Zigy > I think our corp has become pretty communist
toetagger > what do you mean
Zigy > well everything we do is for the collective good
toetagger > the collective good of two people
Zigy > shut up we're commies
toetagger > what do you mean
Zigy > well everything we do is for the collective good
toetagger > the collective good of two people
Zigy > shut up we're commies
G FLY > stfu pirat
Furp > STFU grammatical idiot.
G FLY > oo battlestars
Furp > You're making your English teachers cry at night, you know... Quite shameful.
G FLY > some type of fighting stars!
G FLY > so what the fuck is furp?
Furp > A furp is a furp is a furp is a furp is a furp is a... (ad nauseum)
G FLY > locky ur fukin ded
G FLY > dead like a furpy
Furp > ...Wha? You made no sense there...
G FLY > make sense when ur mom gives me change
Furp > And I request that you not swear at me. It makes the baby messiah cry.
G FLY > fucki fuck you fuckin
Furp > .... My god, the more you swear the less sense you make.
G FLY > stfu noob
Furp > Again, please don't swear at me. It offends my good sensabilities.
Furp > ...Much like bacon. Bacon is horribly evil stuff. It kills kittens, you know.
G FLY > ima declair war on youuuuuu
Furp > So?
Locky Thindromen > ROFL
Locky Thindromen > he says so :)
Furp > OH NOES! I SHALL ETERNALLY FLY IN TERROR OF THE IMPENDING STRIKE *smashsmashsmash* Darned caps locks key. Yes! I shall fly in eternal terror that you might pod me! I quake in fear, and I don't mean quake as in that ever so fun FPS game either! Ye...
G FLY > har!!!
G FLY > big gay pirat named furp
Furp > Oh the horrors of it all! What ever shall I do? I shall now cry my salty e-tears in my El Jay about this, angsting about this for all eternity!
G FLY > serves your right, my work here is doen
Furp > Perhaps I shall even cry at the horrors of this in the forums! Oh, I can see it now, "OMG, 1337 SPLOITER G FLY DEKLURD WOR ON MEEEE!"
G FLY > w3rd
Furp > Although perhaps in the future you should not assume on the gender of the people you're smacktalking to? It will dramatically increase your perceived intelligence quotent.
G FLY > where did you learn to type
G FLY > ?
G FLY > dude, ima like... light ur ass up
Locky Thindromen > i love it when you talk dirty
Furp > STFU grammatical idiot.
G FLY > oo battlestars
Furp > You're making your English teachers cry at night, you know... Quite shameful.
G FLY > some type of fighting stars!
G FLY > so what the fuck is furp?
Furp > A furp is a furp is a furp is a furp is a furp is a... (ad nauseum)
G FLY > locky ur fukin ded
G FLY > dead like a furpy
Furp > ...Wha? You made no sense there...
G FLY > make sense when ur mom gives me change
Furp > And I request that you not swear at me. It makes the baby messiah cry.
G FLY > fucki fuck you fuckin
Furp > .... My god, the more you swear the less sense you make.
G FLY > stfu noob
Furp > Again, please don't swear at me. It offends my good sensabilities.
Furp > ...Much like bacon. Bacon is horribly evil stuff. It kills kittens, you know.
G FLY > ima declair war on youuuuuu
Furp > So?
Locky Thindromen > ROFL
Locky Thindromen > he says so :)
Furp > OH NOES! I SHALL ETERNALLY FLY IN TERROR OF THE IMPENDING STRIKE *smashsmashsmash* Darned caps locks key. Yes! I shall fly in eternal terror that you might pod me! I quake in fear, and I don't mean quake as in that ever so fun FPS game either! Ye...
G FLY > har!!!
G FLY > big gay pirat named furp
Furp > Oh the horrors of it all! What ever shall I do? I shall now cry my salty e-tears in my El Jay about this, angsting about this for all eternity!
G FLY > serves your right, my work here is doen
Furp > Perhaps I shall even cry at the horrors of this in the forums! Oh, I can see it now, "OMG, 1337 SPLOITER G FLY DEKLURD WOR ON MEEEE!"
G FLY > w3rd
Furp > Although perhaps in the future you should not assume on the gender of the people you're smacktalking to? It will dramatically increase your perceived intelligence quotent.
G FLY > where did you learn to type
G FLY > ?
G FLY > dude, ima like... light ur ass up
Locky Thindromen > i love it when you talk dirty
<Viceroy> right now i have to write an essay
<Viceroy> comparing machiavelli to thomas moore
<Viceroy> needless to say i will be ripping that carebear
<Viceroy> comparing machiavelli to thomas moore
<Viceroy> needless to say i will be ripping that carebear
Illesa > brin isn't having much fun with his clone XD
Brin Milo > You would need 2,097,152.00 ISK ISK to complete this operation, while you only have 2,090,503.03 ISK. FSCKING HAXXX!!!
Brin Milo >HAX
Brin Milo > HAX!
Illesa > XD 7k!
Brin Milo >**** HAX!
Brin Milo > ¬.¬
Brin Milo > i should go just hold up a n00b for 7K...
Brin Milo > "give me 7K or you die"
Illesa > lol
Brin Milo > /emote sits down with a sign saying "will dance for ISK"
Brin Milo > fsking haxx!
Brin Milo > You would need 2,097,152.00 ISK ISK to complete this operation, while you only have 2,097,003.03 ISK.
Illesa > roflmao
Brin Milo > FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THATS HOLY!!!
Brin Milo > FSCKING HAXXX)))RRRSSDAASD
Illesa > 149isk XD
Farushna Kildarin > how much you need would love to see you dance :)
Brin Milo > JAHAAggggJKKllks
Brin Milo > >.<
Brin Milo > i need 200 isk
Illesa > roflmao
Brin Milo > to be on the safe side ¬.¬
Illesa > 149isk!
Illesa > you rock
Farushna Kildarin > there you go :)
Brin Milo > /emote dances
Brin Milo > /emote strips naked and dances
Farushna Kildarin > :)
Illesa > SCREENSHOT!!!
Farushna Kildarin > oooh damn yeah screenshot:)
Brin Milo > You would need 2,097,152.00 ISK ISK to complete this operation, while you only have 2,090,503.03 ISK. FSCKING HAXXX!!!
Brin Milo >HAX
Brin Milo > HAX!
Illesa > XD 7k!
Brin Milo >**** HAX!
Brin Milo > ¬.¬
Brin Milo > i should go just hold up a n00b for 7K...
Brin Milo > "give me 7K or you die"
Illesa > lol
Brin Milo > /emote sits down with a sign saying "will dance for ISK"
Brin Milo > fsking haxx!
Brin Milo > You would need 2,097,152.00 ISK ISK to complete this operation, while you only have 2,097,003.03 ISK.
Illesa > roflmao
Brin Milo > FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THATS HOLY!!!
Brin Milo > FSCKING HAXXX)))RRRSSDAASD
Illesa > 149isk XD
Farushna Kildarin > how much you need would love to see you dance :)
Brin Milo > JAHAAggggJKKllks
Brin Milo > >.<
Brin Milo > i need 200 isk
Illesa > roflmao
Brin Milo > to be on the safe side ¬.¬
Illesa > 149isk!
Illesa > you rock
Farushna Kildarin > there you go :)
Brin Milo > /emote dances
Brin Milo > /emote strips naked and dances
Farushna Kildarin > :)
Illesa > SCREENSHOT!!!
Farushna Kildarin > oooh damn yeah screenshot:)
Trey Azagthoth > dude
Trey Azagthoth > CA friendly here
Trey Azagthoth > stop firing
Trey Azagthoth > DUDE
Trey Azagthoth > stop plz
Trey Azagthoth > dude
Trey Azagthoth > can u stop firing, I am CA friendly
Trey Azagthoth > dude
Trey Azagthoth > I am CA fucking friendly
Trey Azagthoth > omfg
Trey Azagthoth > I am Corp 1 and GKS friendly
RaZor Flash > Well i aint
Trey Azagthoth > ahh
Trey Azagthoth > thanks again fuck heads
Trey Azagthoth > :)
Trey Azagthoth > CA friendly here
Trey Azagthoth > stop firing
Trey Azagthoth > DUDE
Trey Azagthoth > stop plz
Trey Azagthoth > dude
Trey Azagthoth > can u stop firing, I am CA friendly
Trey Azagthoth > dude
Trey Azagthoth > I am CA fucking friendly
Trey Azagthoth > omfg
Trey Azagthoth > I am Corp 1 and GKS friendly
RaZor Flash > Well i aint
Trey Azagthoth > ahh
Trey Azagthoth > thanks again fuck heads
Trey Azagthoth > :)
Marvel Master > what is the range of the global channel?
<Urban_Mongral> and it will be totally out of date soon when people stop using 7331
<Urban_Mongral> errrr.....i mean 1337
<RinnyWee> 7331?
<RinnyWee> hahaha
<RinnyWee> lmao
<Urban_Mongral> 7331 must be the exact opposite of leet
<Urban_Mongral> like hacking your own computer
<Urban_Mongral> or loosing a CS game to a troop of girl scouts
<Urban_Mongral> errrr.....i mean 1337
<RinnyWee> 7331?
<RinnyWee> hahaha
<RinnyWee> lmao
<Urban_Mongral> 7331 must be the exact opposite of leet
<Urban_Mongral> like hacking your own computer
<Urban_Mongral> or loosing a CS game to a troop of girl scouts
* Penn_7fingers jumos onto Pris suddenly "aha!" And swipes her eyes back
* Penn_7fingers re-inserts them into sockets
<Pris|Corrde> o.o oof
<Penn_7fingers> Better >=D
<Pris|Corrde> are they plug and play eyes or do I need to reboot you?
* Penn_7fingers re-inserts them into sockets
<Pris|Corrde> o.o oof
<Penn_7fingers> Better >=D
<Pris|Corrde> are they plug and play eyes or do I need to reboot you?
<Kurenin> remove your gaytag then whatever it is
<[Curse]Zergling2> hmm not smart calling CA gay ppl
<Kurenin> OMG YOU GONNA GET ME
<Kurenin> :(:(:(
<^1man_army> :O
<Kurenin> CRY!
<Jadrut> OMG ONOS
<Jadrut> HES GONNA POOP ON OUR CHILDREN AND EAT OUR CATS
<Kurenin> OMG
<Kurenin> !
<^1man_army> ....
<[Curse]Zergling2> lol
<Nebulai> :O
<Kurenin> anyway
<Kurenin> curse are about as lethal as a man sized kleenex
<HellGremlin> Ahaha dis.
<[Curse]Zergling2> oh well time own some brithis bitches/pimps in Cs
<Maus> hahah
<Jadrut> wet man sized kleenex*
<[Curse]Zergling2> hmm not smart calling CA gay ppl
<Kurenin> OMG YOU GONNA GET ME
<Kurenin> :(:(:(
<^1man_army> :O
<Kurenin> CRY!
<Jadrut> OMG ONOS
<Jadrut> HES GONNA POOP ON OUR CHILDREN AND EAT OUR CATS
<Kurenin> OMG
<Kurenin> !
<^1man_army> ....
<[Curse]Zergling2> lol
<Nebulai> :O
<Kurenin> anyway
<Kurenin> curse are about as lethal as a man sized kleenex
<HellGremlin> Ahaha dis.
<[Curse]Zergling2> oh well time own some brithis bitches/pimps in Cs
<Maus> hahah
<Jadrut> wet man sized kleenex*
Luncinia Padecain > /emote sneaks up behind and stuffs Demon Cookie in a jar... hold the jar under her arm and yells... "THIS IS MAH COOKIE! Anyones tried to take my cookie will suffer the fires of hell and the mercy of Cthulhu!"
Demon Cookie > *squeals and finds herself captive, secretly enjoying it*
Luncinia Padecain > /emote runs to a corner pulls Demon Cookie out of the jar and starts nibbling
Demon Cookie > /emote moans as she's being nibbled
Luncinia Padecain > shhh!
Demon Cookie > /emote quietens her moans a little after being shushed
Demon Cookie > :P
Luncinia Padecain > /emote takes a gag, stuffs it in Demon Cookie's mouth, ties it around the head and starts nibbling on toes
Zombie Berlioz > o.O
Demon Cookie > /emote is muffled so can only squirm around while being nibbled
Luncinia Padecain > /emote takes a chopstick and pokes the foot in a pressure point until Demon Cookie buckles and starts tying Demon Cookie up to stop the squirming
[Luncinia Padecain > /emote bends over to look demon cookie in the eye... You going to stop squirming now?
Demon Cookie > *nods wideeyed*
Luncinia Padecain > ... ok
Luncinia Padecain > /emote starts nibbling on a finger
Luncinia Padecain > /emote also tickles Demon Cookie's foot with the chopstick
Demon Cookie > *squirms around desperately trying to yank her feet away from the tickling*
Luncinia Padecain > /emote straddles Demon Cookie and smacks the ass hard.... What did I just say?!
Demon Cookie > /emote whimpers muffled by the gag manages to pull it down enough to say "But that was before you started tickling which should be considered cheating!"
Luncinia Padecain > /emote pokes Demon Cookie's foot hard with the chopstick at a pressure point...
Luncinia Padecain > Did you want me to get the paddle?
Demon Cookie > *nods*
Luncinia Padecain > Oh?
Luncinia Padecain > /emote holds back a smile
Bodewhin Schwarz > fucks going on in here o.O
Luncinia Padecain > /emote gets up and comes back with an 1/2" oak paddle with holes drilled in it which looks more like a cricket bat and cracks one over Demon Cookie's ass
Luncinia Padecain > /emote looks at Bodewhin Schwarz ...
Luncinia Padecain > nothing
Luncinia Padecain > /emote gives another swing at Demon Cookie's backside
Demon Cookie > /emote tries to act like she's in pain but secretly enjoys it
Bodewhin Schwarz > Im going to save this chat and upload it somewhere
Luncinia Padecain > /emote gives three more cracks in succession on Demon Cookie
Bodewhin Schwarz > Maybe on the eveO forums
Bodewhin Schwarz > Make a disturbing/emarassing chat thread
Woulaan > <disturbing comment placeholder>
Demon Cookie > Hey just wait till Lucinia cracks out the ballgags :P
Luncinia Padecain > is tough cookie to break
Demon Cookie > You're not meant to break the cookie. Be gentle! (but not too gentle)
Luncinia Padecain > /emote stomps a foot right in the middle of Demon Cookie's back... Did I say you could speak?!
Demon Cookie > *whimpers and shakes her head, wide eyed*
Luncinia Padecain > /emote takes her foot of Demon Cookie's back
Luncinia Padecain > are you going to be good now?
Demon Cookie > *nods*
Luncinia Padecain > /emote gets down and starts to untie Demon Cookie
Luncinia Padecain > /emote gives one more crack across the bottom of Demon Cookie's feet before setting Demon Cookie free
Luncinia Padecain > better?
Demon Cookie > *is untied and relaxes then jumps startled at the last minute swat* Yes, thank you :D
Luncinia Padecain > /emote cuddles with Demon Cookie
Demon Cookie > /emote cuddles with Luncinia Padecain
Demon Cookie > *squeals and finds herself captive, secretly enjoying it*
Luncinia Padecain > /emote runs to a corner pulls Demon Cookie out of the jar and starts nibbling
Demon Cookie > /emote moans as she's being nibbled
Luncinia Padecain > shhh!
Demon Cookie > /emote quietens her moans a little after being shushed
Demon Cookie > :P
Luncinia Padecain > /emote takes a gag, stuffs it in Demon Cookie's mouth, ties it around the head and starts nibbling on toes
Zombie Berlioz > o.O
Demon Cookie > /emote is muffled so can only squirm around while being nibbled
Luncinia Padecain > /emote takes a chopstick and pokes the foot in a pressure point until Demon Cookie buckles and starts tying Demon Cookie up to stop the squirming
[Luncinia Padecain > /emote bends over to look demon cookie in the eye... You going to stop squirming now?
Demon Cookie > *nods wideeyed*
Luncinia Padecain > ... ok
Luncinia Padecain > /emote starts nibbling on a finger
Luncinia Padecain > /emote also tickles Demon Cookie's foot with the chopstick
Demon Cookie > *squirms around desperately trying to yank her feet away from the tickling*
Luncinia Padecain > /emote straddles Demon Cookie and smacks the ass hard.... What did I just say?!
Demon Cookie > /emote whimpers muffled by the gag manages to pull it down enough to say "But that was before you started tickling which should be considered cheating!"
Luncinia Padecain > /emote pokes Demon Cookie's foot hard with the chopstick at a pressure point...
Luncinia Padecain > Did you want me to get the paddle?
Demon Cookie > *nods*
Luncinia Padecain > Oh?
Luncinia Padecain > /emote holds back a smile
Bodewhin Schwarz > fucks going on in here o.O
Luncinia Padecain > /emote gets up and comes back with an 1/2" oak paddle with holes drilled in it which looks more like a cricket bat and cracks one over Demon Cookie's ass
Luncinia Padecain > /emote looks at Bodewhin Schwarz ...
Luncinia Padecain > nothing
Luncinia Padecain > /emote gives another swing at Demon Cookie's backside
Demon Cookie > /emote tries to act like she's in pain but secretly enjoys it
Bodewhin Schwarz > Im going to save this chat and upload it somewhere
Luncinia Padecain > /emote gives three more cracks in succession on Demon Cookie
Bodewhin Schwarz > Maybe on the eveO forums
Bodewhin Schwarz > Make a disturbing/emarassing chat thread
Woulaan > <disturbing comment placeholder>
Demon Cookie > Hey just wait till Lucinia cracks out the ballgags :P
Luncinia Padecain > is tough cookie to break
Demon Cookie > You're not meant to break the cookie. Be gentle! (but not too gentle)
Luncinia Padecain > /emote stomps a foot right in the middle of Demon Cookie's back... Did I say you could speak?!
Demon Cookie > *whimpers and shakes her head, wide eyed*
Luncinia Padecain > /emote takes her foot of Demon Cookie's back
Luncinia Padecain > are you going to be good now?
Demon Cookie > *nods*
Luncinia Padecain > /emote gets down and starts to untie Demon Cookie
Luncinia Padecain > /emote gives one more crack across the bottom of Demon Cookie's feet before setting Demon Cookie free
Luncinia Padecain > better?
Demon Cookie > *is untied and relaxes then jumps startled at the last minute swat* Yes, thank you :D
Luncinia Padecain > /emote cuddles with Demon Cookie
Demon Cookie > /emote cuddles with Luncinia Padecain