Lady Aleksandra > I love the sound of rain
SilentHunter13 > i'm british....it doesn't matter what the weather is, its a great excuse to complain
SilentHunter13 > english past time, complaining
Lady Aleksandra > thats the solution to the energy crisis
Lady Aleksandra > simply harness the power of british moaning
Lady Aleksandra > oh look, that moaning powered light bulb has gone off aga-....oh its come back on
SilentHunter13 > i'm british....it doesn't matter what the weather is, its a great excuse to complain
SilentHunter13 > english past time, complaining
Lady Aleksandra > thats the solution to the energy crisis
Lady Aleksandra > simply harness the power of british moaning
Lady Aleksandra > oh look, that moaning powered light bulb has gone off aga-....oh its come back on
Ikvar > What pisses me off is this:
Ikvar > CCP: Oh my god, look how many people we have on our sharless server!
Ikvar > Server: Griiind crunch fuck die
Ikvar > CCP: Oh my god, look how many people we have on our sharless server!
Ikvar > Players: Fix the fucking lag
Ikvar > CCP: Oh my god, look how many people we have on our sharless server! Also, new mining barges!
Ikvar > CCP: Oh my god, look how many people we have on our sharless server!
Ikvar > Server: Griiind crunch fuck die
Ikvar > CCP: Oh my god, look how many people we have on our sharless server!
Ikvar > Players: Fix the fucking lag
Ikvar > CCP: Oh my god, look how many people we have on our sharless server! Also, new mining barges!
sugarXsugar > aparently, while veldspar won't attack you when you try to mine it, a battleship will...
Sakura Yoshida > hiya
Akatsuki > give me your cruiser or i kill you
Sakura Yoshida > hehe, good work
Akatsuki > sirious i am gonna kill your ass
Akatsuki > eject
Akatsuki > you get my merlin
Sakura Yoshida > no way
Akatsuki > ok
Akatsuki > eject
Sakura Yoshida > goddamn
Akatsuki > do it
Sakura Yoshida > you do it
Akatsuki > i do it and then you
Akatsuki > wait
Akatsuki > stop
Akatsuki > ok i am gonna kill you then
Akatsuki > our give me 1M
Akatsuki > hey what are you gonna do
Sakura Yoshida > i'm gonna keep travelling along, and if you open fire on me, i'll blow you up
Akatsuki > you give me atleast 1M
Sakura Yoshida > no way
Akatsuki > yeah
Akatsuki > you give me
Akatsuki > you cant fire me
Sakura Yoshida > i can return fire
Akatsuki > you dont have guns dumbass
(Note: I actually have 1 150mm railgun, 1 250mm railgun, and 2 heavy missile launchers, my guns are clearly visible on my ship)
Sakura Yoshida > keep thinking that, butthead
Akatsuki > ****head give me 500k or you cruiser
Sakura Yoshida > you give me 1 million
Akatsuki > our what
Sakura Yoshida > you know, you must be the most inept criminal ever
Akatsuki > give me 500k our you cruiser
Sakura Yoshida > are you gonna attack or what?
Akatsuki > you can't fire me
Akatsuki > because you are a sissy
Sakura Yoshida > you're the sissy, idiot
Akatsuki > you
Sakura Yoshida > you threaten me, but dont have the guts to open fire
Akatsuki > you either
Sakura Yoshida > well, you started this
Akatsuki > 500k our you cruiser
Sakura Yoshida > i think i'll hang onto it
Sakura Yoshida > are you gonna do anything, or can i just keep going?
Akatsuki > give me
Sakura Yoshida > nope
Akatsuki > yes
Sakura Yoshida > or what, you'll hit me with your puny 150mm railguns?
Sakura Yoshida > i have 250mm ones
Akatsuki > rofl
Akatsuki > fire me then ****head
Akatsuki > my blasters do 60 dmg
Akatsuki > i think i can tank you
Sakura Yoshida > why dont you fire, toughy?
Akatsuki > because i want your ship
Akatsuki > or 500k
Sakura Yoshida > ooh, well you're not gonna get it
Akatsuki > please dont shoot me then
Sakura Yoshida > ok then
Sakura Yoshida > you're new to this, arent you?
Akatsuki > why dont you shoot at me
Akatsuki > no
Sakura Yoshida > because, you havent shot at me
Akatsuki > you ?
Sakura Yoshida > so, are you going to attack or not?
Sakura Yoshida > because i have to get somewhere
<- Akatsuki has left the channel
Akatsuki > give me your cruiser or i kill you
Sakura Yoshida > hehe, good work
Akatsuki > sirious i am gonna kill your ass
Akatsuki > eject
Akatsuki > you get my merlin
Sakura Yoshida > no way
Akatsuki > ok
Akatsuki > eject
Sakura Yoshida > goddamn
Akatsuki > do it
Sakura Yoshida > you do it
Akatsuki > i do it and then you
Akatsuki > wait
Akatsuki > stop
Akatsuki > ok i am gonna kill you then
Akatsuki > our give me 1M
Akatsuki > hey what are you gonna do
Sakura Yoshida > i'm gonna keep travelling along, and if you open fire on me, i'll blow you up
Akatsuki > you give me atleast 1M
Sakura Yoshida > no way
Akatsuki > yeah
Akatsuki > you give me
Akatsuki > you cant fire me
Sakura Yoshida > i can return fire
Akatsuki > you dont have guns dumbass
(Note: I actually have 1 150mm railgun, 1 250mm railgun, and 2 heavy missile launchers, my guns are clearly visible on my ship)
Sakura Yoshida > keep thinking that, butthead
Akatsuki > ****head give me 500k or you cruiser
Sakura Yoshida > you give me 1 million
Akatsuki > our what
Sakura Yoshida > you know, you must be the most inept criminal ever
Akatsuki > give me 500k our you cruiser
Sakura Yoshida > are you gonna attack or what?
Akatsuki > you can't fire me
Akatsuki > because you are a sissy
Sakura Yoshida > you're the sissy, idiot
Akatsuki > you
Sakura Yoshida > you threaten me, but dont have the guts to open fire
Akatsuki > you either
Sakura Yoshida > well, you started this
Akatsuki > 500k our you cruiser
Sakura Yoshida > i think i'll hang onto it
Sakura Yoshida > are you gonna do anything, or can i just keep going?
Akatsuki > give me
Sakura Yoshida > nope
Akatsuki > yes
Sakura Yoshida > or what, you'll hit me with your puny 150mm railguns?
Sakura Yoshida > i have 250mm ones
Akatsuki > rofl
Akatsuki > fire me then ****head
Akatsuki > my blasters do 60 dmg
Akatsuki > i think i can tank you
Sakura Yoshida > why dont you fire, toughy?
Akatsuki > because i want your ship
Akatsuki > or 500k
Sakura Yoshida > ooh, well you're not gonna get it
Akatsuki > please dont shoot me then
Sakura Yoshida > ok then
Sakura Yoshida > you're new to this, arent you?
Akatsuki > why dont you shoot at me
Akatsuki > no
Sakura Yoshida > because, you havent shot at me
Akatsuki > you ?
Sakura Yoshida > so, are you going to attack or not?
Sakura Yoshida > because i have to get somewhere
<- Akatsuki has left the channel
Makkz > Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is hard, bacon.
Sera Elizabeth > that sounds like what a pirate would say :-)
redio gya > im not pirate
gya > ask me a question a pirate would ask
Mazzic Karde > why is the rum gone
redio gya > im not pirate
gya > ask me a question a pirate would ask
Mazzic Karde > why is the rum gone
Gus Preston > i just got solo killed by a bestower
Kaiu > ok go on
Tom Hanks > what were you in?
Gus Preston > fucking taranis
Tom Hanks > what a fucking loser
Gus Preston > man dual webbed, jammed, scrammed
Tom Hanks > the fact it actually locked you before dying is
amazing in itself
Tom Hanks > lol loser
Kaiu > im pissing myself laughing
Gus Preston > he had 800mm plate
Tom Hanks > i think i would quit eve
HarelquinXepa > You Sir, suck at life.
Gus Preston > you sir can lick my sack
Gus Preston > im actually attempting to punch you in the
face over the internet
Tom Hanks > well gus, when you go down, its memorable
Gus Preston > true that
Kaiu > ok go on
Tom Hanks > what were you in?
Gus Preston > fucking taranis
Tom Hanks > what a fucking loser
Gus Preston > man dual webbed, jammed, scrammed
Tom Hanks > the fact it actually locked you before dying is
amazing in itself
Tom Hanks > lol loser
Kaiu > im pissing myself laughing
Gus Preston > he had 800mm plate
Tom Hanks > i think i would quit eve
HarelquinXepa > You Sir, suck at life.
Gus Preston > you sir can lick my sack
Gus Preston > im actually attempting to punch you in the
face over the internet
Tom Hanks > well gus, when you go down, its memorable
Gus Preston > true that
<HellGremlin> Oh man.
<HellGremlin> I just discovered something totally cool.
<HellGremlin> If you bite really hard on a mouseball, it turns out that it's metal covered with a layer of rubber, and inside the rubber there is disgusting, disgusting glue!
<HellGremlin> I feel like I just blew a robot.
<Starbrow> LOL
<Starbrow> QTED!
<Sham> rofl
<Starbrow> i bet you feel really dirty
<Jadrut> and slutty
<Starbrow> did you swallow?
<HellGremlin> Instinctively :(
<Sham> HG *always* swallows
* Sham giggles
* Sham huggles his internet boyfriend
<Sham> shit, I'm gay
* HellGremlin distances himself from Sham
<Sham> Time to join a religion again
<Sham> Which is better for de-homofication? Holy Baptists of Jerusalem (Wisconsin) or The Flaming Cross Organization?
<HellGremlin> I'm sure both fine foundations will help you Pray The Gay Away.
<Sham> *yay*
<Sham> Maybe the minister will be cute ^_^
<Sham> crap
<Sham> I did it again :(
<HellGremlin> I just discovered something totally cool.
<HellGremlin> If you bite really hard on a mouseball, it turns out that it's metal covered with a layer of rubber, and inside the rubber there is disgusting, disgusting glue!
<HellGremlin> I feel like I just blew a robot.
<Starbrow> LOL
<Starbrow> QTED!
<Sham> rofl
<Starbrow> i bet you feel really dirty
<Jadrut> and slutty
<Starbrow> did you swallow?
<HellGremlin> Instinctively :(
<Sham> HG *always* swallows
* Sham giggles
* Sham huggles his internet boyfriend
<Sham> shit, I'm gay
* HellGremlin distances himself from Sham
<Sham> Time to join a religion again
<Sham> Which is better for de-homofication? Holy Baptists of Jerusalem (Wisconsin) or The Flaming Cross Organization?
<HellGremlin> I'm sure both fine foundations will help you Pray The Gay Away.
<Sham> *yay*
<Sham> Maybe the minister will be cute ^_^
<Sham> crap
<Sham> I did it again :(
Avio Yaken > uou molested my rohk :(
Avio Yaken > you*
Jack Anemyte > is that okay?
Avio Yaken > Well >.> you had your ship's nose deep in there
Jack Anemyte > hope that felt good
Avio Yaken > well..he kinda liked
Jack Anemyte > :D
Avio Yaken > so i guess i should thank you
Avio Yaken > so...thanks ^_^
Jack Anemyte > np i can do it again
Avio Yaken > i would say yes, but i think it needs a break from the sweet love
Jack Anemyte > i guess we should prepare a protection for a next time
Avio Yaken > indeed, even though i heard apocs have some wonderful genes...
Jack Anemyte > sry, I dont plan to make any little apocs for now =) i'm too young =)
Avio Yaken > aw
Avio Yaken > you*
Jack Anemyte > is that okay?
Avio Yaken > Well >.> you had your ship's nose deep in there
Jack Anemyte > hope that felt good
Avio Yaken > well..he kinda liked
Jack Anemyte > :D
Avio Yaken > so i guess i should thank you
Avio Yaken > so...thanks ^_^
Jack Anemyte > np i can do it again
Avio Yaken > i would say yes, but i think it needs a break from the sweet love
Jack Anemyte > i guess we should prepare a protection for a next time
Avio Yaken > indeed, even though i heard apocs have some wonderful genes...
Jack Anemyte > sry, I dont plan to make any little apocs for now =) i'm too young =)
Avio Yaken > aw
Iconah Orlham > I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today
Iconah Orlham > Apparently it is only for the victims.
Iconah Orlham > Apparently it is only for the victims.