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Danks > i broke a toe walking into my apt drunk one time
Danks > walked into a corner of a wall
Danks > that i forgot was there
duddy gilbey > at least you didnt feel it at first :p
Danks > smashed my head into it
Hoozin > Danks, have you ever considered drinking less?
duddy gilbey > ouch
Danks > went to take a piss after and i'm like what this sticky shit dripping into my eyes?
duddy gilbey > Lol, why would he drink less... danks without drinking would be like jessus without dying
Danks > wow now that's a quote
duddy gilbey > lol
Hoozin > I'm so putting that in my bio
[+DJ_Splendid] damnnn. cube was sinister shit. cube 3 adds a whole new level of sinister shitstack
[+DJ_Splendid] im sleeping with the light on
[+DJ_Splendid] and an airgun under my pillow
[+DJ_Splendid] and my taekwonodo gear on
[+DJ_Splendid] and my katana on the windowsill
[+DJ_Splendid] fuckit. im ringing mummy
Vasques Kroegler > Let's moon them :D
Voltaire Leriel > yeah i'll hit them with my tech 2 ass
Mimiru > thats an XL weapon isnt it?
Tancred > i have a 6mnth baby asleep in one arm
Danks > awww how cute
Tancred > snoring like a train
Tancred > or a structure repairer
Elise Masutra > hi dan whats up? podding noobs all day?
dandatau > lol
dandatau > lol i got podded sunday night :(
Elise Masutra > by noobs? lol
dandatau > lol, yea
Elise Masutra > lmao
Knuck > one of my ex corpmates is a 911 operator and he plays eve on the job
Atandros > he plays Eve while dispatching medics, directing firefighters and calling in police?
Knuck > well I'm pretty sure he says 'afk' when he takes a call
Jesterofchaos > druid you guys hunting anyone worth while?
Zardock > druid's been after my mom for a few weeks now o.0 :P no bro...
KSUDruid > dude, your mom is hot
KSUDruid > zardock's mom, has got it goin' on
Lansfear > o.0
Zardock > dude, it mah fucking mom
Lansfear > /emote shuves a bar of soap in druids mouth
Murphy > is she a milf?
KSUDruid > why? i'm not using bad words
Lansfear > thats his mom!
<DJPunkerchu|On-Air> uriel im seriously thinking about tit
<Rhaegar> something i do often, punker.
<Uriel_Magente> i think seriously about tit too ;p
<Dalmont_Delantee> I'm always thinking about tit Punker :P
<DJPunkerchu|On-Air> about it*
(Neghotiator) who cares how the girl sings anyway
(Neghotiator) whats more important is cooking and cleaning
(Neghotiator) cuz thats what they gotta be doing
(Neghotiator) not some fancy singing
(KnightDelta) lol
(KnightDelta) You're forgetting something important, Neghotiator.
(Neghotiator) ?
(KnightDelta) If they happen to be grammy award-winning international singers they can also afford a farm filled with those computer dream-machines every geek always dreams of.
(KnightDelta) The Cha-Ching Effect.
(Neghotiator) bill gates can afford that too
(Neghotiator) doesnt mean i pop a boner when i see him
(Neghotiator) (altho i do)
<redfish> yarr
<redfish> the fun?
<redfish> omg i cant spell "teh"
<redfish> "the fun" looks ghey
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