(Neghotiator) who cares how the girl sings anyway
(Neghotiator) whats more important is cooking and cleaning
(Neghotiator) cuz thats what they gotta be doing
(Neghotiator) not some fancy singing
(KnightDelta) lol
(KnightDelta) You're forgetting something important, Neghotiator.
(Neghotiator) ?
(KnightDelta) If they happen to be grammy award-winning international singers they can also afford a farm filled with those computer dream-machines every geek always dreams of.
(KnightDelta) The Cha-Ching Effect.
(Neghotiator) bill gates can afford that too
(Neghotiator) doesnt mean i pop a boner when i see him
(Neghotiator) (altho i do)
(Neghotiator) whats more important is cooking and cleaning
(Neghotiator) cuz thats what they gotta be doing
(Neghotiator) not some fancy singing
(KnightDelta) lol
(KnightDelta) You're forgetting something important, Neghotiator.
(Neghotiator) ?
(KnightDelta) If they happen to be grammy award-winning international singers they can also afford a farm filled with those computer dream-machines every geek always dreams of.
(KnightDelta) The Cha-Ching Effect.
(Neghotiator) bill gates can afford that too
(Neghotiator) doesnt mean i pop a boner when i see him
(Neghotiator) (altho i do)
<redfish> yarr
<redfish> the fun?
<redfish> omg i cant spell "teh"
<redfish> "the fun" looks ghey
<redfish> the fun?
<redfish> omg i cant spell "teh"
<redfish> "the fun" looks ghey
<Kurenin> remove your gaytag then whatever it is
<[Curse]Zergling2> hmm not smart calling CA gay ppl
<Kurenin> OMG YOU GONNA GET ME
<Kurenin> :(:(:(
<^1man_army> :O
<Kurenin> CRY!
<Jadrut> OMG ONOS
<Jadrut> HES GONNA POOP ON OUR CHILDREN AND EAT OUR CATS
<Kurenin> OMG
<Kurenin> !
<^1man_army> ....
<[Curse]Zergling2> lol
<Nebulai> :O
<Kurenin> anyway
<Kurenin> curse are about as lethal as a man sized kleenex
<HellGremlin> Ahaha dis.
<[Curse]Zergling2> oh well time own some brithis bitches/pimps in Cs
<Maus> hahah
<Jadrut> wet man sized kleenex*
<[Curse]Zergling2> hmm not smart calling CA gay ppl
<Kurenin> OMG YOU GONNA GET ME
<Kurenin> :(:(:(
<^1man_army> :O
<Kurenin> CRY!
<Jadrut> OMG ONOS
<Jadrut> HES GONNA POOP ON OUR CHILDREN AND EAT OUR CATS
<Kurenin> OMG
<Kurenin> !
<^1man_army> ....
<[Curse]Zergling2> lol
<Nebulai> :O
<Kurenin> anyway
<Kurenin> curse are about as lethal as a man sized kleenex
<HellGremlin> Ahaha dis.
<[Curse]Zergling2> oh well time own some brithis bitches/pimps in Cs
<Maus> hahah
<Jadrut> wet man sized kleenex*
Liafcipe9000 > WHAT THE FUCK
Liafcipe9000 > I just jetted some cap boosters into a can
Liafcipe9000 > and it's gone O_O
Liafcipe9000 > IT'S FCKING GONE
Barzhad > magic
Liafcipe9000 > WHAT THE FUCK
Barzhad > check if you accidentally trashed it
Liafcipe9000 > no
Liafcipe9000 > I saw the can
Barzhad > or sold it (check wallet/orders)
Liafcipe9000 > I FCKING SAW THE CAN POP
Liafcipe9000 > dude
Liafcipe9000 > i'm in space
Liafcipe9000 > dead space
Barzhad > maybe the can expired
Liafcipe9000 > in 2 seconds?
Liafcipe9000 > TWO SECONDS?!
Barzhad > how long was it there?
Liafcipe9000 > 2 seconds
Barzhad > petition
Liafcipe9000 > maybe there's some1 cloaked here 2.1K off the thing
Barzhad > maybe you switched to another overvie where you don't see the can?
Liafcipe9000 > no
Liafcipe9000 > DUDE
Liafcipe9000 > I SAW THE CAN POP
Liafcipe9000 > THEN I SAW THE CAN DISAPPEAR
Liafcipe9000 > AFTER TWO FCKING SECONDS
Barzhad > damn.
Liafcipe9000 > wait.
Liafcipe9000 > WAIT.
Liafcipe9000 > i'm so stupid
Barzhad > so what was it?
Liafcipe9000 > OF COURSE.
Liafcipe9000 > I'm sitting next to a tractor unit that I deployed
Liafcipe9000 > o
Liafcipe9000 > /emote shoots himself
Kalrissia > HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Liafcipe9000 > so fail :(
Liafcipe9000 > please kill me.
Liafcipe9000 > now.
Liafcipe9000 > I just jetted some cap boosters into a can
Liafcipe9000 > and it's gone O_O
Liafcipe9000 > IT'S FCKING GONE
Barzhad > magic
Liafcipe9000 > WHAT THE FUCK
Barzhad > check if you accidentally trashed it
Liafcipe9000 > no
Liafcipe9000 > I saw the can
Barzhad > or sold it (check wallet/orders)
Liafcipe9000 > I FCKING SAW THE CAN POP
Liafcipe9000 > dude
Liafcipe9000 > i'm in space
Liafcipe9000 > dead space
Barzhad > maybe the can expired
Liafcipe9000 > in 2 seconds?
Liafcipe9000 > TWO SECONDS?!
Barzhad > how long was it there?
Liafcipe9000 > 2 seconds
Barzhad > petition
Liafcipe9000 > maybe there's some1 cloaked here 2.1K off the thing
Barzhad > maybe you switched to another overvie where you don't see the can?
Liafcipe9000 > no
Liafcipe9000 > DUDE
Liafcipe9000 > I SAW THE CAN POP
Liafcipe9000 > THEN I SAW THE CAN DISAPPEAR
Liafcipe9000 > AFTER TWO FCKING SECONDS
Barzhad > damn.
Liafcipe9000 > wait.
Liafcipe9000 > WAIT.
Liafcipe9000 > i'm so stupid
Barzhad > so what was it?
Liafcipe9000 > OF COURSE.
Liafcipe9000 > I'm sitting next to a tractor unit that I deployed
Liafcipe9000 > o
Liafcipe9000 > /emote shoots himself
Kalrissia > HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Liafcipe9000 > so fail :(
Liafcipe9000 > please kill me.
Liafcipe9000 > now.
Toushi Kimura > We could advertise ourselves as anon-friendly
Toushi Kimura > That might get us some recruits
BloodBird > Oh yeah that would certainly help us wouldn't it
Toushi Kimura > Hey at least we're not advertising as goon-friendly
Andreus Ixiris > Because everyone would know that's a complete lie
Andreus Ixiris > Even Goonswarm aren't goon-friendly
Toushi Kimura > That might get us some recruits
BloodBird > Oh yeah that would certainly help us wouldn't it
Toushi Kimura > Hey at least we're not advertising as goon-friendly
Andreus Ixiris > Because everyone would know that's a complete lie
Andreus Ixiris > Even Goonswarm aren't goon-friendly
Mechanical Chicken > Having a kid would be like talking to YouTube commenters every single day
Mechanical Chicken > AND I have to spend money to keep them alive
Mechanical Chicken > AND I have to spend money to keep them alive
Ejit > I've only got two brain cells left. They both hate each other and one's a recovering alcoholic.
Frug> CCP + White Wolf is actually a great idea, if only CCP could make games and if only White Wolf didn't have the fans it does.
Ciarente > I find the idea of caldari porn vaguely disturbing
Ciarente > I imagine it would be very nordic and athletic
Ciarente > or else hentai
Stitcher > I'm imagining that porn now too
Ciarente > patriotic caldari porn
Stitcher > "FOR THE STATE!!!" *eerie silence, punctuated by the bed creaking*
Stitcher > "...your performance was satisfactory."
Ciarente > I imagine it would be very nordic and athletic
Ciarente > or else hentai
Stitcher > I'm imagining that porn now too
Ciarente > patriotic caldari porn
Stitcher > "FOR THE STATE!!!" *eerie silence, punctuated by the bed creaking*
Stitcher > "...your performance was satisfactory."
Gei'neille > so i was in thailand
Brock Nelson > and you sucked a penis?
Gei'neille > no, just let me finish
Brock Nelson > ok ok, sorry
Gei'neille > anyways i was in the military and i went to a bar with my mates
Brock Nelson > and then you sucked a penis?
Gei'neille > will you fuck off ok?
Brock Nelson > sorry, im just getting carried away
Gei'neille > jeez
Gei'neille > so there was lots of hot skinny chicks with fake tits
Gei'neille > and we all were just dancing
Brock Nelson > and then you sucked a penis?
Gei'neille > dude..
Brock Nelson > ok i swear last time
Gei'neille > at the end, all of us had a chick and we went back to the hotel
Gei'neille > but i couldn't go down on them, seems werid
Gei'neille > as it turns out, next day the guys found out that they were boys
Brock Nelson > and then you sucked their penis?
Gei'neille > no, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Brock Nelson > and then they sucked your penis?
Gei'neille > no
Brock Nelson > and then penis sucked your penis?
Gei'neille > what?
Brock Nelson > and then penis penis your penis?
Gei'neille > are you obsessed with penises?
Brock Nelson > and penis penis penis your penis?
Gei'neille > wow....
Gei'neille > anyways that's not the worst story
Gei'neille > i went to hong kong next week
Gei'neille > and ate a moneky brain
Brock Nelson > wait, who the hell is letting monkies with fake tits run around sucking your penis?
Gei'neille > oh fuck off
Brock Nelson > and you sucked a penis?
Gei'neille > no, just let me finish
Brock Nelson > ok ok, sorry
Gei'neille > anyways i was in the military and i went to a bar with my mates
Brock Nelson > and then you sucked a penis?
Gei'neille > will you fuck off ok?
Brock Nelson > sorry, im just getting carried away
Gei'neille > jeez
Gei'neille > so there was lots of hot skinny chicks with fake tits
Gei'neille > and we all were just dancing
Brock Nelson > and then you sucked a penis?
Gei'neille > dude..
Brock Nelson > ok i swear last time
Gei'neille > at the end, all of us had a chick and we went back to the hotel
Gei'neille > but i couldn't go down on them, seems werid
Gei'neille > as it turns out, next day the guys found out that they were boys
Brock Nelson > and then you sucked their penis?
Gei'neille > no, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Brock Nelson > and then they sucked your penis?
Gei'neille > no
Brock Nelson > and then penis sucked your penis?
Gei'neille > what?
Brock Nelson > and then penis penis your penis?
Gei'neille > are you obsessed with penises?
Brock Nelson > and penis penis penis your penis?
Gei'neille > wow....
Gei'neille > anyways that's not the worst story
Gei'neille > i went to hong kong next week
Gei'neille > and ate a moneky brain
Brock Nelson > wait, who the hell is letting monkies with fake tits run around sucking your penis?
Gei'neille > oh fuck off