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<TheEnslaver> Daniel, you must be the only person I know, to have a negative IQ :/
Danks > i broke a toe walking into my apt drunk one time
Danks > walked into a corner of a wall
Danks > that i forgot was there
duddy gilbey > at least you didnt feel it at first :p
Danks > smashed my head into it
Hoozin > Danks, have you ever considered drinking less?
duddy gilbey > ouch
Danks > went to take a piss after and i'm like what this sticky shit dripping into my eyes?
duddy gilbey > Lol, why would he drink less... danks without drinking would be like jessus without dying
Danks > wow now that's a quote
duddy gilbey > lol
Hoozin > I'm so putting that in my bio
[+DJ_Splendid] damnnn. cube was sinister shit. cube 3 adds a whole new level of sinister shitstack
[+DJ_Splendid] im sleeping with the light on
[+DJ_Splendid] and an airgun under my pillow
[+DJ_Splendid] and my taekwonodo gear on
[+DJ_Splendid] and my katana on the windowsill
[+DJ_Splendid] fuckit. im ringing mummy
Vasques Kroegler > Let's moon them :D
Voltaire Leriel > yeah i'll hit them with my tech 2 ass
Mimiru > thats an XL weapon isnt it?
Tancred > i have a 6mnth baby asleep in one arm
Danks > awww how cute
Tancred > snoring like a train
Tancred > or a structure repairer
Maximillian Kord > ok ill tell ya but not in local
Mifuune > ok
Maximillian Kord > got into a topless lapdance bar
Maximillian Kord > was chatting up 2 gorgoeus girls, looked like sisters
Maximillian Kord > one hand on ones breats , the other on the other ass
Maximillian Kord > when the hand on the ass fell something that shouldnt have been there
Maximillian Kord > arrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhh
Mifuune > hahahahahaha
Maximillian Kord > left that bar damn quick i tell ya
Maximillian Kord > the real thing that pissed me off was it was bigger than mine lol
<DJPunkerchu|On-Air> uriel im seriously thinking about tit
<Rhaegar> something i do often, punker.
<Uriel_Magente> i think seriously about tit too ;p
<Dalmont_Delantee> I'm always thinking about tit Punker :P
<DJPunkerchu|On-Air> about it*
SpaceGoat > if anyone is going to marry my sister ITS GOIN TO BE ME
<Urban_Mongral> http://omgrawr.net/?151
<Frankinator> i dont think ur supposed to submit ur own quotes
<Frankinator> then come back here
<Frankinator> paste ur own link
<Frankinator> and go like
<Frankinator> 'im funny!'
<Frankinator> but thats just me
(Neghotiator) who cares how the girl sings anyway
(Neghotiator) whats more important is cooking and cleaning
(Neghotiator) cuz thats what they gotta be doing
(Neghotiator) not some fancy singing
(KnightDelta) lol
(KnightDelta) You're forgetting something important, Neghotiator.
(Neghotiator) ?
(KnightDelta) If they happen to be grammy award-winning international singers they can also afford a farm filled with those computer dream-machines every geek always dreams of.
(KnightDelta) The Cha-Ching Effect.
(Neghotiator) bill gates can afford that too
(Neghotiator) doesnt mean i pop a boner when i see him
(Neghotiator) (altho i do)
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