Shadow XII > Does anyone here know the best way to give aids to a blind monkey?
Kristina Putzkanner > i dunno how'd you catch it?
Shadow XII > I havent
Shadow XII > Wait
Shadow XII > The monkey or the aids?
Kristina Putzkanner > i dunno how'd you catch it?
Shadow XII > I havent
Shadow XII > Wait
Shadow XII > The monkey or the aids?
Shadow XII > You had me under a warp jam....you could have had my ass, why'd you stop?
Ahriman > You are not worth my ammunition.
Shadow XII > So why jam me?
Ahriman > It's just fun to watch you squirm.
Ahriman > You are not worth my ammunition.
Shadow XII > So why jam me?
Ahriman > It's just fun to watch you squirm.
Kyp13 > oh, which side are your gas/brake pedals on in your car?
Kyp13 > we saw a european truck in town today and wondered where the pedals were...
Azia Burgi > the same side as the steering wheel
Kyp13 > i mean is the gas on the right and the brake on the left
Kyp13 > or the other way around
Azia Burgi > no
Azia Burgi > its still C B A
Kyp13 > a?
Azia Burgi > accelerator/gas
Kyp13 > ah
Kyp13 > same here then
Kitsy Chan > whats c?
Kyp13 > clutch
Azia Burgi > fyi: europe drives on the same side of the road as the states
Azia Burgi > its only the UK and ireland that still drive on the left
Kitsy Chan > whats... a clutch?
Kyp13 > ...
Kyp13 > it takes the piece off the wheel so you can change gears
Azia Burgi > it allows you to change gear in a manual car
suoidet ahcrin > or .. grind it till you find it speed changing selector
Kitsy Chan > is that what that grinding screeching soud is?
Azia Burgi > yes
Kitsy Chan > So its not a spair gas pedle for left handed drivers?
Azia Burgi > wtf... are you serious?
Kitsy Chan > ok, even my moterbike has automatic transmission :)
Azia Burgi > you go down on the clutch at the same time as coming off the gas, select your gear, slowly come of f the clutch and re apply the gas at the same rate
suoidet ahcrin > hmm .. a spare gas pedal to DOUBLE you speed .. just what the roadway needs
Azia Burgi > never ever let kitsy drive me anywhere
Kyp13 > we saw a european truck in town today and wondered where the pedals were...
Azia Burgi > the same side as the steering wheel
Kyp13 > i mean is the gas on the right and the brake on the left
Kyp13 > or the other way around
Azia Burgi > no
Azia Burgi > its still C B A
Kyp13 > a?
Azia Burgi > accelerator/gas
Kyp13 > ah
Kyp13 > same here then
Kitsy Chan > whats c?
Kyp13 > clutch
Azia Burgi > fyi: europe drives on the same side of the road as the states
Azia Burgi > its only the UK and ireland that still drive on the left
Kitsy Chan > whats... a clutch?
Kyp13 > ...
Kyp13 > it takes the piece off the wheel so you can change gears
Azia Burgi > it allows you to change gear in a manual car
suoidet ahcrin > or .. grind it till you find it speed changing selector
Kitsy Chan > is that what that grinding screeching soud is?
Azia Burgi > yes
Kitsy Chan > So its not a spair gas pedle for left handed drivers?
Azia Burgi > wtf... are you serious?
Kitsy Chan > ok, even my moterbike has automatic transmission :)
Azia Burgi > you go down on the clutch at the same time as coming off the gas, select your gear, slowly come of f the clutch and re apply the gas at the same rate
suoidet ahcrin > hmm .. a spare gas pedal to DOUBLE you speed .. just what the roadway needs
Azia Burgi > never ever let kitsy drive me anywhere
Alan Maher > bad boys bad boys, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when you can't ctrl+q
Khellias> I'm pretty sure they named it the Burst because some Brutor was waving his shiv around a little too enthusiastically and cut through the duct tape holding the first one together.
<Theo|afk> The cluster is not currently accepting connections
<Theo|afk> sounds like me wife. :)
<Theo|afk> sounds like me wife. :)
Adge > "Why are you windmilling your arm like that?" "I'm playing EVE on the Wii and I'm trying to hit this %^%*&$ interceptor."
Adge > "Dude, you're tangled up in your controller cord." "Webbed."
Adge > "Dude, you're tangled up in your controller cord." "Webbed."
Sirri > Greetings.
Greekil > everyone say hi to Siiri
Sirri > Hi Sirri!
AirWalker > wtf is a siiri?
Sirri > Wow, am I ever unpopular. =)
Sirri > Thanks for the invite, have a good one.
*sirri leaves channel
Viper ShizzIe > isn't that Tom Cruise's baby?
Greekil > air, i told you you scare everyone away like that :(
AirWalker > what?
Greekil > everyone say hi to Siiri
Sirri > Hi Sirri!
AirWalker > wtf is a siiri?
Sirri > Wow, am I ever unpopular. =)
Sirri > Thanks for the invite, have a good one.
*sirri leaves channel
Viper ShizzIe > isn't that Tom Cruise's baby?
Greekil > air, i told you you scare everyone away like that :(
AirWalker > what?
PKlavins > o here's a fun game...take a line from star wars or any film, and replace a word with the word 'sausage'....e.g. "The Force is strong in my sausage" from star wars :P
Arkasius > oh boy
Arkasius > someone should tell the germans that when the animal dies and actually is made into a bratwurst that the force dies with the animal
Wargasm > This was your fathers Sausage.... he wanted you to have it.
PKlavins > o this one is classic......"Governor Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s sausage!"
Virtuozzo > o m g
Arkasius > rofl
Wargasm > Use the Sausage Luke. Let go, Luke. Luke, trust me
TapLon > Julia: oh sausage oh sausage, where are they my sausage
PKlavins > "I find your lack of sausage disturbing..."
PKlavins > no even better......"I cannot teach him. The boy has no sausage."
night lancer > ffs now am hungry
Arkasius > o_0
Virtuozzo > ow boy NL that was bad timing that comment
PKlavins > ROFL...
night lancer > /emote shakes head 8(
Arkasius > oh boy
Arkasius > someone should tell the germans that when the animal dies and actually is made into a bratwurst that the force dies with the animal
Wargasm > This was your fathers Sausage.... he wanted you to have it.
PKlavins > o this one is classic......"Governor Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s sausage!"
Virtuozzo > o m g
Arkasius > rofl
Wargasm > Use the Sausage Luke. Let go, Luke. Luke, trust me
TapLon > Julia: oh sausage oh sausage, where are they my sausage
PKlavins > "I find your lack of sausage disturbing..."
PKlavins > no even better......"I cannot teach him. The boy has no sausage."
night lancer > ffs now am hungry
Arkasius > o_0
Virtuozzo > ow boy NL that was bad timing that comment
PKlavins > ROFL...
night lancer > /emote shakes head 8(
Gaius Sejanus > YOU WILL ACCEPT OUR FRIENDLY HELP OR SO HELP ME I WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE WITH A TOOTHPICK YOU COCKMONGER!