<Kurenin> remove your gaytag then whatever it is
<[Curse]Zergling2> hmm not smart calling CA gay ppl
<Kurenin> OMG YOU GONNA GET ME
<Kurenin> :(:(:(
<^1man_army> :O
<Kurenin> CRY!
<Jadrut> OMG ONOS
<Jadrut> HES GONNA POOP ON OUR CHILDREN AND EAT OUR CATS
<Kurenin> OMG
<Kurenin> !
<^1man_army> ....
<[Curse]Zergling2> lol
<Nebulai> :O
<Kurenin> anyway
<Kurenin> curse are about as lethal as a man sized kleenex
<HellGremlin> Ahaha dis.
<[Curse]Zergling2> oh well time own some brithis bitches/pimps in Cs
<Maus> hahah
<Jadrut> wet man sized kleenex*
<[Curse]Zergling2> hmm not smart calling CA gay ppl
<Kurenin> OMG YOU GONNA GET ME
<Kurenin> :(:(:(
<^1man_army> :O
<Kurenin> CRY!
<Jadrut> OMG ONOS
<Jadrut> HES GONNA POOP ON OUR CHILDREN AND EAT OUR CATS
<Kurenin> OMG
<Kurenin> !
<^1man_army> ....
<[Curse]Zergling2> lol
<Nebulai> :O
<Kurenin> anyway
<Kurenin> curse are about as lethal as a man sized kleenex
<HellGremlin> Ahaha dis.
<[Curse]Zergling2> oh well time own some brithis bitches/pimps in Cs
<Maus> hahah
<Jadrut> wet man sized kleenex*
Kesper North: Fuck Asimov and the horse he rode in on.
Kesper North: Fuck him, John Snow.
Kesper North: And his three laws of robotics are hilarious.
Kesper North: WTB three laws of drone rules of engagement, amirite.
Kesper North: Fuck him, John Snow.
Kesper North: And his three laws of robotics are hilarious.
Kesper North: WTB three laws of drone rules of engagement, amirite.
borenson Aivoras > so dumb question but if they have a red minus i can fight them right? with out the cops jumping in?
Shalazan > Wrong
Shalazan > If your in 0.0 your fine
Shalazan > But in High Sec CONCORD will fuck you analy with a tunafish
Shalazan > Wrong
Shalazan > If your in 0.0 your fine
Shalazan > But in High Sec CONCORD will fuck you analy with a tunafish
Andreus Ixiris > Does anyone actually have units of Synthetic Coffee? I can never seem to find any.
Jandice Ymladris > aren't those sold on markets?
Andreus Ixiris > Jandice: They're a market item but I never see any on the market
Biggus Tankus > there are 2 Andreus in Lanngisi @ 875k per unit
Andreus Ixiris > And I thought prices at Starbucks were ridiculous
Jandice Ymladris > Remember, Free Sample
Jandice Ymladris > Then yo'ure hooked and they can milk you dry
Andreus Ixiris > I once saw a Free Sample on contract for a single ISK.
Jandice Ymladris > hope you bought it :p
Andreus Ixiris > It made me very sad.
Andreus Ixiris > It made me very sad because I realised there's someone out there in EVE who has a brilliant understanding of irony but he can only express himself through the contracts system
Jandice Ymladris > aren't those sold on markets?
Andreus Ixiris > Jandice: They're a market item but I never see any on the market
Biggus Tankus > there are 2 Andreus in Lanngisi @ 875k per unit
Andreus Ixiris > And I thought prices at Starbucks were ridiculous
Jandice Ymladris > Remember, Free Sample
Jandice Ymladris > Then yo'ure hooked and they can milk you dry
Andreus Ixiris > I once saw a Free Sample on contract for a single ISK.
Jandice Ymladris > hope you bought it :p
Andreus Ixiris > It made me very sad.
Andreus Ixiris > It made me very sad because I realised there's someone out there in EVE who has a brilliant understanding of irony but he can only express himself through the contracts system
Eri Nihil > Welcome to EVE. What is "user-friendly", and can I shoot it for ISK?
Bluekillington Spywoxer > Hello. I am an entirely trustworthy militia member. Does anyone have any information for me regarding fleets or strategic objectives? Would any rich corps like to recruit me? Once again I am totally trustworthy.
Kilin Darathio > vodka goes well with everything except decisions
Eddieguin Renalard > I find the particles that behave differently depending on whether or not they are being observed very.... untrustworthy
Andreus Ixiris > This is like the tenth time in a row the humans have tried to sell me barrels of gorilla blood
Friar Kite > ...
Friar Kite > What
Andreus Ixiris > They just straight out have barrels of gorilla blood for sale in their trade caravan
Andreus Ixiris > It's like, yeah, tall human dudes, seriously, I appreciate the effort you must have gone to to find and kill enough gorillas to fill up entire barrels with their blood, and then preserve it in such a way that it's potable
Andreus Ixiris > No, really, I think that's A for effort right there
Andreus Ixiris > But I still don't want to buy that
Andreus Ixiris > I cannot see a pressing need in my fortress for that kind of product
Andreus Ixiris > If in future days my fortress suddenly begins experiencing a horrific gorilla blood deficit
Andreus Ixiris > Don't worry, you guys will be the first people I call
Andreus Ixiris > I mean I sort of worry that the humans think that this is what dwarves want
Andreus Ixiris > And they're going to all this effort because they genuinely want to make attractive trade products for my fortress
Andreus Ixiris > And we're just shooting them down every time
Andreus Ixiris > I sometimes wonder if their advisor on dwarves is trolling them or something
Friar Kite > Yeah like, he's this fat fuck who knows shit all about dwarves and he just sits there all day in the castle and eats
Friar Kite > Caravan comes back
Friar Kite > "Yeah dude they didn't go for the gorilla blood again, what the fuck gives?"
Friar Kite > DO YOU DOUBT ME?
Friar Kite > ...
Friar Kite > What
Andreus Ixiris > They just straight out have barrels of gorilla blood for sale in their trade caravan
Andreus Ixiris > It's like, yeah, tall human dudes, seriously, I appreciate the effort you must have gone to to find and kill enough gorillas to fill up entire barrels with their blood, and then preserve it in such a way that it's potable
Andreus Ixiris > No, really, I think that's A for effort right there
Andreus Ixiris > But I still don't want to buy that
Andreus Ixiris > I cannot see a pressing need in my fortress for that kind of product
Andreus Ixiris > If in future days my fortress suddenly begins experiencing a horrific gorilla blood deficit
Andreus Ixiris > Don't worry, you guys will be the first people I call
Andreus Ixiris > I mean I sort of worry that the humans think that this is what dwarves want
Andreus Ixiris > And they're going to all this effort because they genuinely want to make attractive trade products for my fortress
Andreus Ixiris > And we're just shooting them down every time
Andreus Ixiris > I sometimes wonder if their advisor on dwarves is trolling them or something
Friar Kite > Yeah like, he's this fat fuck who knows shit all about dwarves and he just sits there all day in the castle and eats
Friar Kite > Caravan comes back
Friar Kite > "Yeah dude they didn't go for the gorilla blood again, what the fuck gives?"
Friar Kite > DO YOU DOUBT ME?
Jason Marshall > THIS IS MY LAST SITE
Jason Marshall > WIFE IS NAKED
Jason Marshall > HOLY SHIT
Jason Marshall > KILL THESE DELTOLES NOW
Jason Marshall > NO SHES LEANING IN THE HALLWAY STARING
Jason Marshall > IM EAITHER DEAD OR GETTING LAID AGAIN
Jason Marshall > WIFE IS NAKED
Jason Marshall > HOLY SHIT
Jason Marshall > KILL THESE DELTOLES NOW
Jason Marshall > NO SHES LEANING IN THE HALLWAY STARING
Jason Marshall > IM EAITHER DEAD OR GETTING LAID AGAIN