ) -inappropriate?

*Caineghis Beckett : hm... I can't decide which is crazier. The history class I'm in where the students are plotting to kill one another, or the class where we've figured out how to raise our grades by screwing over the rest of the class....
*Funless Saisima : the 2nd one sounds like eve
*Caineghis Beckett : Not the first one?

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