Johnster > my girl is teasing me over the phone about having sex in the rain
Rilewedge > have fun
Johnster > gotta drive like 60 miles though
Daytrader > So in 2 hours 3 minutes you can be back playing eve
Andain > lol
Eden Maurgen > hour there hour back
Nelson > :)
Rilewedge > have fun
Johnster > gotta drive like 60 miles though
Daytrader > So in 2 hours 3 minutes you can be back playing eve
Andain > lol
Eden Maurgen > hour there hour back
Nelson > :)
Promon Delnai > some guy in NORAD killed 9 bob inties / 6 pods with a smartbombthron, was hilarious
Jacob Etienne > lol
Promon Delnai > the inties were all "omgsmartbombs!" and he was all "kekeke"
Promon Delnai > and they were all *krakaboom*
Jacob Etienne > lol
Promon Delnai > the inties were all "omgsmartbombs!" and he was all "kekeke"
Promon Delnai > and they were all *krakaboom*
<kally> where do we get cerbs from?
<Superbeast> well
<Superbeast> when a raven and a caracal love each other
<kally> oh i see
<Superbeast> well
<Superbeast> when a raven and a caracal love each other
<kally> oh i see
Ale Tricio > A Drunk is stumbling back and forth.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
Ale Tricio > "It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the mans wiener
hanging out of his fly for all the world to see..
He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing
yourself?"
Ale Tricio > Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and
without missing a beat, blurts out..........
"Holy ssshit ----- My girlfffriend's gone, too!!!!!"
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
Ale Tricio > "It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the mans wiener
hanging out of his fly for all the world to see..
He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing
yourself?"
Ale Tricio > Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and
without missing a beat, blurts out..........
"Holy ssshit ----- My girlfffriend's gone, too!!!!!"
Olixia Castitatis > yay! naked girl!
TrouserDeagle > Weee! I killed a 500k BS!
Olixia Castitatis > NAKED COMES FIRST.
TrouserDeagle > Weee! I killed a 500k BS!
Olixia Castitatis > NAKED COMES FIRST.
Techyon > BL could you handle my Harpy order @ agil ?
Jade chan > BLacklight do you have time for a convo ?
Tamora > someone link me up to that eve ec- vid by rob
steve shaw > bl can i lick ur ears?
Tamora > bl can you pass the remote mate
Easy Target > BL can i have a cookie?
Caybn E'vangel > bl put some coffee on would ya?
Xune > BL i want a child from you
AvanCade > bl can i have ur nightmare
steve shaw > bl how do i fit my shuttle?
Tamora > oh - btw BL can you get a paper whilst your up?
Caybn E'vangel > stillwaiting on that coffee bl
Rovol > BL - tea milk and 2 plz
Tamora > bl are we there yet
steve shaw > bl can i take rohanns' isk
Caybn E'vangel > bl will you tell me a story
AvanCade > lmao
Tamora > bl are we there yet?>
Xune > poor bl
AvanCade > his afk
oDDiTy V2 > bl im hungry
Xune > Bl its raining here... do somthing against it
steve shaw > wats dest bl
DarkXeRoX > bl tomorrow is my first time im gonna use my interdictor in gangs, are u gonna slap me if i accendently hit the warpbubble button and bubble up the whole gang in a 8:1 outnumbered fight ?
steve shaw > bl are we jumpin in?
Jade chan > BLacklight do you have time for a convo ?
Tamora > someone link me up to that eve ec- vid by rob
steve shaw > bl can i lick ur ears?
Tamora > bl can you pass the remote mate
Easy Target > BL can i have a cookie?
Caybn E'vangel > bl put some coffee on would ya?
Xune > BL i want a child from you
AvanCade > bl can i have ur nightmare
steve shaw > bl how do i fit my shuttle?
Tamora > oh - btw BL can you get a paper whilst your up?
Caybn E'vangel > stillwaiting on that coffee bl
Rovol > BL - tea milk and 2 plz
Tamora > bl are we there yet
steve shaw > bl can i take rohanns' isk
Caybn E'vangel > bl will you tell me a story
AvanCade > lmao
Tamora > bl are we there yet?>
Xune > poor bl
AvanCade > his afk
oDDiTy V2 > bl im hungry
Xune > Bl its raining here... do somthing against it
steve shaw > wats dest bl
DarkXeRoX > bl tomorrow is my first time im gonna use my interdictor in gangs, are u gonna slap me if i accendently hit the warpbubble button and bubble up the whole gang in a 8:1 outnumbered fight ?
steve shaw > bl are we jumpin in?
LoxyRider > damn... i can be fucking stupid..
LoxyRider > talking to this guy on ts
LoxyRider > and he says he cant understand me
LoxyRider > im like looking thru the settings
Souzzandrah > lol
Cyah Sao > we cant heard you loxy
LoxyRider > to see whats wrong
Oortog > Take the Gerbil out Lox
LoxyRider > and so he left
LoxyRider > and i realise
LoxyRider > im not wearing my headset
Cyah Sao > hahaha
Oortog > LOL
Cyah Sao > lol
LoxyRider > its like.. under the desk a meter away :/
Souzzandrah > lol
Souzzandrah > hahaha
Souzzandrah > classic
Oortog > its like he can't find his 'any' key
Nwyvret > hahahah
LoxyRider > ¬¬
Nwyvret > yeah classic
LoxyRider > talking to this guy on ts
LoxyRider > and he says he cant understand me
LoxyRider > im like looking thru the settings
Souzzandrah > lol
Cyah Sao > we cant heard you loxy
LoxyRider > to see whats wrong
Oortog > Take the Gerbil out Lox
LoxyRider > and so he left
LoxyRider > and i realise
LoxyRider > im not wearing my headset
Cyah Sao > hahaha
Oortog > LOL
Cyah Sao > lol
LoxyRider > its like.. under the desk a meter away :/
Souzzandrah > lol
Souzzandrah > hahaha
Souzzandrah > classic
Oortog > its like he can't find his 'any' key
Nwyvret > hahahah
LoxyRider > ¬¬
Nwyvret > yeah classic
Mortuus > To bring Interdiction Sphere Launcher I online requires 100.0 cpu units, but only 100.0 of the 285.0 units that your computer produces are still available.
fl0pski > hehe yea i had that too
fl0pski > or you have 99.9998 cpu available
fl0pski > or the launcher uses 100.00982 cpu
fl0pski > something ghey like that
Mollari Cotto > thats dumb
Mollari Cotto > it should be whole numbers
Mollari Cotto > not .00000000000008
Oceana > lolol
fl0pski > they round it to whole numbers, but the ship says no
Mollari Cotto > ender... would you say that ccp doesn't know its significant figures?
fl0pski > you are fined 1700.0037254800372 isk for making ccp look stupid
fl0pski > hehe yea i had that too
fl0pski > or you have 99.9998 cpu available
fl0pski > or the launcher uses 100.00982 cpu
fl0pski > something ghey like that
Mollari Cotto > thats dumb
Mollari Cotto > it should be whole numbers
Mollari Cotto > not .00000000000008
Oceana > lolol
fl0pski > they round it to whole numbers, but the ship says no
Mollari Cotto > ender... would you say that ccp doesn't know its significant figures?
fl0pski > you are fined 1700.0037254800372 isk for making ccp look stupid
Marko Debreault > /emote shows info on himself
Marko Debreault > wtf, all this time I thought I was minmatar
Marko Debreault > wtf, all this time I thought I was minmatar
Balmorshta > can I still play eve when the server is down?